S--------------ex in a Tent or Getting Wild in Nature

[tanya]

Sex in a tent probably isn

[greyhair biker]

our second son was conceived this way...spontaneous and unrehearsed :naughty:

[tanya]

Just how do you know exactly where and when!!!!

:popcorn:

[Bo_Beck]

We got the tent laid out, but then it was history! Our first conceived happened before it was erect! :naughty: The TENT I mean! :feelgood:

[tanya]

I see the men on this group don't need this article. :haha:


And just think... that little one just got married.

[cachehiker]

3-person tent, three poles plus headroom, check.

sleeping pads, multiple 2+ inches thick, check.

mating bags, bring more than two and lay them out flat, check.

keeping clean, only takes a washcloth and a gallon on the stove, check.

i've had this stuff covered for years. :haha:

[tanya]

3-person tent, three poles plus headroom, check.

sleeping pads, multiple 2+ inches thick, check.

mating bags, bring more than two and lay them out flat, check.

keeping clean, only takes a washcloth and a gallon on the stove, check.

i've had this stuff covered for years. :haha:

Even bikers don't need this article :mrgreen:

[cachehiker]

Even bikers? :nono:

There are only five bikes in my stable: race, cross, touring, and two hardtails but looking to trade for another full squishy (sold the FSR).

I own almost twice as many backpacks, three tents, four pads, three bags, four stoves, ...

I'd prefer to spend my time doing four to six multi-day bike tours and pack trips each year.

Unfortunately, members of the fairer sex who prefer to do so seem to be about as rare as hen's teeth.

[Alex]

[quote=tanya]Waitzman suggests using condoms to avoid mopping up afterwards, and laying a barrier, such as a towel or blanket, between you and your sleeping bag. "If you do end up with a wet spot on your sleeping bag, blot it with a damp towel

[hank moon]

it's even better sans tent...

[tanya]

Even bikers? :nono:

There are only five bikes in my stable: race, cross, touring, and two hardtails but looking to trade for another full squishy (sold the FSR).

I own almost twice as many backpacks, three tents, four pads, three bags, four stoves, ...

I'd prefer to spend my time doing four to six multi-day bike tours and pack trips each year.

Unfortunately, members of the fairer sex who prefer to do so seem to be about as rare as hen's teeth.

We women do like a soft bed and hot shower at the end of the day! :mrgreen:

[tanya]

[quote=Alex][quote=tanya]Waitzman suggests using condoms to avoid mopping up afterwards, and laying a barrier, such as a towel or blanket, between you and your sleeping bag. "If you do end up with a wet spot on your sleeping bag, blot it with a damp towel

[tanya]

it's even better sans tent...



Luckily Hank gets out....... AWAY from those public campgrounds often :mrgreen:

[Bo_Beck]

[quote="Alex"][quote=tanya]Waitzman suggests using condoms to avoid mopping up afterwards, and laying a barrier, such as a towel or blanket, between you and your sleeping bag. "If you do end up with a wet spot on your sleeping bag, blot it with a damp towel

[Brian in SLC]

Sex in the Outdoors by Buck Tilton (I have a signed copy...).

Preplacing the "sex towel"...most important...for in the tent/bag.

Baby wipes...

Zip together sleeping bags seem like a good idear, but, in reality, aren't.

-Brian in SLC

[Alex]

Sex in the Outdoors by Buck Tilton (I have a signed copy...).

Preplacing the "sex towel"...most important...for in the tent/bag.

Baby wipes...

Zip together sleeping bags seem like a good idear, but, in reality, aren't.

-Brian in SLC

I disagree, I love the zipped bags. Nice and warm, plus you get some action on the side :naughty:

[Brian in SLC]

I disagree, I love the zipped bags. Nice and warm, plus you get some action on the side

Side is about the only position you'll get any action in...har har.

Good if you require a captive audience.

Bad if you've been eating pickled eggs and sourkraut....

-Brian in SLC

[Jaxx]

I disagree, I love the zipped bags. Nice and warm, plus you get some action on the side

Side is about the only position you'll get any action in...har har.

Good if you require a captive audience.

Bad if you've been eating pickled eggs and sourkraut....

-Brian in SLC

:roflol:

I have tears from laughing so hard. I knew there had to be a specific reason you didn't like the zipped bags.

[Alex]

Bad if you've been eating pickled eggs and sourkraut....

-Brian in SLC

OK you got me there, when you are eating pickled eggs and sourkraut, I am not sleeping with you in the zipped double bag :2thumbs:

[Brian in SLC]

OK you got me there, when you are eating pickled eggs and sourkraut, I am not sleeping with you in the zipped double bag

Bad enough being in the same tent...

Did a trip into the Tetons a bunch of years ago. Me and mine crawled into a single, lightweight sleeping bag in the livingroom, and, I'm thinkin', wow, this works great and what a great way to save on weight. We hike in, late, after dark, get to camp, and I'll be darned if for some reason we don't fit in the single bag. Slept out all night, froze my butt. Tired the next day. Got a late start, solo'd the Exum (we'd had bigger plans), topped out around 11am, slept on the summit until 1pm, then back down and home. Was kinda funny.

Best to unzip single bags and use them as blankets...more, ahem, freedom of movement...

And less fartsack action.

-Brian in SLC

[tanya]

How is it that Brian can always manage to keep even me from thinking sex.


:fart:

[Sombeech]

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/need-a-bigger-tent.jpg


OUCH, there's a rock.

[greyhair biker]

:roflol: :roflol: this is why we dont tent it anymore....I drag the trailer around with us & then we have nice hot water to bath with....
,...if the trailer's a rockin' dont come a knockin'...
....really, it just doesnt happen out in the wild anymore :ne_nau: , but THAT is an entirely different thread... :haha:

[tanya]

:roflol: :roflol: this is why we dont tent it anymore....I drag the trailer around with us & then we have nice hot water to bath with....
,...if the trailer's a rockin' dont come a knockin'...
....really, it just doesnt happen out in the wild anymore :ne_nau: , but THAT is an entirely different thread... :haha:

You camp with the wife!?!?!?!?!

Then what is the point of getting out. :mrgreen:



Oh... this is suppose to be a marriage thread... :roll: