My Brother-In-Law...

[FoxyStar]

Considers himself a Superhero!!! This is where you make fun of him... I do! I can't believe this guy is married to my sister. He has been talked about in the Enquirer and on Talk Soup and the Daily-Show (made fun of more-so than talked about on the cable networks). I just can't get over that he is married to my sister... my poor sister!

[gonzo]

He'll fit right in at the Aquabats concert this weekend. I'll keep my eye out for him.

[PunchKing]

Is that a sword? I guess the apple doesn't fall to far from the tree, huh!

[Sombeech]

what are his powers?

[Kent K25]

what are his powers?

Iron Crotch of Doom....or is that his superhero name?

[Sombeech]

I think we should have a photoshop contest with Citizen Prime.

[jumar]

I don't have photoshop at work, but I've got Paint :haha:

[Sombeech]

I don't have photoshop at work, but I've got Paint :haha:

:lol8: Nice.

We should have a whole thread devoted to chopping this picture

[Shan]

Now that's hot.

[Alex]

Not sure why you guys are dissing him, the dude knows how to express his desire to be different. :roll:

Foxy, what special power does he specialize in again? :lol8:

[FoxyStar]

That picture is awesome! He claims that his super powers are that he can make you a Superhero too! He "primes" you and helps train you to be a superhero... in other words he doesn't really have super powers.

The thing about it though that just kills me is that he is totally living in this world of Citizen Prime. He has already spent thousands, and I mean thousands of dollars creating Citizen Prime (from his costume to appearences at Comicon) and it just gets more embarrassing for our family with every turn. :eek2:

He has started his own on-line radio talk show about being a superhero in your own community. He thinks that people don't do good anymore and he wants to help them start. Apparently he is the only person in the world that does service that is selfless. Oh, brother. Just hang yourself up on the cross and save us all why don't you! :roll:

[Scott Card]

I spotted his area of weakness. He can be beat. It is just above the belt and below the chest armor. It appears that he is being fed for his public service thereby exposing himself to the forces of evil. It is kind of an Achilles gut sort of thing. Feed the man and his armor will be inadequate.:haha: Also, the helmet has got to go. Anything shaped like a suppository must be replaced.

[Sombeech]

Hopefully we get some good chops here:
http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showthread.php?t=214376

These dudes are good at choppin' and making funny GIFs.

[Sombeech]

shopping for justice

[Alex]

So are there more photos of him in "action"? :ne_nau:

[JP]

Iron Crotch of Doom....or is that his superhero name?
:lol8:

[Sombeech]

:lol8: They've gone to work on him already here:

http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showthread.php?t=214376

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/2235/******lo7.jpg

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/1705/citizenmc2.jpg

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/9035/citizen2cc5.jpg

[KillEmAll]

Citizen Conehead

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w172/camrontucker/citizenconehead.jpg

[opskmallory]

I think I shed a little tear laughing so hard.

[Iceaxe]

Foxy*, when the Super Hero makes love to your sister do you think it's costume on or off?

:haha:

[Sombeech]

Foxy*, when the Super Hero makes love to your sister do you think it's costume on or off?

:haha:

Yes, what is that baton really for?

[FoxyStar]

Foxy*, when the Super Hero makes love to your sister do you think it's costume on or off?

:haha:

Yes, what is that baton really for?

PLEASE, NO!!! :nono: I do not wanna know what they do with that costume behind closed doors... Thank you very much for that image though... I am now officially scarred for life!