Windwalker
03-12-2007, 05:34 PM
10 Reasons To Favor Your Guns Over Women
#10
You can trade in an old 44 and get a new 22.
#9
You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8
If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he'll probably let you try it out a few times.
#7
Your primary gun doesn't mind you keeping another gun for back up.
#6
Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5
A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4
Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3
A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2
A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman......
#1
You can put a silencer on a gun!
Ladies, i't's just in fun!
#10
You can trade in an old 44 and get a new 22.
#9
You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8
If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he'll probably let you try it out a few times.
#7
Your primary gun doesn't mind you keeping another gun for back up.
#6
Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5
A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4
Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3
A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2
A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman......
#1
You can put a silencer on a gun!
Ladies, i't's just in fun!