What scares wimmin?

[Rev. Coyote]

So? What scares wimmin?

[savanna3313]

So? What scares wimmin?

The list is long, but impressive. :hail2thechief: Nah - not really. :haha:

I have had a lot happen in my lifetime, so not a whole lot scares me. My favorite expression is "That which does not kill us, makes us stronger" I'm still here. :2thumbs:

Probably the scariest thing (to me) would be having something happen physically - like getting cancer or having a debilitating accident that leaves you paralyzed. Basically having to deal with something that is beyond your control and can change (or end) your life.

Perhaps that just boils down to:

1. Recognizing your own mortality. :ghost:

2. MEN. Well - actually, the effect that men have on me. I love men but they make me crazy! :dizzy:

3. Giant black widow spiders that hide under recreational port-a-let toilet seats. :eek2:

4. Not having on your "good" underwear and having to be brought into the Emergency room. :nono:

:popcorn:

[Wilma]

Men

[Rev. Coyote]

Men

Why?

[R]

As far as I know, my wife (Abby) is only afraid of one thing: snakes!

-R :ahhh:

[Wilma]

Men

Why?

The emotions I can get for a man are powerful. The lust and temptation tend to control me.

[sparker1]

Men

Why?

The emotions I can get for a man are powerful. The lust and temptation tend to control me.

I know a few guys who could help you get over that lust and temptation, but probably not the fear. :twisted:

[Wilma]

Men

Why?

The emotions I can get for a man are powerful. The lust and temptation tend to control me.

I know a few guys who could help you get over that lust and temptation, but probably not the fear. :twisted:

Livin' in Hatch (many of you know that Hatch is a quick blink along the highway) I could use that list. I could swallow my fear of the other.

[Iceaxe]

Did she say "Swallow"?

:roflol: :roflol: :roflol:

[shagster]

I believe she did Ice :nod: :2thumbs: Maybe wilma better clarify what she means by Swallow? :ne_nau:

[rockgremlin]

Ok- is "Wilma" a profile created by Iceaxe, or Sombeech? Just curious...


She claims she's a "Dancer." A dancer for who? All those strip clubs that Hatch is known for? :ne_nau:

[Alex]

I believe she did Ice :nod: :2thumbs: Maybe wilma better clarify what she means by Swallow? :ne_nau:

I thought when women say "swallow" we (the men) don't ask questions and just nod .... :ne_nau:

[Alex]

Ok- is "Wilma" a profile created by Iceaxe, or Sombeech? Just curious...

Duh.... who else but Ice himself! It's his feminine side :nod: :lol8:

[Scott P]

Top scariest thing to women (just guesses):

1. Shane

2. Sex more than once a day

3. Broken nails

4. Bad hair days

5. Small or saggy breast

6. Socks that don't match their shirts

7. Being under appreciated

8. Having someone be honest when they ask if they look fat

9. Forgotten valentines and anniversaries.

10. Small creepy crawly things.

[Scott Card]

Men??? naw.... Unemployed or unmotivated men.... now where is my remote :haha:

[Shan]

I was going to say "seaweed" or any aquatic vegetation growing from a lake bottom. Not throwing it at me while sitting on the beach (that is not scary), but swimming and having it touch my body.

Murky lakes or streams where I can't see the bottom is scary too - in terms of crossing it.

I must be deep as a puddle! :ne_nau:


Scott's list doesn't ring any bells. Maybe no. 1!

[Iceaxe]

Ok- is "Wilma" a profile created by Iceaxe, or Sombeech? Just curious...

Duh.... who else but Ice himself! It's his feminine side :nod: :lol8:

It's not me.... :nono:

.

[TreeHugger]

Top scariest thing to women (just guesses):

1. Shane

2. Sex more than once a day

3. Broken nails

4. Bad hair days

5. Small or saggy breast

6. Socks that don't match their shirts

7. Being under appreciated

8. Having someone be honest when they ask if they look fat

9. Forgotten valentines and anniversaries.

10. Small creepy crawly things.

Mr. Patterson - now dont you have a very stereotypical veiw of women?? :razz: I dont think this list pertains to too many of us on this website!
Here's the real deal on your list:
1. Shane
Hmmmmm, possibly...
2. Sex more than once a day
I think you have this wrong, isnt this a male fear??
3. Broken nails
Are you kidding? Let's add some dirt and they'd be perfect!
4. Bad hair days
That's what pony tails are for!
5. Small or saggy breast
Got 'em (small) love 'em! wouldnt' want them any other way!
6. Socks that don't match their shirts
If you're wearin' socks, you're wearin' pants, and no one can tell anyway!
7. Being under appreciated
This may be true, however, I figure I'm doin' what I do because I love it, or want to, not for some outside recognition.
8. Having someone be honest when they ask if they look fat
Dont ask if you dont really want to know, that's my philosophy.
9. Forgotten valentines and anniversaries.
Dont do Valentines, and I'm usually the one who forgets anniversaries. Actually, this year I'm going away for a week during our anniversary. Fortunately, my husband rocks, and he's cool with it!
10. Small creepy crawly things
OK, ya got me on this one... spiders and centipedes and leeches, oh my!

[tanya]

Scott Patterson wrote questions

Top scariest thing to women (just guesses):

1. Shane

Shane is not scarey at all. He just wants to have sex with the body instead of the mind and body. :ne_nau: A man to fear does both. :naughty: If he ever went for the mind, the man would be dangerous!


2. Sex more than once a day

Please...... and foreplay in between and porn and anything else you can think of. :nod: I want to be excited all day long!



3. Broken nails

Long nails are gross.


4. Bad hair days

I just let it dry natural. Never have them.


5. Small or saggy breast


I love big breasts!!!!!

6. Socks that don't match their shirts

Socks are only for hiking.

7. Being under appreciated

Now this makes me mad! Appriciate me Baby. You are easily replaceable!

8. Having someone be honest when they ask if they look fat

Never ask a man anything. They just say what you want to hear, but yeah... women can be brutal!

9. Forgotten valentines and anniversaries.


I always forget anniversaries and birthday but when it comes to something sexual don't forget!!!

10. Small creepy crawly things.

I love entomology!!!! Bilogy Major here :haha:

[Wilma]

Why should anyone be afraid of Shane? Here he is posing with something that represents his constant natural state.

[shagster]

Top scariest thing to women (just guesses):

2. Sex more than once a day

Please...... and foreplay in between and porn and anything else you can think of. :nod: I want to be excited all day long!

5. Small or saggy breast


I love big breasts!!!!!

9. Forgotten valentines and anniversaries.

I always forget anniversaries and birthday but when it comes to something sexual don't forget!!!



Tanya can I PLEASE send my girlfriend down there to visit you for some girl to girl talk on the subjects above. I need YOU to set her straight in your ways. You are seriuosly the ULTIMATE WOMAN!!! :naughty: :naughty: :2thumbs:

[tanya]

Top scariest thing to women (just guesses):

2. Sex more than once a day

Please...... and foreplay in between and porn and anything else you can think of. :nod: I want to be excited all day long!

5. Small or saggy breast


I love big breasts!!!!!

9. Forgotten valentines and anniversaries.

I always forget anniversaries and birthday but when it comes to something sexual don't forget!!!



Tanya can I PLEASE send my girlfriend down there to visit you for some girl to girl talk on the subjects above. I need YOU to set her straight in your ways. You are seriuosly the ULTIMATE WOMAN!!! :naughty: :naughty: :2thumbs:


I like you more and more all the time! :five:

[Sombeech]

Ok- is "Wilma" a profile created by Iceaxe, or Sombeech? Just curious...

before you get too turned on. :roflol:

Nope, not me nor Iceaxe.

[accadacca]

What scares wimmin?
:lol8: :lol8: :lol8:

Fro Bro: http://uutah.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=5259

http://uutah.com/forum/files/fro_bro__small_.jpg

[Sombeech]

What scares wimmin?
:lol8: :lol8: :lol8:

Fro Bro: http://uutah.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=5259

Actually, that scares ME.

[donny h]

So? What scares wimmin?

Apparently, me.





I don't really have anything to contribute here, except postcount+.

I may hit 300 before I leave town.

Watchout Hesse15, I'm right behind you, and closing fast. :haha:

[tanya]

So? What scares wimmin?

Apparently, me.

Why would you say that? Tell us women about you. We know little of nothing. :popcorn:

[savanna3313]

Why should anyone be afraid of Shane? Here he is posing with something that represents his constant natural state.

:eek2: Damn!! Where is the rest of that sheep?? or goat - or whatever it used to be?!

:popcorn:

[savanna3313]

What scares wimmin?
:lol8: :lol8: :lol8:

Fro Bro: http://uutah.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=5259

http://uutah.com/forum/files/fro_bro__small_.jpg

Hmmmm.......a white man's body with a black man's "do"......just makes me wonder what else does Fro possess that leans more towards a black man. :ne_nau:

:popcorn:

[tanya]

What scares wimmin?
:lol8: :lol8: :lol8:

Fro Bro: http://uutah.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=5259

http://uutah.com/forum/files/fro_bro__small_.jpg

Hmmmm.......a white man's body with a black man's "do"......just makes me wonder what else does Fro possess that leans more towards a black man. :ne_nau:

:popcorn:

:five:

[tanya]

Men??? naw.... Unemployed or unmotivated men.... now where is my remote :haha:


Oh yeah!!!!


