Another Frivolous Lawsuit

[RugerShooter]

Michigan Woman Claims Starburst Candies Are Dangerously Chewy in Lawsuit

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Starburst Fruit Chews are exactly as their name would indicate: chewy. But one Michigan woman says the candies are so chewy, they should come with a warning label.

Victoria McArthur, of Romero, Mich., is suing Starbursts' parent company, Mars Inc., for more than $25,000 for "permanent personal injuries" she claims she sustained after biting into one of their yellow candy in 2005.

"I don't know, maybe about 3 chews and it literally locked my jaw

[Alex]

I saw that chick on the news last night, with her "broken" jaw she could sure interview well and bitch about how she can't chew. People are way too sue happy lately. :roll:

[jumar]

At least the judge sewing that dry cleaners for $54million lost.
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[derstuka]

It's about DAMN time somebody got those candies off the market. They are a severely dangerous threat to society. In fact, I think that Mars co. owes me big for all the packs that I put down. I cannot believe I am still alive thru all those candies. What a bunch of tricky S.O.B's Mars is....you're going down baby!!! Don't even get me started on those sharp and dangerous doritos, and deathly M&M's!

FIGHT THE MAN!

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