RugerShooter
03-22-2007, 11:47 AM
Hillary Clinton was out jogging one morning along the
parkway when she tripped, fell over the bridge railing and
landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could
get to her, 3 kids who were fishing pulled her out of the water.
She was so grateful she offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland ."
Hillary said, "No problem, I'll take you there on my
special Senator's airplane."
The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air
Jordan 's."
Hillary said, "I'll get them for you and even have
Michael sign them!!"
The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair
with a built in TV and stereo headset!" Hillary was a
little perplexed by this and said, "But you don't look
like you're handicapped." The kid said, "I will be
after my dad finds out I saved your ass from
drowning."
parkway when she tripped, fell over the bridge railing and
landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could
get to her, 3 kids who were fishing pulled her out of the water.
She was so grateful she offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland ."
Hillary said, "No problem, I'll take you there on my
special Senator's airplane."
The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air
Jordan 's."
Hillary said, "I'll get them for you and even have
Michael sign them!!"
The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair
with a built in TV and stereo headset!" Hillary was a
little perplexed by this and said, "But you don't look
like you're handicapped." The kid said, "I will be
after my dad finds out I saved your ass from
drowning."