Test if you are Stupid

[accadacca]

http://www.stupidtester.com/index.php?fd

[gonzo]

http://www.stupidtester.com/images/stupid.php?val=f0be252102a1a6dc
(http://www.stupidtester.com/index.php?im)

I wish I knew which 15% of me is stupid.

Edit: I'm guessing the 15% of me that translates HTML to BBCode

[Mtnman1830]

He He He

[Scott P]

Cheated by taking it twice. :bootyshake: :bootyshake: :bootyshake:

[Cirrus2000]

Woot!

http://kev.cirruswebsolutions.ca/UUtah/ImageStupid.jpg (http://www.stupidtester.com/index.php?im)

[Scott P]

Second time that is what I got (is that cheating?). Had to think and missed the alligator and fruit-veggie ones the first time, though there answers aren't necessarily right on the snake one since there is more than one possiblity.

http://kev.cirruswebsolutions.ca/UUtah/ImageStupid.jpg

[Sombeech]

I'm wondering which ones I missed.

If it's the number of planets, that sucks, because I just excluded Pluto from my count, and answered 8.

[Scott P]

If it's the number of planets, that sucks, because I just excluded Pluto from my count, and answered 8.

I guessed 8 as well.

PS, what was the answer to this one:


What do you see in the following image?

I just see lines.

[Jaxx]

10% stupid

[rockgremlin]

I'm 1% stooopid.

[rockgremlin]

That lines question is actually the word FROGS spelled backwards and on it's side.

[Sombeech]

I still think you're 100% A$$hole.

[Mtnman1830]

7 people posted a score, and 95 people have looked at the thread.

Am I correct in assuming that the other 88 people scored low? The numbers do match up...

[goofball]

Your Score Summary

Overall, you scored as follows:



65% scored higher (more stupid),
5% scored the same, and
30% scored lower (less stupid).

You are 30% stupid. This means...

You are kinda' smart. Many have done better, but you did much better than half the other test-takers! Good for you.



sounds about right...

[Alex]

100% smrt I am! Guugle FTW!


100% scored higher (more stupid),
0% scored the same, and
0% scored lower (less stupid).

What does this mean? You are 0% stupid. This means...

You are our next Einstein. Wow! Keep up the great thinking.

The answers to the ones that count follow in white for anyone who wants to check their responses against the correct answers:

First off... Do you feel stupid?
No

How old are you? (No impact on score, just for statistics)
Doesn't matter

Boy? Girl? (Again, just for stats)
Doesn't matter

Can you read?
Yes

Do you read?
Yes

Do people call you oafish?
No

What about vacuous?
No

A plane crashes on the United States - Canada border. Where are the survivors buried?
They aren't

How many planets are in this solar system?
Nine

Jan is twice as old as her sister Betty, but half of Joe's age. Betty just got married. How old is Joe most likely to be?
84 (Betty is obviously a gold digger.)

Look at your computer time. Is it correct?
To within a second! (I lost points the first time for knowing my computer time isn't correct.)

How many F's are in the following sentence:

OFTEN, FISH FIND FOOD AFTER FIFTY YEARS OF SWIMMING THE CHANNEL OF RALPH.
Nine

What is the sum of integers from 1 to 10?
55

How did you figure out the last problem?
In my head
or
The 'Gauss' method (both replies are acceptable and don't affect the score)

Cat is to Dog, as Snake is to ...
Grass

How much dirt is in a 2m x 2m x 2m hole in the ground?
None

Which of the following is least like the others
Carrot

If you were called perspicacious, how would you feel?
Complimented

How many times is it possible to fold a newspaper in half?
Once

When you talk, what do others around you do?
Listen
or
Completely agree with you

How many states (in the USA) border the Gulf of Mexico?
Five

Which smiley best describes you?
The smiley in front of the chalk board.

What color is at the bottom of a rainbow?
Violet


An electric train is moving north at 100kph and a wind is blowing to the west at 10kph. Which way does the smoke blow?
West

What do you see in the following image?
Frogs

A farmer has 20 sheep, and all but 15 die. How many sheep are left?
Fifteen

How do batteries work?
Electrochemical Reaction

You are told to take a pill every hour. You have 3 pills. How long before they are all gone?
2 hours

What is Antarctica?
A continent

Which side is your left hand on when looking at your mirror image?
Left

What is the next number in this sequence:
0, 2, 4, 6, 8, ...
10

What about this sequence
1, 1, 2, 3, 5, ...
8

Without looking, what is the second question that you answered?
How old are you

FYI, you get a nifty graphic to share with others at the end of the test.

If you end up being totally stupid will you show the graphic?
No

What if you are totally smart?
Yes
No
(either answer works)

[DiscGo]

It turns out I'm stupid. Darn it!

[nefarious]

Pretty damn stupid. At least my stupidity was rewarded with a high score for once.

80% Stupid. Too stupid to even post the image here, but also too lazy to give a shit. Sometimes lazy and stupid are the same thing though.

[RugerShooter]

Well I missed a couple, but not that bad I guess.

[Cirrus2000]

An electric train is moving north at 100kph and a wind is blowing to the west at 10kph. Which way does the smoke blow?
West

What smoke? It's an electric train. :ne_nau:

[Alex]

An electric train is moving north at 100kph and a wind is blowing to the west at 10kph. Which way does the smoke blow?
West

What smoke? It's an electric train. :ne_nau:

That was my original answer too, but that's what gave 100% :ne_nau:

[rockgremlin]

An electric train is moving north at 100kph and a wind is blowing to the west at 10kph. Which way does the smoke blow?
West

What smoke? It's an electric train. :ne_nau:


It's a TRICK QUESTION...just like the fact that there is no dirt in an 8 cubic meter hole....not burying survivors...etc, etc.

[nefarious]

It's a trick question...just like...not burying survivorsThat was a remarkably stupid trick question. There are more problems with it than the author probably intended. I ran it through the stupid-o-meter and it rang the bell. :haha: