Which church should you join? Let Belief-O-Matic decide.

[Brewhaha]

Are you tired of making all the important decisions in this life (and the next) all by yourself?

Do you believe that, with today's technological advances, you shouldn't have to spend precious time picking where you should worship?

Are you finally ready to trust your eternal soul to the source of all truth and knowledge - the internet?

Check out Belief-O-Matic and find out where you should be next Sunday (or Saturday or Friday).

http://www.beliefnet.com/story/76/story_7665_1.html

FYI, here are my results (anyone have any Bahai literature I can borrow?):

1. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
2. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (94%)
3. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (93%)
4. Jehovah's Witness (87%)
5. Bah

[Udink]

Here are my results:

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Nontheist (90%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (90%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (85%)
5. Liberal Quakers (68%)
6. Neo-Pagan (66%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (57%)
8. Taoism (52%)
9. Reform Judaism (51%)
10. New Age (44%)
11. New Thought (43%)
12. Scientology (43%)
13. Sikhism (38%)
14. Mahayana Buddhism (37%)
15. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (37%)
16. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (29%)
17. Orthodox Quaker (29%)
18. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (28%)
19. Bah

[tanya]

My score --- I think Jehovah's Witness should avoid knocking on my door. :lol8:


1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (94%)
3. Nontheist (80%)
4. Liberal Quakers (73%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (68%)
6. Neo-Pagan (63%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (60%)
8. Reform Judaism (46%)
9. Taoism (45%)
10. New Age (44%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (34%)
12. Bah

[tanya]

Here are my results:

Betcha can't guess which church I belong to. :naughty:

:five:

Looks like they better not knock on your door either. :mrgreen:

[Cirrus2000]

[quote=Beliefnet]
1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (91%)
3. Nontheist (77%)
4. Liberal Quakers (75%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (69%)
6. Neo-Pagan (64%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (57%)
8. Taoism (50%)
9. New Age (48%)
10. Orthodox Quaker (38%)
11. Reform Judaism (38%)
12. Mahayana Buddhism (37%)
13. Bah

[tanya]

I wondered the same thing... they are a bit confused! Funny... I never even noticed one ad. I must be blind to them all. :nod:

[LOAH]

I had a hard time finding good answers for my beliefs.

1. Neo-Pagan (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (98%)
3. Theravada Buddhism (95%)
4. New Age (94%)
5. Mahayana Buddhism (86%)
6. Secular Humanism (86%)
7. Liberal Quakers (82%)
8. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (68%)
9. Bah

[greyhair biker]

1. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (100%)
2. Jehovah's Witness (85%)
3. Orthodox Judaism (77%)
4. Sikhism (70%)
5. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (68%)
6. Bah

[Mtnman1830]

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Neo-Pagan (94%)
3. Liberal Quakers (91%)
4. New Age (87%)
5. Mahayana Buddhism (83%)
6. Secular Humanism (81%)
7. New Thought (76%)
8. Reform Judaism (71%)
9. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (71%)
10. Scientology (70%)
11. Hinduism (66%)
12. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (61%)
13. Taoism (61%)
14. Theravada Buddhism (58%)
15. Bah

[DirkHammergate]

Taking the Mormon out of me is like taking the Pimp out of the Hammer. I like the Mormon belief system, I just don't go, I noticed they didn't ask anything about 10%, that probably would have bumped me into the Mainline Liberal Christian Protestant category...

[b]1. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (100%)
2. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (96%)
3. Jehovah's Witness (88%)
4. Liberal Quakers (85%)
5. Bah

[JP]

Even the Church of Environmentalism got a question in :haha:

Revering nature or the environment should be fundamental.

[fourtycal]

I guess my parents chose right for me :haha:

1. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (100%)
2. Jehovah's Witness (86%)
3. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (74%)
4. Bah

[Rev. Coyote]

Unitarian Universalist. Which is pretty close to what I preach at Coyote Chapel.

Everyone say A-MEN!

[fouristhenewone]

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (96%)
3. Liberal Quakers (77%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (77%)
5. Neo-Pagan (73%)
6. Nontheist (66%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (61%)
8. New Age (61%)
9. Mahayana Buddhism (47%)
10. Taoism (44%)
11. Reform Judaism (39%)
12. Orthodox Quaker (35%)
13. Scientology (30%)
14. Bah

[Rev. Coyote]

What I find funny is that those of you who have the LDS religion so high in their lists have Jehovah's Witness very close behind. For as much as the two religions bash on each other, they are remarkably alike.



Kind of like Papists (I mean Catholics) and Episcopalians.

[tapehoser]

1. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (100%)
2. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (97%)
3. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (85%)
4. Orthodox Quaker (82%)
5. Jehovah's Witness (76%)
6. Eastern Orthodox (75%)
7. Roman Catholic (75%)
8. Bah

[DaveOU812]

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
3. Liberal Quakers (83%)
4. Nontheist (83%)
5. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (80%)
6. Neo-Pagan (77%)
7. Reform Judaism (76%)
8. Theravada Buddhism (73%)
9. New Age (62%)
10. New Thought (58%)
11. Taoism (56%)
12. Scientology (55%)
13. Bah

[tanya]

Interesting! So unlike your brother!

[Gutpiler_Utahn]

1. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (100%)
2. Jehovah's Witness (84%)
3. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (73%)
4. Orthodox Judaism (69%)
5. Bah

[abirken]

Kind of what I thought it would be......................

When the Jehovas knock on my door every Saturday morning to give me the latest Witness magazine, I just answer the door topless- with a beer in my hand, tattoos showing. But they keep coming back? What am I doing wrong?


1. Neo-Pagan (100%)
2. New Age (97%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (94%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (91%)
5. Mahayana Buddhism (86%)
6. Liberal Quakers (85%)
7. Secular Humanism (78%)
8. Taoism (74%)
9. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (69%)
10. Jainism (68%)
11. Scientology (67%)
12. New Thought (64%)
13. Orthodox Quaker (64%)
14. Reform Judaism (64%)
15. Sikhism (55%)
16. Hinduism (54%)
17. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (51%)
18. Bah

[donny h]

Check out Belief-O-Matic

Is BO-Matic still around? lol

1. Nontheist (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (100%)
3. Theravada Buddhism (83%)
4. Unitarian Universalism (83%)
5. Liberal Quakers (45%)
6. Neo-Pagan (37%)
7. Taoism (20%)
8. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (18%)
9. New Age (10%)

All others 0%.

Nontheists unite.

[Don]

Here's mine:

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (97%)
3. Neo-Pagan (89%)
4. Liberal Quakers (88%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (85%)
6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (76%)
7. New Age (72%)
8. Nontheist (70%)
9. Taoism (69%)
10. Mahayana Buddhism (61%)
11. Reform Judaism (58%)
12. Bah

[canyonphile]

No surprise for me here! The last church I went to (twice...a few years ago) was a UU church. And buddhism has always struck a chord with me -I greatly admire and respect their philosophy as it is truly non-judgemental. Problem is, I am not a vegetarian and I do like to drink alcohol on occasion, and I do have the occasional impure thoughts and desires, so I couldn't commit to buddhism.

Tanya and Mountain Betty: the Jehovah's Witness folks don't make any headway with me, either, but that didn't seem to stop 'em from coming back. Maybe I should print out this list and show it to them - they are dead last on my list! :haha:

I've always wondered just how successful those peddling religion door-to-door are. :ne_nau:

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Mahayana Buddhism (95%)
3. Theravada Buddhism (91%)
4. New Age (86%)
5. Neo-Pagan (85%)
6. Liberal Quakers (84%)
7. Secular Humanism (76%)
8. Taoism (74%)
9. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (72%)
10. New Thought (67%)
11. Scientology (63%)
12. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (57%)
13. Reform Judaism (57%)
14. Hinduism (52%)
15. Nontheist (50%)
16. Jainism (48%)
17. Sikhism (46%)
18. Bah

[tanya]

:lol8: That's a good idea! I think I will print my list, frame it and put it on my door. That will give them something to read while waiting for me to not open the door. :haha:

[R]

1. Secular Humanism (100%)

[abirken]

No surprise for me here! The last church I went to (twice...a few years ago) was a UU church. And buddhism has always struck a chord with me -I greatly admire and respect their philosophy as it is truly non-judgemental. Problem is, I am not a vegetarian and I do like to drink alcohol on occasion, and I do have the occasional impure thoughts and desires, so I couldn't commit to buddhism.



I agree with Buddhist philosophy most of all. I was a vegetarian for quite a while and did attend weekly meditation followed by an hour of buddhist lecture/discussion. I did this for several months. But dangit! I was having visions of burgers and beers.......it just didn't work out. But to this day, I feel it has given me some advanced guidelines to live my life and to be kind and respectful to life in general. :2thumbs: :lol8:

[Iceaxe]

Here is mine....




1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (92%)
3. Nontheist (88%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (79%)
5. Liberal Quakers (71%)
6. Neo-Pagan (67%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (58%)
8. Taoism (49%)
9. New Age (45%)
10. Reform Judaism (44%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (43%)
12. New Thought (40%)
13. Scientology (40%)
14. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (33%)
15. Bah

[trackrunner]

I just answer the door topless- with a beer in my hand, tattoos showing. But they keep coming back? What am I doing wrong?

Maybe because you do that and they keep coming back for more. Where do you live exactly? I'm going to come over with some friends to spread the good word. :naughty: :lol8:

[JP]

[color=white][b]1. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (100%)
2. Orthodox Quaker (85%)
3. Eastern Orthodox (84%)
4. Roman Catholic (84%)
5. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (83%)
6. Seventh Day Adventist (81%)
7. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (81%)
8. Orthodox Judaism (70%)
9. Liberal Quakers (65%)
10. Jehovah's Witness (64%)
11. Islam (62%)
12. Bah

[abirken]

I just answer the door topless- with a beer in my hand, tattoos showing. But they keep coming back? What am I doing wrong?

Maybe because you do that and they keep coming back for more. Where do you live exactly? I'm going to come over with some friends to spread the good word. :naughty: :lol8:

Yea well I may have a wild streak, but I'm just joking when it comes to answering the door looking like a nude heathen. Although it has crossed my mind and wonder if it would prevent them from coming back? :lol8:

[KapitanSparrow]

I am too inpatient to get through the entire 10 rounds of the test. Besides, I was born a Catholic and, darn it, I shall die as a poor excuse for a Catholic.

[Redpb]

I just pulled the top ten
1. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (100%)
2. Jehovah's Witness (90%)
3. Bah