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DiscGo
03-17-2007, 04:53 AM
Q: How may Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, we'll just drink in the dark.



Q) Why did God invent whiskey?
A) To keep the Irish from conquering the world.




Two men driving down a road in Dublin they crashed into a tree, at the Enquiry they said that the IRA planted it.





Q. What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding?
A. One less drunk.
DiscGo
03-17-2007, 04:59 AM
I like the wedding / funeral joke. :haha:
erial
03-17-2007, 06:02 AM
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey." Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."
DiscGo
03-17-2007, 06:09 AM
That is awesome!
MTpockets
03-19-2007, 02:37 PM
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey." Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."

:roflol: :roflol: