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03-01-2008, 08:13 PM
A Scotsman had been stranded on a deserted island for over ten years!! Once day, he is amazed when a speck he sees in the distance gets closer and closer and then, suddenly, out of the surf, comes a drop dead gorgeous blonde wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.
She approaches the stunned man and says to him, "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a good smoke?" "Ten years," replies the Scotsman.
With that, she reaches over, unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pipe, tobacco and a match. He lights it, takes a long draw and says, "Ah, sweet bliss!"
"And how long has it been since you've had a sip of Scotch whisky?" she asks him. Trembling, the castaway replies, "Ten years."
She reaches over, unzips her right sleeve and pulls out a bottle of 25 year-old Single Malt. He opens the flask, takes a thoughtful swig and says, "Fantastic!"
Now she slowly starts opening the long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit, looks at the man and, with a glint in her eye, asks him
She approaches the stunned man and says to him, "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a good smoke?" "Ten years," replies the Scotsman.
With that, she reaches over, unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pipe, tobacco and a match. He lights it, takes a long draw and says, "Ah, sweet bliss!"
"And how long has it been since you've had a sip of Scotch whisky?" she asks him. Trembling, the castaway replies, "Ten years."
She reaches over, unzips her right sleeve and pulls out a bottle of 25 year-old Single Malt. He opens the flask, takes a thoughtful swig and says, "Fantastic!"
Now she slowly starts opening the long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit, looks at the man and, with a glint in her eye, asks him