packfish
03-12-2007, 12:08 PM
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's
to spending the rest of me
life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him
the top prize at the pub
for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the
prize for the Best toast of
the night" She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what
was your toast?" John said,
"Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting
in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking
buddies on the street
corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John
won the prize the other
night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit
surprised myself. You know, he's
only been there twice in the last four years. Once
he fell asleep, and the
other time I had to pull him by the ears to make
him come."
to spending the rest of me
life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him
the top prize at the pub
for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the
prize for the Best toast of
the night" She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what
was your toast?" John said,
"Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting
in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking
buddies on the street
corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John
won the prize the other
night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit
surprised myself. You know, he's
only been there twice in the last four years. Once
he fell asleep, and the
other time I had to pull him by the ears to make
him come."