News headlines for the year 2025

[price1869]

Just to poke fun at all the (real actual stuff)

These are real actual news headlines for the year 2025 taken down by Marty McFly.

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the
seventh largest country in the world, California.

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as
California

[DiscGo]

:haha:

The one about the post office was my favorite.

[rockgremlin]

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers,
fly swatters, and rolled up newspapers must be registered by
January 2036.

:roflol: :roflol: :roflol:

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Hey RG, why didn't you snopes my post?

[MTpockets]

Just to poke fun at all the (real actual stuff)


George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and
reduces mail delivery to Wednesday only.

35 year study: diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative




Go Z-man. :five:

What about Forever Stamps? Will they still be good? :ne_nau:

Why'd it take them so long, conservatives in Mass are as scares as hen's teeth. :roll: