funintheslots
03-15-2007, 01:48 PM
A man is lying on his deathbed. His wife sits at his bedside holding his hand and praying silently. He looks up and says "I have something I must confess."
"There's no need to," she replies.
"No," he insists, "I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend and your mother."
"I know," she replies. "Now just be still and let the poison work."
"There's no need to," she replies.
"No," he insists, "I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend and your mother."
"I know," she replies. "Now just be still and let the poison work."