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savanna3313
04-03-2007, 05:01 PM
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants.

The iBreast will cost $499 to $599.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.


Hmmmm - interesting. I won't ask how you're supposed to adjust the volume. :haha:

:popcorn:

Mtnman1830
04-03-2007, 05:07 PM
Hmmmm - interesting. I won't ask how you're supposed to adjust the volume.

One is for the volume, the other is for tuning. Simple anatomy - er - nevermind. :haha:

Scott Card
04-03-2007, 05:16 PM
Is there is remote with a mute button?

accadacca
04-03-2007, 08:08 PM
Is there is remote with a mute button?
Huh? :lol8:

Sombeech
04-03-2007, 08:30 PM
Tune In Tokyo

Jaxx
04-04-2007, 10:30 AM
Tune In Tokyo
That is exactly what I was thinking. :roflol:

Scott P
04-05-2007, 10:29 AM
Is there is remote with a mute button?

The mute button sounds like a good idea, but not the remote. I would rather do everything manually instead of with a remote. :ne_nau:

sparker1
04-05-2007, 01:26 PM
Hmmmm - interesting. I won't ask how you're supposed to adjust the volume.

One is for the volume, the other is for tuning. Simple anatomy - er - nevermind. :haha:

Yeah, I like the old-fashioned models where you turn the knobs. The newer push-button models are beyond me. Sometimes I can't reach the button, and sometimes I hit the wrong button. I especially dislike the pre-programmed buttons. Battery operated models are problematic, so I prefer those you plug in.

denaliguide
04-06-2007, 05:00 AM
so, if i place my head in the middle i get to hear it in stereo, right?