Why people have sex: It feels good

[Sombeech]

ATTENTION: MAJOR SCIENTIFIC BREAKTHROUGH!!!!!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070801/ap_on_fe_st/sex_reasons

[b]After exhaustively compiling a list of the 237 reasons why people have sex, researchers found that young men and women get intimate for mostly the same motivations. It's more about lust in the body than a love connection in the heart.

College-aged men and women agree on their top reasons for having sex

[James_B_Wads2000]

I am shocked that

[Sombeech]

[quote=James_B_Wads2000]I am shocked that

[Iceaxe]

Is "So I can brag to my buddies" on the list?

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[James_B_Wads2000]

Why am I not surprised you'd try to mock religion in this subject?

Since when is being a smart-ass not allowed? I guess I didn

[rockgremlin]

Is "To earn a living" on the list? :roflol:

[ericchile]

[quote=Sombeech][quote=James_B_Wads2000]I am shocked that

[Iceaxe]

I just figured this was some type of excuse James was getting so women didn't have to have sex with him.

:lol8:

[Scott Card]

[quote=ericchile][quote=Sombeech][quote=James_B_Wads2000]I am shocked that

[CarpeyBiggs]

Remember guys, in the church sex is only for procreation, not recreation.... [/troll]

[Scott Card]

Remember guys, in the church sex is only for procreation, not recreation.... [/troll] I must be impotent. I only have four kids. :lol8:

[Iceaxe]

Remember guys, in the church sex is only for procreation, not recreation.... [/troll]

I see you watched that latest episode of Big Love.

:2thumbs:

[CarpeyBiggs]

I must be impotent. I only have four kids. :lol8:

So when you are resurrected, will you be omni-impotent? :lol8:

[Scott Card]

I must be impotent. I only have four kids. :lol8:

So when you are resurrected, will you be omni-impotent? :lol8: Dang, You're good :2thumbs: But to answer the question, No. I will be able to afford "all potency" due to my many mansions. :five:

[rockgremlin]

I must be impotent. I only have four kids. :lol8:

So when you are resurrected, will you be omni-impotent? :lol8:

:roflol: good one! :roflol:

[hank moon]

Why am I not surprised you'd try to mock religion in this subject? Save it for the Political Arena.

Ditto - very low, Wads.

[Sombeech]

I thought the joke subject was going to be about the "study" itself.

Once again, MAJOR SCIENTIFIC BREAKTHROUGH

[Iceaxe]

I have had sex in the past because

[James_B_Wads2000]

Why am I not surprised you'd try to mock religion in this subject? Save it for the Political Arena.

Ditto - very low, Wads.

Oh you guys need to get over yourselves. I was raised Mo-Mo and love them all. I was just repeating what I was taught in Sunday school. What would ever make you think I am anti-Mo-Mo?

James

[epek]

238. I thought it would be smarter to get er done before I took a shower.
239. Camels carry alot of water in their hump
240. This is the age of aquarius
241. I wondered how I would look naked.
242. We had cheesecake for desert.
243. We had anything for desert.
etc etc etc

[hank moon]

[quote=Sombeech]Why am I not surprised you'd try to mock religion in this subject?

Since when is being a smart-ass not allowed? I guess I didn

[James_B_Wads2000]

poor choice of smilies, dude. Glad to hear you love the mo. me, too.

Smilie or simile?

Would this be a poor choice of a simile? Sacrament meeting is like married sex, I

[Iceaxe]

[quote=James_B_Wads2000]Sacrament is like married sex, I

[rockgremlin]

Oh my! Amazing how many reasons there are for sex. For me it's always only one (OK, maybe two).

[sparker1]

Funny, I only have sex when she wants to go furniture shopping. :frustrated:

Shane's hookers might be less expensive.

[greyhair biker]

Ice, you forgot one...'the sheets were clean..' :lol8:

[Deathcricket]

238. I thought it would be smarter to get er done before I took a shower.
239. Camels carry alot of water in their hump
240. This is the age of aquarius
241. I wondered how I would look naked.
242. We had cheesecake for desert.
243. We had anything for desert.
etc etc etc

244. There was nothing good on TV.
245. I was playing World of Warcraft for 6 hours, and elves turn me on.
246. She looked mighty fine in them jeans.
247. I was curious if she was the right person for the job.

:haha:

[opskmallory]

248. I wanted to test the back seat of my new car.
249. Those granite countertops looked like fun.
250. It's my birthday, and she brought a friend!
251. Why not? (The real #1 reason)
252. Making porn is more fun than watching it.
253. Handjobs start to chafe.

[Iceaxe]

:roflol: Checked off #248 last weekend. :roflol:

[rockgremlin]

248. I wanted to test the back seat of my new car.
249. Those granite countertops looked like fun.
250. It's my birthday, and she brought a friend!
251. Why not? (The real #1 reason)
252. Making porn is more fun than watching it.
253. Handjobs start to chafe.


:roflol: Good ones!! Sex on a granite countertop -- I'll have to try that sometime.... :haha:

[rockgremlin]

This list is actually mis-leading. There are numerous repeats:

59 & 218
231 & 27
168 & 49
126 & 196

[opskmallory]

Yeah, looks like a few got overlooked. However, "having a child" and "reproducing" are not always one in the same. In my opinion, having a child suggests wanting to be a parent. Reproducing can be (and unforunatley is often) done, without being a parent.

[FoxyStar]

254. I needed a reason to buy new sheets
255. My cat just died
256. The girl next door was so nice to let me borrow some eggs, I had to Thank her.
257. I wanted to see if I could break my record of 8 times in one night
258. I broke a finger nail

[rockgremlin]

256. The girl next door was so nice to let me borrow some eggs, I had to Thank her.

Isn't this redundant? You borrowed some eggs, and then you borrowed her eggs.

[opskmallory]

Hey Foxy, if you thank the girl next door for the eggs, can I watch? :hail2thechief:

[Wasatch Rebel]

259. Just saw the Grant Tetons

[Wasatch Rebel]

Speaking of sex---one of the weirdest things I ever saw was when I was out delivering my mail one day and saw two dogs stuck in a rather awkward position. A much smaller male dog had tried to mate with the larger female, had some how gotten turned completely around, and was facing backwards, and was stuck there, the female dragging him around by his..... He was yelping with each drag. Talk about pain!

[FoxyStar]

260. It was my turn to walk the dog
261. The Rack of Lamb was dry
262. I didn't have money for a birthday present
263. What can I say...? Sweat turns me on!
264. Barry White started to play on the radio

I could keep coming up with reasons all day! :mrgreen:

[live2ride]

Speaking of sex---one of the weirdest things I ever saw was when I was out delivering my mail one day and saw two dogs stuck in a rather awkward position. A much smaller male dog had tried to mate with the larger female, had some how gotten turned completely around, and was facing backwards, and was stuck there, the female dragging him around by his..... He was yelping with each drag. Talk about pain!

This is a common sight in South America with all the stray dogs chasing that one lucky one in heat, they do the deed and always get stuck.

[Iceaxe]

Still waiting for Tanya and Savvanah to see this.. :popcorn:

[caburt]

Wow... now when it really comes down to it, you all had sex because by the grace of God she decided to let you. Haha. There's a lot of big talk goin' on here.

[Shan]

Wow... now when it really comes down to it, you all had sex because by the grace of God she decided to let you. Haha. There's a lot of big talk goin' on here.

ha!!

[Sombeech]

Still waiting for Tanya and Savvanah to see this.. :popcorn:

Yeah, where've they been?

[donny h]

why people have sex

Because without it, something seems to be missing from drugs and rock n roll.

:rockon:

[ericchile]

Wow... now when it really comes down to it, you all had sex because by the grace of God she decided to let you. Haha. There's a lot of big talk goin' on here.

You know what talking leads to don't you?