Always someone else to blame

[Scott P]

Middle East Politicians: Everything bad that happens is "The Great Satan" and Israel's fault.
Americans: Everything bad that happens in the French's fault.
Conservatives: Everything bad that happens is the Liberal Commies' fault.
Liberals: Everything bad that happens is the Red Neck Jesus Freaks' fault.
US Automakers: Everything bad that happens is the fault of the Japanese and unfair trade practices.
Engineers: Everything bad that happens is the surveyors and construction crews fault.
Construction Crews: Everything bad that happens is the engineer's fault.
Small business: Everything bad that happens is Walmart's fault.
Canyoneers: Everything bad that happens is Kelsey's fault.
Fisherman: Everything bad that happens is the moons fault.
Woman: Everything bad that happens is the man

[rockgremlin]

Yup...that's about right. I especially liked these:

Engineers: Everything bad that happens is the surveyors and construction crews fault.
Construction Crews: Everything bad that happens is the engineer's fault.
Canyoneers: Everything bad that happens is Kelsey's fault.

:lol8: So true.

[Wasatch]

Pretty good, thanks.