MTpockets
03-18-2007, 10:34 PM
Young people frequently ask us retired people what we do to make our days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day I went int town and went to a small shop down on High Street. I was only in there for about 10 minutes.
When I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on buddy, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"
He looked up, then ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a heartless Nazi bastard.
He glared at me and then started writing another ticket for worn tires.
So I called him a piece of stinking dog shit.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
I called him an asshole and a pig.
Then he started writing a third ticket.
I called his mother a slut and a whore.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I orally abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't give a shit. I came downtown by the bus.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age.
Well, for example, the other day I went int town and went to a small shop down on High Street. I was only in there for about 10 minutes.
When I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on buddy, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"
He looked up, then ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a heartless Nazi bastard.
He glared at me and then started writing another ticket for worn tires.
So I called him a piece of stinking dog shit.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
I called him an asshole and a pig.
Then he started writing a third ticket.
I called his mother a slut and a whore.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I orally abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't give a shit. I came downtown by the bus.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age.