ilove2hunt
09-29-2007, 07:53 PM
Fred is in trouble.
He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told
him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes
from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning Fred got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift
wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her
robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Fred has been missing since Friday.
He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told
him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes
from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning Fred got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift
wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her
robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Fred has been missing since Friday.