Change one letter, not the order

[RugerShooter]

OK here is a new game. Take the word, that is in BOLD and make a short Sentence out of it. Next person change ONE letter in the word, and make up a new sentence.

For example
person 1: This could become a pain in the REAR.
person 2: Can you BEAR this thread?


So that said lets get started.

Did you grab the ROPE?

[sparker1]

Playing this game, I feel like a Dope.

[abirken]

POPE

[bbennett]

Cope

[abirken]

nope

[bbennett]

note

[BruteForce]

nope

Hold your nose

[Mtnman1830]

nope

Hold your nose

Get the HOSE

[RugerShooter]

Lets go dig a HOLE

[Mtnman1830]

Lets go dig a HOLE

In the HOLE we can put a POLE

[Brewhaha]

Dude, you got a huge MOLE on your nose.

[abirken]

Dude, you got a huge MOLE on your nose.


Just another MODEof transportation.

[Sombeech]

Just another MODEof transportation.

Lot's of code on this page

[abirken]

Just another MODEof transportation.

Lot's of code on this page

COME hither :naughty: :lol8:

[RugerShooter]

Let me COMByour hair

[abirken]

I have a womb and you don't.

[savanna3313]

I have a bomb and you don't.

[abirken]

I have a bomb and you don't.


That seriously just made me chuckle out loud. LOVE YOU GIRL!! HAHA!! :roflol:


King Tut has a


tomb and we don't. :lol8:

[savanna3313]

I have a bomb and you don't.


That seriously just made me chuckle out loud. LOVE YOU GIRL!! HAHA!! :roflol:


King Tut has a


tomb and we don't. :lol8:

I think you are either easily entertained or you've been smoking a bowl again....... :lol8:

[abirken]

I think you are either easily entertained or you've been smoking a bowl again....... :lol8:


I WISH!! haha.........no. not really. I don't use drugs. Especially the natural and illegal kind. :lol8:

[DiscGo]

King Tut has a tomb and we don't.


You need a comb and I don't.

[abirken]

You need a comb and I don't.


Sleeping Beauty was in a sleep induced coma

[FROGGER]

ROMA tomatoes are just as evil as regular ones..

[JP]

The soma from that plant makes me feel tipsy :haha:

[abirken]

getting crazy on the sofa

[JP]

while drinking some soda :haha:

[KapitanSparrow]

chilling with master Yoda

[RugerShooter]

While doing some Yoga

[JP]

not wearing a TOGA

[KapitanSparrow]

shocking foreign exchange students from Togo

[LJ]

Let me review my Topo

[JP]

The TOPE ate my baby :haha:

[abirken]

I tore my darn pants again.

[LJ]

Boy that makes me SORE

[RugerShooter]

Want to listen to some folk LORE

[abirken]

Have you seen the size of that pore?

(i work in skincare so this is relevant to me. HAHA!!)

[KapitanSparrow]

This water is crystal pure.

[Teleken]

In it I fish with a lure.

[KapitanSparrow]

Fully aware of dangers that lurk under the surface. :naughty:

[BruteForce]

and the fish hide in the murk

[KapitanSparrow]

and the fish hide in the murk

No! no! no! The next one was supposed to be luck! So that someone could say... duck, heh.

[sportsman]

Do you remember that old show mork and mindy?

[KapitanSparrow]

Why do you mock me?

[Teleken]

Yea and in the jail we will lock you.

[jumar]

Why do you mock me?
as long as you don't sock me

[sportsman]

Boy, sometimes life can just suck

[BruteForce]

And the doctor says to suck on ice.

--

Oh boy, the next word has real potential! :nono:

[sportsman]

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Oh boy, the next word has real potential! :nono:

yes it does, but i wont take the opportunity, i will do another suck one

WOW, does she know how to suck

LOL

[savanna3313]

With a little luck (now was that so hard???) :haha: we can continue this thread..............

[RugerShooter]

What would you like to LICK

[KapitanSparrow]

Perhaps you would like some of my lice?

[bbennett]

Time to roll the dice

[BruteForce]

Its Dick not Richard..

[Don]

I think I'll go below deck.

[bbennett]

I never really liked Beck

[FROGGER]

Work is a pain in the NECK

[KapitanSparrow]

Yep, I got out in the NICK of time.

[BruteForce]

Can't we all be NICE

[sportsman]

Can't we all be NICE

To the little mice

[KapitanSparrow]

But little mice are full of vice.

[RugerShooter]

Does anybody like RICE?

[JP]

While playing dice

[abirken]

I'd like to dine on something really tasty.

[JP]

With a little white WINE

[abirken]

fine white wine! :2thumbs:

[JP]

fine white wine! :2thumbs:
With the TINE of the fork striking the wine glass

[abirken]

Nine glasses later.........

[JP]

If there was no BINE, 9 glasses later would be fine

[abirken]

9 glasses of wine later, comes stomach bile

[JP]

making a PILE on the floor

[abirken]

Didn't you mean the tile floor? :lol8:

[RugerShooter]

I hope that floor don't TILT.

[BruteForce]

I hope that floor don't TILT.

Because I'd hate to fall wearing my KILT

[Bo_Beck]

Be sure not to slide into the Kiln wearing your kilt

[KapitanSparrow]

Right, because you'll likely kill yourself doing that.

[JP]

You better have a WILL in place for doing something as selfish as that.

[abirken]

Because you may wilt like a dead flower.

[JP]

Or TILT like a pinball machine :lol8:

[abirken]

Or turn to silt

[RugerShooter]

Is that SILK

[bbennett]

mmmmm, milk

[BruteForce]

mmmmm, milk

[BILK]

Main Entry:
1bilk Listen to the pronunciation of 1bilk
Pronunciation:
\ˈbilk\
Function:
transitive verb
Etymology:
perhaps alteration of 2balk
Date:
1647

1: to block the free development of : frustrate <fate>2 a: to cheat out of something valuable : defraud b: to evade payment of or to <bilks>3: to slip away from <bilked>

[Mooseman70]

BULK

[abirken]

Now I call BULL shite.

[RugerShooter]

Don't pull my chain.

[abirken]

nulland void

[JP]

What a DULL life we lead, sitting around here playing this damn game :haha:

[abirken]

This doll is far from dull and boring.
:lol8:

[JP]

This doll is far from dull and boring.
:lol8:
Let's take a POLL and see how pathetic we really are :haha:

[abirken]

Only if the voters pay a toll with checks made out to abirken and JP....... :roflol:

[JP]

While we LOLL in the tollbooth :lol8:

[abirken]

This moll consistently breaks the law. :2thumbs:

[greyhair biker]

this thread is making me molt

[abirken]

well, at least you aren't turning to mold :lol8:

[greyhair biker]

...hmmmm....very bold

[abirken]

Hey! I told you this moll doesn't play by the rules. :lol8:

[bbennett]

There's GOLD in them thar hills

[abirken]

I sold them thar thar gold.

[greyhair biker]

rules arecold we dont need no stinkin rules :haha:

[bbennett]

Why am I so cold? :snowcloud:

[abirken]

Is this a coed forum? It seems dominated by testosterone.

[bbennett]

I bought a 1917 Coey in Chicago.

[abirken]

I knew a guy named joey

[JP]

who had a brother named Joel

[abirken]

and married a girl named noel

[Htoad]

who partook of the ale

[abirken]

who partook of the ale

Seems we are at a gridlock here so I am making an executive decision to start over.

Let's choose a new word?

loop

[Htoad]

lope

[abirken]

lope


It's change one letter, not the order.....just filling ya in here. :2thumbs: But I'll take lope and change it to:

rope

[Htoad]

lope


It's change one letter, not the order.....just filling ya in here. :2thumbs: But I'll take lope and change it to:



I thought I was missing something, thanks.

dope

[abirken]

nope you aren't a dope. :lol8:

[Htoad]

Hope

[JP]

For the POPE

[abirken]

tope is spanish for BUMP

[JP]

And grab that ROPE before that bump

[abirken]

I rode my bike all weekend

[JP]

and broke a CODE

[abirken]

to come inside.

[Htoad]

a bike is my mode

[abirken]

Get the mole removed

[Htoad]

to come inside.

a bit late on mode sooo.......

a well read tome

[JP]

when I found the mother LODE
DAMN IT :roflol:

[JP]

to come inside.

a bit late on mode sooo.......

a well read tome
In a HOME

[Htoad]

built like a Dome

[JP]

in NOME

[Htoad]

my Home

[JP]

to get SOME

[Htoad]

of the Same

[JP]

LAME

[RugerShooter]

Lets get out on the LAKE

[abirken]

And eat some cake

[BruteForce]

And eat some cake

You're so FAKE

[abirken]

I'm going to beat you with arake

[RugerShooter]

Why dont you go BAKE us a cake

[abirken]

Because I don't want to make cake, I would rather make a pie.

[JP]

because you TAKE them from a bakery?

[Ih8grvty]

because you TAKE them from a bakery?

Or, we could drink some Sake

[JP]

to FAKE his Jockey

[RugerShooter]

I hope you payed your FARE

[abirken]

B/c I really don't CARE

[JP]

about the FARE I'm about to pay

[FROGGER]

Your FART made my eyes water

[JP]

Like a DART hitting me in the... :lol8:

[abirken]

I'm heading to the mart to shop for food that doesn't make you fart.

[FROGGER]

Thank you but no need, thats how i MARK my territory.. (crop duster)

[Ih8grvty]

I let go of a fart so big I could of nearly flew to mars

[Jaxx]

you should capture it in jars

[Ih8grvty]

If someone opened it in the car it would be a worse death then SARS

[JP]

Deciding which of my CARS to run over cyclists with :lol8:

[abirken]

Is like fishing for carp

[JP]

while playing the HARP

[abirken]

playing the harp is hard

[JP]

but not as hard when losing a big money CARD game

[abirken]

Man I love to play cards and eat lard :nod:

[JP]

When I eat lard, I feel like a TARD

[Ih8grvty]

Deciding which of my CARS to run over cyclists with :lol8:

:roflol:

I have nothing else to contribute, but I just was reading the cycle thread before I opened this one.

[FROGGER]

If you go to the dump you must use a TARP

[sportsman]

lets go fishing for carp

[Teleken]

And watch Garp

[abirken]

Carp eat garb

[FROGGER]

Carp eat garb

I slept with a girl named BARB

[Teleken]

Carp eat garb

I slept with a girl named BARB

And made her bark.

[Everett]

In the park.

[Jaxx]

with a shark
Can I add a letter?

[RugerShooter]

with a shark
Can I add a letter?

The knife is SHARP

No you can't add a letter

[JP]

with a shark
Can I add a letter?

The knife is SHARP

No you can't add a letter
Right. So we're back at PARK... :lol8:
Even though the knife was sharp, I did my PART in making it dull :haha:

[abirken]

but the smell of your FART about killed me

[KapitanSparrow]

When I go shopping at Smith's I always get the CART with the wobbling wheel :-(

[JP]

When I go shopping at Smith's I always get the CART with the wobbling wheel :-(
The PART of the cart I like is the addition of a cup holder.

[abirken]

I prefer going to the MART

[RugerShooter]

Don't forget to fill up the CART

[Mtnman1830]

Don't forget to fill up the CART

You gonna fill it with CARP?

[JP]

While playing the HARP

[Mtnman1830]

While playing the HARP

It won't cause any HARM

[JP]

while playing on the FARM

[Mtnman1830]

while playing on the FARM

Smelling the cows FART

[Mooseman70]

Found a DART

[JP]

which was PART

[Mtnman1830]

which was PART

In a TART