Man has sex with dead deer

[Sombeech]

--Hit it while it's HOT!!!! :hitit:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070323/ap_on_fe_st/deer_sex


SUPERIOR, Wis. - A 20-year-old man received probation after he was convicted of having sexual contact with a dead deer.

and this isn't an odd occurrence for him either....


He was found guilty in April 2005 of felony mistreatment of an animal after he killed a horse with the intention of having sex with it.

Gives this emoticon a new meaning....
:deadhorse:

[MTpockets]

ewe :roflol:

[gonzo]

This thread is worthless without pictures

Wait...gross.

[HEADHUNTER]

In his defense, the proclamation does state to leave proof of sex

[rockgremlin]

Sounds like it was consensual.....what's the problem? :ne_nau:

[accadacca]

:puke8: :toofunny:

[Jaxx]

some people are so sick. I worry about my girls enough without hearing about perverted boys doing animals. Although...deer do have nice "racks"

[DiscGo]

This thread is worthless without pictures

Wait...gross.
:haha:

[RugerShooter]

All I can say is WTF is up with people today?

[accadacca]

All I can say is WTF is up with people today?
Apparently something... :roll_lol: :roll_lol: :roll_lol:

[Iceaxe]

the proclamation does state to leave proof of sex

:roflol: :roflol: :roflol: :roflol: :roflol:

We have a winner

:lol8: :lol8: :lol8: :lol8: :lol8:

[savanna3313]

and this isn't an odd occurrence for him either....


He was found guilty in April 2005 of felony mistreatment of an animal after he killed a horse with the intention of having sex with it.

Gives this emoticon a new meaning....
:deadhorse:

He had to KILL the poor thing before he had sex with it? Maybe he should've just put a bag over his head. :ne_nau: A plastic bag...... :five:

:roll:

[sparker1]

Maybe he didn't kill it BEFORE sex. Could it have been a direct consequence of a huge hoohaw?

This guy is definitely crazy. Why choose a deer when they always have ticks. Get a sheep that's been dipped.

[savanna3313]

Maybe he didn't kill it BEFORE sex. Could it have been a direct consequence of a huge hoohaw?

This guy is definitely crazy. Why choose a deer when they always have ticks. Get a sheep that's been dipped.

:lol8: Admit it Sparker........I've got you hooked on the word "hoo-haw"!
I have to credit my grandmother for that word. :five: I was a teenager before I knew what she was referring to! :nod: I won't tell you what she called "other things". :haha:

[sparker1]

Maybe he didn't kill it BEFORE sex. Could it have been a direct consequence of a huge hoohaw?

This guy is definitely crazy. Why choose a deer when they always have ticks. Get a sheep that's been dipped.

:lol8: Admit it Sparker........I've got you hooked on the word "hoo-haw"!
I have to credit my grandmother for that word. :five: I was a teenager before I knew what she was referring to! :nod: I won't tell you what she called "other things". :haha:

It certainly was shocking to learn a new euphemism for the male organ, especially at my age. I suspect your grandmother could have taught you a lot (no disrespect intended). Probably not now. :naughty:

[Sombeech]

Those antlers are easier to grab when the deer's dead. Less lethal.

[accadacca]

Those antlers are easier to grab when the deer's dead. Less lethal.
:roflol: :lol8: :roflol: :lol8: :roflol: :lol8: :roflol:

[sparker1]

Oh, if he held the antlers, that's kinkier than I had assumed.

Do you think he got fed up hearing "Not tonight, deer."?

[Iceaxe]

Donkey Punch :lol8:

[JP]

"Not tonight, deer."?
:lol8: :lol8: :lol8:

[Iceaxe]

I just wonder where these ideas come from...... I mean heck, you just driving down the road one day and think gosh, I bet a deer would be a really good piece?

:popcorn:

[HEADHUNTER]

I just wonder where these ideas come from...... I mean heck, you just driving down the road one day and think gosh, I bet a deer would be a really good piece?

:popcorn:

You know what they say... once you buck you never go back :nod:

[sparker1]

Damn. I saw nine deer carcasses in less than a mile last week. Never knew what an opportunity I missed. I could have started a cat...er, deer..., er brothel.

[Mtnman1830]

At least it won't tell you it has a headache.

:haha:

[Rev. Coyote]

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[gonzo]

Me thinks our good Rev. doth protest too much.