Best Classified Ad Ever

[gonzo]

This was forwarded to me - I have no idea where it came from, or if it's even legitimate, but is sure is funny:

[Mtnman1830]

wasn't this on KSL.com a bit ago?

[DiscGo]

That is so freaking awesome!

[Sombeech]

wasn't this on KSL.com a bit ago?

This has been going around for a couple of years now.

[Wasatch]

Nice.

[Alex]

wasn't this on KSL.com a bit ago?

This has been going around for a couple of years now.

The ad says 2006.... so it couldn't have been a couple of years :bootyshake:

[accadacca]

Yup, it was on a KSL a while back :lol8:

[HEADHUNTER]

no matter what - it's still friggin hilarious

[denaliguide]

personally, i'd have thought that there was an implied consent in "do whatever the F*** you want".

[DiscGo]

personally, i'd have thought that there was an implied consent in "do whatever the F*** you want".


Yeah. I told my wife about this post and she didn't seem to find the humor in it. Seeing her reaction has made me question how many times she has told me this and what she meant.

[gonzo]

Yeah. I told my wife about this post and she didn't seem to find the humor in it. Seeing her reaction has made me question how many times she has told me this and what she meant.

Girls just don't have a sense of humor when it comes to this sort of stuff.

[DiscGo]

Girls just don't have a sense of humor when it comes to this sort of stuff.



Yeah, I get along with my wife so well that I forget this sometimes. Lesson learned :D.

[Scott Card]

Girls just don't have a sense of humor when it comes to this sort of stuff.



Yeah, I get along with my wife so well that I forget this sometimes. Lesson learned :D.

Gentleman, lest we forget the rules, let me remind you....

1. The female always makes the rules.
2. Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification to the male.
3. No male is allowed to know the rules.
4. If the female ever suspects that the male knows some or all of the rules, she must change all or some of the rules.
5. The female is never wrong.
6. If the female ever appears to be wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding caused by something the male said, or did which was wrong.
7. The female may change her mind at any time.
8. The male must never change his mind with out prior written consent form the female.
9. The female has the right to become angry or emotionally upset at any time.
10. IF rules 6 or 9 apply the male must apologize.
11. If the Female has PMS, all rules are null and void at her discretion - See rules 1, 2, 5, and 7.

I'll try and post the "wish list" of rules later

[DiscGo]

3. No male is allowed to know the rules.

No kidding! :haha:


Seriously, that list is great!

[Shan]

Hey I thought it was pretty hilarious!:roflol:


Gee I'm hope I'm not as bad as Scott's list! :ne_nau:

[shanehadman]

wasn't this on KSL.com a bit ago?

This has been going around for a couple of years now.

OLD NEWS :ne_nau: