Chuck Norris Facts

[shanehadman]

Here are some funny Chuck Norris Facts. There are like hundreds of them on this site. Here are a few of my favorites:

- Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one

- Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds

- It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes

- Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom

- Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky

Check this site out http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/page1.html

[Sombeech]

- Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky

:roflol:

[MY T PIMP]

CHUCK NORRIS DOES NOT USE A TOILET, HE KICKS THE HEAD OFF OF A HORSE EVERYDAY AND CRAPS IN IT'S WINDPIPE!

[gonzo]

For the geekier among us:

Bruce Schneier knows Alice and Bob's shared secret.

When Bruce Schneier calculates the square root of a negative number the result is real.

If Bruce Schneier rot-13s a plaintext, it cannot be broken by applying rot-13 again.

http://geekz.co.uk/schneierfacts/

[Jaxx]

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, too bad he never cries.

[Sombeech]

Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.

[shanehadman]

Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.

:roflol: Now that one is hilarious :roflol:

[tapehoser]

* There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
* Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
* Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
* When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn

[Scott Card]

:roflol: :roflol: :roflol: I shouldn't admit that these totally crack me up but they do...