Your pet ?

[packfish]

> This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a
>> pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to
>> buy an unusual pet.
>>
>> After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede (100-legged bug),
>> which came in a little white box to use for his house.
>>
>> He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and
>> decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a
>> drink.
>>
>> So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's
>> with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new pet.
>>
>> This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked
> him
>> again, "How about g oing to the bar and having a drink with me?" But
>> again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.
>>
>> So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He
>> decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up
> against
>> the centipede's house and shouting,"Hey, in there! Would you like to
> go
>> to Frank's place and have a drink with me?"
>>
>> A little voice came out of the box:
>>
>> "I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my ****ing shoes."
>

[gonzo]

I've been telling this joke all weekend, and everyone loves it. Good stuff.