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R
02-14-2007, 08:22 AM
Okay, I was in the stall a few minutes ago when I heard someone come in. I couldn't see him. He immediately started to brush his jacket, while constantly saying, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, woo, woo, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, woo woo," under his breath. This went on for five minutes or more. Finally I guess he got clean whatever needed to be clean, because he said, "Okay," and left.

It reminded me of years ago at a Piccadilly Cafeteria restroom, where I heard a man narrating his business in the stall next to mine: "Oh, yeah, this is gonna be a good one. Here is comes. Ooooh, that was a good one. Uh, oh, here's another one. This is gonna be good, too. Oooohhh! ..." Etc etc.
R
02-14-2007, 08:23 AM
Oh, and Acca and Sombeech, do you think it would be a good idea to have a separate category just for toilet stories?

:roflol:
accadacca
02-14-2007, 08:29 AM
Oh, and Acca and Sombeech, do you think it would be a good idea to have a separate category just for toilet stories?

:roflol:
Definitely! :lol8:

Gotta love those moments...
JP
02-14-2007, 08:39 AM
Finally I guess he got clean whatever needed to be clean, because he said, "Okay," and left.
I would have had to taken a peek to see what the heck it was he was doing :roflol: He would never have known I was in the stall :mrgreen:
Cirrus2000
02-14-2007, 08:44 AM
And such a romantic subject, on Valentine's Day!

http://www.never2early.org/images/heart_icon-2.gif
JP
02-14-2007, 08:45 AM
And such a romantic subject, on Valentine's Day!

http://www.never2early.org/images/heart_icon-2.gif
:roflol: :roflol: :roflol:
DiscGo
02-14-2007, 08:45 AM
I would have had to taken a peek to see what the heck it was he was doing :roflol: He would never have known I was in the stall :mrgreen:

No kidding. It doesn't sound like he was "cleaning" anything.
shagster
02-14-2007, 08:56 AM
I would have had to taken a peek to see what the heck it was he was doing :roflol: He would never have known I was in the stall :mrgreen:

No kidding. It doesn't sound like he was "cleaning" anything.

Maybe he was cleaning his barrel getting ready for Valentine's day.... :lol8:
JP
02-14-2007, 08:57 AM
[Maybe he was cleaning his barrel getting ready for Valentine's day.... :lol8:
What, jerking the slack out of his rope :roflol: You know, he's a bull rider :roflol: :roflol:
gonzo
02-14-2007, 11:15 AM
I was in a restroom in a department store once when a guy came in a started rattling the door to the only stall (which I was occupying). When he found it locked he kind of moaned out "Damn!" He stood there for a few seconds, tried again, and moaned "Damn!" again. He left the restroom, only to come back about 20 seconds later. More rattling, and more "Damns" followed. He continued this routine for three visits before finally giving up.
Sombeech
02-14-2007, 11:28 AM
Hey, two shakes is the limit.
shagster
02-14-2007, 11:30 AM
Hey, two shakes is the limit.

Dang it I always thought it was four shakes. :haha:
greyhair biker
02-14-2007, 03:28 PM
Hey, two shakes is the limit.

Dang it I always thought it was four shakes. :haha:
...No matter how much you wiggle and dance..... :roflol:
erial
02-14-2007, 04:36 PM
and one of the all time internet classics: the steakhouse incident

http://www.ihos.com/steakhouse.html
greyhair biker
02-14-2007, 06:31 PM
and one of the all time internet classics: the steakhouse incident

http://www.ihos.com/steakhouse.html
That is probably one of the funniest and most disgusting stories I have ever read :roflol: :lol-lol:
Cirrus2000
02-14-2007, 07:19 PM
and one of the all time internet classics: the steakhouse incident

http://www.ihos.com/steakhouse.html

I think my wife was probably wondering why I was laughing so hard, but I'm really glad she didn't ask...

:puke8:
RugerShooter
02-14-2007, 07:30 PM
Why would you share a story like that??????????????????? :roflol: :roflol:
sparker1
02-14-2007, 07:50 PM
Why would you share a story like that??????????????????? :roflol: :roflol:

Why not? Especially if you use your buddy's name.
americanhero
02-15-2007, 03:22 AM
Oh my gosh!! :eek2:
I was nearly laying on the floor and couldn't stop laughing. Luckily, I haven't read it while I was at work. :mrgreen:
DiscGo
02-15-2007, 04:31 AM
Why not? Especially if you use your buddy's name. :roflol:
JP
02-15-2007, 06:05 AM
That was some detailed story :roflol: