How and when will you kick the bucket

[Iceaxe]

http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

Shane: At age 92 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.


sweet :2thumbs: ..... I always figured I would be shot by a jealous husband who came home early from work.

Nice to know that at 92 I'll still know how to party.

:five:

[rockgremlin]

justin: At age 59 you will choke on a piece of steak.


Yeah....that sounds about right...

[Udink]

Dennis: At age 55 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.

Hmm...the golf cart part sounds unlikely, but the rest sounds good to me! :haha:

[marc olivares]

marc: At age 70 you will perish in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch.


spooky, i was doing gas pipe and electrical work on the house just last week, maybe i should recheck my work... in 35 years!

[AFI]

I think I have the lamest so far...

Dean: At age 36 you will be attacked by a pack of escaped lap dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.

[James_B_Wads2000]

James: At age 40 you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.

Man that would be hell that movie sucked. On the bright side I may get to see Eliza Dushku nipples before I die. :2thumbs:

http://forums.fanhost.com/dushku.jpg


James

[Mtnman1830]

Mtnman1830: At age 37 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever.

[Alex]

Alex: At age 48 you will become involved in revolutionary activities in Ecuador, and be killed.

I guess I better stay away from Ecuador :lol8:

[denaliguide]

At age 92 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

2 out of three? it could happen.

[RugerShooter]

Brad: At age 77 you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded.

Damn it looks like I am going to prison for life

[Felicia]

Felicia: At age 49 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.


Hummmmm: Must be something about the lotion. I wonder what I'm doing with the lotion?

[fourtycal]

keith: At age 59 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.

My 5 minutes of fame! :rockon:

[accadacca]

accadacca: At age 40 you will go down in a small raft, in your friend's pool, and subsequently drown.

Drunk no doubt. :ne_nau: :lol8:

[opskmallory]

I think mine is the most disturbing so far, and it's only 5 years away.

Kevin: At age 31 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.
:lame:

[accadacca]

I think mine is the most disturbing so far, and it's only 5 years away.

Kevin: At age 31 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.
:lame:
:eek2: WTF? :haha:

[denaliguide]

Felicia: At age 49 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.


Hummmmm: Must be something about the lotion. I wonder what I'm doing with the lotion?

i don't know you yet but we both die under the same circumstances. hmmmmm? i understand the lotion and batteries but the photo has me puzzled. :roflol:

[denaliguide]

I think mine is the most disturbing so far, and it's only 5 years away.

Kevin: At age 31 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.
:lame:

you're not a redneck from arkansas are you?

[DaveOU812]

Dave: At age 44 you will die while partaking in a particularly intense meditation session.


Intense... :haha:

[greyhair biker]

Greyhair Biker: At age 74 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus.

:roflol: :roflol: :roflol: :roflol:

[tanya]

You will die at age :roll: in a hot and passionate frenzy of sex with multitudes of partners of your choosing. :nod:

[waltny]

Tim: At age 84 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.

[REDFOX]

Tim: At age 84 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.Mine is the same as this only I die at 73.

[basilone0331]

Basilone: At age 40 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's only 3:00pm, shame on you!)

Sounds about right. :boozer:

[savanna3313]

Savanna: At age 93 you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Still Not Dead" concerts.

:lol8: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:

:2thumbs:

[Bo_Beck]

Bomabro: At age 88 you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall.

I've been known to sleep walk, but damn! That Mall is 12 miles away!
:haha:

[Randi]

Greyhair Biker: At age 74 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus.

:roflol: :roflol: :roflol: :roflol:

OMG ~ I got the same "death sentence" that you did! Only I'm gonna die at 64! Camp Harmony on Venus? This sounds like a secret coded message, which really means that we're both gonna die from a drug overdose. And the weird thing about that is I DON'T even DO DRUGS! :ne_nau:

~Randi

[stefan]

hmmm ...

At age 57 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries. :2thumbs:

[Cirrus2000]

Kev: At age 80 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.

Trekking through the jungle at 80? Woo-hoo! Of course, in 38 years, will there be tigers in the jungle?

[opskmallory]

I think mine is the most disturbing so far, and it's only 5 years away.

Kevin: At age 31 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.
:lame:

you're not a redneck from arkansas are you?

I've never been to Arkansas, so that is why I was so worried. But I did it again, and hit the "back" and "submit" buttons several times, until I found one that suited me better:

[sparker1]

At age 108 after your spouse leaves you and your children disown you, you will go to work to find that you have been fired. This all proves too much to take. You decide to take a walk in the park but are robbed and murdered before you get there.


Hmmm, 108. That's not as far away as it sounds. Why in hell would I go to work. I always thought I would die while hiking to a waterfall.

[Scott Card]

"Scott: At age 93 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs. "

I plan on kicking the bucket in Zion and there are no monkies in Zion. But at 93, my eyesight will be poor so I could mistake a hairy man for a monkey. So as I see it, it will probably be that hairy Sombeech beating me up for my meds. :lol8:

[rockgremlin]

If you think about it, actual deaths are probably just as quirky and unexpected as these comical hypothetical scenarios.

For example, how many of the people that took flying lessons off of Angel's Landing in Zion thought they would die in that manner? Especially that one boy scout that fell because he was offered $5 bucks to scratch his name into the cliff face. :roll:

[Jaxx]

Nick: At age 56 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus.

[crazy horse]

Tobin: At age 44 while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.

....its those dang treehuggers....