DiscGo
03-05-2007, 07:03 AM
Jesus and god are in heaven discussing reasons so many people are going to hell. They decided that drugs were ruining a lot of peoples lives, and if drugs were gone, more people would make it into heaven. Jesus sent all his disciples down to rid the earth of drugs. Mathew was the first one to come back. He knocks, and Jesus says "what did you bring?" Mathew replies "I brought all the marijuana from Mexico" Jesus says "great, come on in" Paul knocks next. Jesus says, what did you bring? Paul says "I brought all the cocaine from Columbia." Great, come on in. This goes on and on... Finally Judas knocks, Jesus says "what did you bring?" Judas says.....
"The FBI, everyone against the wall!!"
"The FBI, everyone against the wall!!"