packfish
03-07-2007, 10:29 AM
An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an individual
> > > to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he
> > > found four people who were equally qualified. He
> > > decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their
> > > answer would determine which of them would get the job.
> > >
> > > The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the
> > > interviewer asked, "what is the fastest thing you know of?"
> > >
> > > Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, "a
> > > THOUGHT." It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's
> > > on the way, it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of."
> > >
> > > "That's very good," replied the interviewer. "And, now you, sir," he
> > > asked the second man.
> > >
> > > "Hmmm . . . let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know
> > > that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of."
> > >
> > > "Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a very
> > > popular cliche' for speed." He then turned to the third man, who was
> > > contemplating his reply.
> > >
> > > "Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall
> > > there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the
> > > pasture the light on the barn comes on in less than an instant. Yep,
> > > TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."
> > >
> > > The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he
> > > had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light," he said.
> > >
> > > Turning to Bubba, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the
> > > same question. Old Bubba replied, "after hearing the previous three
> > > answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA."
> > >
> > > "WHAT?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
> > >
> > > "Oh sure," said Old Bubba. "You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so
> > > good, and I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or
> > > TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already shit my
> > > pants."
> > >
> > > Old Bubba is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!
> > >
> > > You probably will think of this every time you enter a Wal-Mart.
> >
> > > to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he
> > > found four people who were equally qualified. He
> > > decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their
> > > answer would determine which of them would get the job.
> > >
> > > The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the
> > > interviewer asked, "what is the fastest thing you know of?"
> > >
> > > Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, "a
> > > THOUGHT." It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's
> > > on the way, it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of."
> > >
> > > "That's very good," replied the interviewer. "And, now you, sir," he
> > > asked the second man.
> > >
> > > "Hmmm . . . let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know
> > > that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of."
> > >
> > > "Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a very
> > > popular cliche' for speed." He then turned to the third man, who was
> > > contemplating his reply.
> > >
> > > "Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall
> > > there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the
> > > pasture the light on the barn comes on in less than an instant. Yep,
> > > TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."
> > >
> > > The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he
> > > had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light," he said.
> > >
> > > Turning to Bubba, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the
> > > same question. Old Bubba replied, "after hearing the previous three
> > > answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA."
> > >
> > > "WHAT?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
> > >
> > > "Oh sure," said Old Bubba. "You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so
> > > good, and I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or
> > > TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already shit my
> > > pants."
> > >
> > > Old Bubba is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!
> > >
> > > You probably will think of this every time you enter a Wal-Mart.
> >