No motivation = Passion = No Way!!!!!

[donny h]

No motivation = Passion = No Way!!!!!

I am highly motivated... to do nothing but traipse about the deserts and mountains, float the lakes, and roll down the dirt roads.

I have wunderlust, a terminal case, I'm also severely afflicted with next-benditis (an incurable syndrome that makes me insanely curious about what's around the next bend in the river/road/canyon).

Where does that score on the Tanyameter?

I hope by motivation you don't mean generational wealth creation or sumpin, I think that it doesn't matter if I win or lose the rat race, if I'm in the race, I'm still a rat. :haha:

No offense to you successful rats, somebody needs to grab that cheese.

[tanya]

No motivation = Passion = No Way!!!!!

I am highly motivated... to do nothing but traipse about the deserts and mountains, float the lakes, and roll down the dirt roads.

I have wunderlust, a terminal case, I'm also severely afflicted with next-benditis (an incurable syndrome that makes me insanely curious about what's around the next bend in the river/road/canyon).

Where does that score on the Tanyameter?

I hope by motivation you don't mean generational wealth creation or sumpin, I think that it doesn't matter if I win or lose the rat race, if I'm in the race, I'm still a rat. :haha:

No offense to you successful rats, somebody needs to grab that cheese.

Wunderlust... I like the 2nd part of that word :mrgreen:

Tanyameter only moves when the passion is directed at tanya which I like to be a full time thing.

I traipse about the deserts and mountains, float the lakes, and roll down the dirt roads in my off time. :lol8:

[Scott P]

Mr. Patterson - now dont you have a very stereotypical veiw of women??

Hey, I thought that this was a poking fun type thread, not one we were supposed to be politically correct or something. :ne_nau:


6. Socks that don't match their shirts

I'm actually lucky to have a wife that doesn't care about broken nails, bad hair days, makeup etc, but have always wondered what it is with women and matching socks.


8. Having someone be honest when they ask if they look fat
Dont ask if you dont really want to know, that's my philosophy.

Excellent point. :five:


9. Forgotten valentines

One thing about (some) women is when you ask them, "what do you want for valentines" and they say "oh, nothing". I dare any man to get them nothing after they say "oh nothing". :naughty: Anyone here ever tried it? Never tried it myself. I don't like sleeping outside without a blanket.


28. Having someone be honest when they ask if they look fat

Never ask a man anything. They just say what you want to hear, but yeah...

We only say what you want to hear because we value our lives. We don't like to admit it, but teh thought of an angry women scares us.

Since I'm a pretty honest guy, I'm glad my wife is skinny. Otherwise, if she wasn't and if she ever asked that question I may have had my funeral a long time ago.

[TreeHugger]

Mr. Patterson - now dont you have a very stereotypical veiw of women??

Hey, I thought that this was a poking fun type thread, not one we were supposed to be politically correct or something. :ne_nau:

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It is.... that's the problem with forums... you obviously didnt hear the chuckle in my voice as I said that - that's why I put the smiley face after it. As in: "Mr. Patterson (said in an overly dramatic teacher kind of voice) - and the rest said with a slight lilt to imply lightheartedness.....

[Scott Card]

9. Forgotten valentines

One thing about (some) women is when you ask them, "what do you want for valentines" and they say "oh, nothing". I dare any man to get them nothing after they say "oh nothing". :naughty: Anyone here ever tried it? Never tried it myself. I don't like sleeping outside without a blanket.



From personal experience, this is a reeeeeeally bad idea of relying on the "oh nothing" thing or dealing with women. This is the confusing stuff women do to us men. Here is my story. I was in school years ago, we were poor and we made a deal which was..... nothing, I say NOTHING for Valentines day. I of course kept the deal. On Valentines Day, I wished my wife a happy Valentines day and that was it. She wrote on the mirror Happy Valentines day and made me a nice dinner. That was it. But some how I screwed up an didn't get her anything. She said a card would have been nice. I reminded her of the deal. Oh the tears, oh the weeping, oh how absolutely crappy and guilty I felt. How was I to know that I was supposed to break the deal. I told my dad about this shortly after and he just shook his head and said, "Son, I did that once too. I wish you would have asked me first before you made the same mistake." There you have it. It is genetic.

Now don't get me wrong, I love my wife dearly and we have a great marriage. But fellas, do NOT make this mistake of making deals with women regarding holidays or birthdays or anniversaries. If you do make the deal (so as to cut the conversation short cause there is a game on) BREAK IT, in fact buy something you can't afford and save the receipt to return it later. But by all means, don't deal with your spouse or girl friend or at least break the deal if you do. That is my sound advice -- avoiding divorce 101.

[tanya]

9. Forgotten valentines

One thing about (some) women is when you ask them, "what do you want for valentines" and they say "oh, nothing". I dare any man to get them nothing after they say "oh nothing". :naughty: Anyone here ever tried it? Never tried it myself. I don't like sleeping outside without a blanket.



From personal experience, this is a reeeeeeally bad idea of relying on the "oh nothing" thing or dealing with women. This is the confusing stuff women do to us men. Here is my story. I was in school years ago, we were poor and we made a deal which was..... nothing, I say NOTHING for Valentines day. I of course kept the deal. On Valentines Day, I wished my wife a happy Valentines day and that was it. She wrote on the mirror Happy Valentines day and made me a nice dinner. That was it. But some how I screwed up an didn't get her anything. She said a card would have been nice. I reminded her of the deal. Oh the tears, oh the weeping, oh how absolutely crappy and guilty I felt. How was I to know that I was supposed to break the deal. I told my dad about this shortly after and he just shook his head and said, "Son, I did that once too. I wish you would have asked me first before you made the same mistake." There you have it. It is genetic.

Now don't get me wrong, I love my wife dearly and we have a great marriage. But fellas, do NOT make this mistake of making deals with women regarding holidays or birthdays or anniversaries. If you do make the deal (so as to cut the conversation short cause there is a game on) BREAK IT, in fact buy something you can't afford and save the receipt to return it later. But by all means, don't deal with your spouse or girl friend or at least break the deal if you do. That is my sound advice -- avoiding divorce 101.

I cannot agree with you more Scott! :nod: Never forget us.... espessialy if we tell you to!!!

What about men? If they say it's okay to flirt, is it really okay? :ne_nau:

[greyhair biker]

If youre man says it's ok, your red flag better be going up & you should expect the same to happen to you sooner or later. I dont think this is any different with either sex. :ne_nau: and believe it or not, I dont knowingly flirt when I am with my wife OR any of her friends...do I LOOK like I want to sleep on the couch? :lol8:

[tanya]

If youre man says it's ok, your red flag better be going up & you should expect the same to happen to you sooner or later. I dont think this is any different with either sex. :ne_nau: and believe it or not, I dont knowingly flirt when I am with my wife OR any of her friends...do I LOOK like I want to sleep on the couch? :lol8:

So it's like one of those don't buy me a present things? They don't mean it? :ne_nau:

Now if I only had a man. :lol8:

[Scott Card]

What about men? If they say it's okay to flirt, is it really okay? :ne_nau: [/color]

No! This is how wars are started. Think about it.... Queen X flirts with King Y from another nation.... next thing you know, war. Or a little different but the same thing.... Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinski foolin around all the while the bad guys are planning and doing bad things...result? War... It's all Bill's fault (and all you libs say its George Bush's fault - I say flirting leads to WAR) :lol8:

[Shan]

9. Forgotten valentines

I have a deal with my husband regarding anniversaries, birthday and holidays - don't do anything. That's right, we don't do cards or gifts. Never have and it's been over 7 years together. It was my choice. There was an occasional dinner out before.

Now, if it's my birthday, I'll go buy myself a gift if I want. None of this hinting crap and waiting for somene else to get it for me.

[Wilma]

If youre man says it's ok, your red flag better be going up & you should expect the same to happen to you sooner or later. I dont think this is any different with either sex. :ne_nau: and believe it or not, I dont knowingly flirt when I am with my wife OR any of her friends...do I LOOK like I want to sleep on the couch? :lol8:


If my man is flirting I don't wanna know!

[tanya]

Top scariest thing to women (just guesses):

2. Sex more than once a day

Please...... and foreplay in between and porn and anything else you can think of. :nod: I want to be excited all day long!

5. Small or saggy breast


I love big breasts!!!!!

9. Forgotten valentines and anniversaries.

I always forget anniversaries and birthday but when it comes to something sexual don't forget!!!



Tanya can I PLEASE send my girlfriend down there to visit you for some girl to girl talk on the subjects above. I need YOU to set her straight in your ways. You are seriuosly the ULTIMATE WOMAN!!! :naughty: :naughty: :2thumbs:


If you come with her I will really teach her how to have fun. :naughty: