Hanging Rubber Testicles on Hitches - Illegal!

[Sombeech]

Good thing I kept my receipt.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080116/ap_on_fe_st/trailer_testicles

RICHMOND, Va. - It's one thing to dangle fuzzy dice from a rear view mirror, but decorating a trailer hitch with a large pair of rubber testicles might be a bit much in Virginia.

State Del. Lionel Spruill introduced a bill Tuesday to ban displaying replicas of human genitalia on vehicles, calling it a safety issue because it could distract other drivers.

Under his measure, displaying the ornamentation on a motor vehicle would be a misdemeanor punishable by a maximum fine of $250.

He said the idea came from a constituent whose young daughter spotted an example of the trail hitch adornment and asked her father to explain it.

"'I didn't know what to tell her,'" Spruill said the constituent told him before Spruill vowed to stop such displays.

"I said, 'Sir, I'm going to be a laughingstock, but I'm going to do it,'" he said.

The Virginia General Assembly has some experience with offbeat bills. Three years ago, it drew widespread attention with an unsuccessful effort to outlaw baggy pants worn so low they expose underwear.

Spruill, 61, said the indignity of the "droopy drawers" debate wouldn't deter him. He said he won't hesitate to bring a set of $24.95 trailer testicles with him for a legislative show-and-tell.

"I'm going to do it," Spruill told a handful of reporters after Tuesday's House session adjourned. "I'm going to bring them out here and show them to you till they tell me to stop."

[Deathcricket]

calling it a safety issue because it could distract other drivers.

"I'm sorry officer but it's not my fault. I ran into the car in front of me because I was staring at the fake testicles."

I'm calling BS. Lots of things on cars are way more distracting than a set of nads. I've seen barbies, buzz lighyears, hands dangling from the trunk, etc, etc. He should just admit he's a prude and tell his daughter its a sensor on the truck so he knows how deep the mud is, haha.

While he's at it, go for a law that fines people who walk their dogs who have big balls. I get insecure seeing those baseball size pitbull nads and feel like less of man. :haha:

[Rev. Coyote]

As a native Virginian, let me apologize for the behavior of my countrymen. We are clearly out of our minds.

[Kent K25]

I'm all for it, prude or not...testicles on your truck?

[Rev. Coyote]

http://www.bumpernuts.com/

[Iceaxe]

Does this mean the hybrids get a vagina? :roflol:

[Teleken]

Wonder if I can still let mine hang out the window?

[Jaxx]

I always thought that looked white trash.

[Rev. Coyote]

I always thought that looked white trash.

You think? Really?

I'd cover my truck with "GIT-R-DONE" stickers before I'd go for dangling styrene testes from my drop hitch.

[Iceaxe]

I always thought that looked white trash.

Yeah... the high brow crowd all have the chick on the mud flaps thing working... :haha:

http://www.fastdecals.com/graphics/mudflap_girl02_sexy_tn.jpg

[Cirrus2000]

Yeah, I think a big set of balls hanging off the hitch is crass as f*#$. Wouldn't outlaw it though.

Same with all the Calvin pissing stickers. You really gotta be that freakin' rude? Sure, funny, hahaha. You drive a Ford? Hahaha, I'd piss all over it! Here's what I think of (by implication) you!

The mud flap chicks show a bit of poor taste, but it's not like they're in a "Smell the Glove" (for all you Spinal Tap fans...) pose, or anything, so I guess they could be a little more objectifying.

It seems that "rude" and "crass" are good things these days. People forget that kids are on the road too. But hey, free country... Just have to teach the kids that the losers in those vehicles aren't worth wasting your time on, perhaps.

[Rev. Coyote]

Then there's this.

[Wasatch Rebel]

Balls on a truck is pretty low-class anyway. IMHO! So's the "dickmobile".

[LOAH]

Definitely tasteless and it would never appear on one of my rides, but if I saw one on the road, I'd most likely laugh.

Doesn't mean I'd want to hang out with the driver though.

Whatever, it's just weird stuff that people do. No need to give it any more attention than it already has.

[Rev. Coyote]

Balls on a truck is pretty low-class anyway. IMHO! So's the "dickmobile".

The Dickmobile is more than that. It is a benchmark for tastelessness. It could be used by the Department of Weights & Measures to determine levels of tastlessness.

[Cirrus2000]

Balls on a truck is pretty low-class anyway. IMHO! So's the "dickmobile".

The Dickmobile is more than that. It is a benchmark for tastelessness. It could be used by the Department of Weights & Measures to determine levels of tastlessness.
:roflol: :roflol: :roflol:

[Bad Karma]

I think it helps identify the driver. If the testicles are in the back the a$$ is in front.

[Sombeech]

Comin' from behind


http://www.uutah.com/forum/files/dickmobile.jpg

[Kent K25]

I think it helps identify the driver. If the testicles are in the back the a$$ is in front.


Ah hahahahahaha, I'm gonna be recycling that one!

[trackrunner]

Comin' from behind


http://www.uutah.com/forum/files/dickmobile.jpg

Does this pic remind anyone of the Ambigously Gay Duo sketches on Saturday Night Live and their car?

[James_B_Wads2000]

I usually find those hanging balls to be pretty stupid. As mentioned earlier, the same level as the Calvin pissing on things. :lame:

But I saw this one on I-215 today and I have to admit it made me chuckle. :haha:



James

[JP]

Well now, that explains it :haha:

[DaveOU812]

Tasteless....Yes. Crude.....Yes. Funny.....VERY!!! :roflol:

[JP]

Sort of like farts :fart: :lol8:

[Bad Karma]

Sort of like farts :fart: :lol8:

Your farts are tasteless? Try eating more protein :bootyshake:

[JP]

Sort of like farts :fart: :lol8:

Your farts are tasteless? Try eating more protein :bootyshake:
But they smell like roses :haha:

[accadacca]

Bet the guy driving was 5 foot nothing. . . :haha:

Idaho plates, go figure. :roll: :haha:

[greyhair biker]

...someone needs to paint them red....

[accadacca]

Where are the GIT R DUN stickers. :roflol:

[donny h]

As a motorcyclist, I appreciate any back-bumper visual clues of drivers ability/impairment/aggresion levels, and nothing says 'clueless, buzzed, and angry' like a set of TruckNutz.

Thank you, Jethro.



:2thumbs:

[RedMan]

Yeah what we need are some more laws.
Once we get started on the "bad taste" genre it could be a regular legal frenzy.

Lets make a list and submit it for legislation.


1: Trucknutz
2: Political bumperstickers
3: Political Yard signs
4: Poiticians that think we need laws against Trucknutz
5:
6:
7:

[erial]

still illegal in south carolina . . .

05-07) 10:51 PDT Spartanburg, S.C. (AP) --
For the second time in a year, a motorist has been ticketed in South Carolina for displaying a replica of testicles on a vehicle.
A Spartanburg County sheriff's deputy stopped a truck Sunday evening after noticing the "anatomically correct" display on the rear bumper. The incident report says the driver removed the display after being stopped but he was arrested for driving without a license. He was also given a warning ticket for having an obscene display.
Last July, a Berkeley County woman was ticketed for having a similar display on the back of her truck.
That case is to go to trial in municipal court in the town of Bonneau. That trial has been delayed three times and no new trial date has been set.


Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2012/05/07/national/a105130D16.DTL#ixzz1uElxZPzf

[BruteForce]

Being the owner of a rather large truck, I just never understood the fascination with TruckNutz. Why put them on your vehicle except to tell the world that you're a scumbag?

BLO-ME and "I'd rather be Cummin' than Strokin' " stickers are similarly crass..


http://trucknutz.com/graphics/prod_ch_lg.jpg

[Iceaxe]

BLO-ME and "I'd rather be Cummin' than Strokin' " stickers are similarly crass..


I always figured guys put those stickers on their trucks to make sure a pretty women never pays them any attention what-so-ever. :lol8:

[Don]

Yeah, I always thought those truck-nuts guys were just advertizing how big of a douche they happen to be, but I'd love to get a Prius and hang a set so low they drag and throw sparks. :haha:

[Kokopelli]

Apparently they

[Sombeech]

I happen to think they're rather classy

http://www.bogley.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=49726&d=1322535509

[REDFOX]

Sombeech you sick sicko :facepalm1:

[Bad Karma]

53748

[ilanimaka]

The Dickmobile is more than that. It is a benchmark for tastelessness. It could be used by the Department of Weights & Measures to determine levels of tastlessness.

Reverend KNOWS this vehicle is "tasteless." :lol8::twisted::roflol:

It couldn't be helped. Had to be said.