Spacey astronaut

[donny h]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070206/ap_on_re_us/astronaut_arrested

"During a check of the parking lot, an officer followed Nowak and watched her throw away a bag containing the wig and BB gun. They also found a steel mallet, a 4-inch folding knife, rubber tubing, $600 and garbage bags..."

Okay, Ms. Nowak. I understand. Mostly. Kinda.

But, what, exactly, is the rubber tubing for?

[Sombeech]

:lol8:

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070206/capt.wxs12102060221.astronaut_arrested_wxs121.jpg

[Iceaxe]

Sounds like I might have missed out on the opportunity to be the first to fornicate in space. :ne_nau:

Yeah.... most of us have boinked crazy chicks before... :lol8:

Here are a of couple better pictures of the whack job

http://astro.zeto.czest.pl/astros/442.jpg

http://www.jsc.nasa.gov/Bios/portraits/nowak.jpg

[R]

Sometimes the seemingly golden people can have terrible breakdowns (Margot Kidder also comes to mind.) It just goes to show that we are all human, we are all vulnerable, and we all have the devil inside.

The Devil Inside by INXS...

Here come the woman
With the look in her eye
Raised on leather
With flesh on her mind
Words as weapons sharper than knives
Makes you wonder how the other half die
Other half die
Here come the man
With the look in his eye
Fed on nothing
But full of pride
Look at them go
Look at them kick
Makes you wonder how the other half live

The devil inside
The devil inside
Every single one of us the devil inside

The devil inside
The devil inside
Every single one of us the devil inside

Here come the world
With the look in its eye
Future uncertain but certainly slight
Look at the faces
Listen to the bells
Its hard to believe we need a place called hell

[Iceaxe]

Sounds like ol' William Oefelein was a bit of a player.

I'm guessing this isn't going to be good for his career either. I have a feeling that NASA frowns on poking fellow married astronauts and bringing a negative spotlight on the program. It just doesn't play well for an agency that gets most its funding through image.

Gordon Cooper: You know what makes this bird go up? FUNDING makes this bird go up.

Gus Grissom: He's right. No bucks, no Buck Rogers.

http://www.spacefacts.de/more/astronauts/photo/oefelein_william_1.jpg

[Jaxx]

why did she throw away $600. That just proves that she is stupid.

[Win]

This is really joining the Mile High Club!

Win

[Sombeech]

Sick Twist to the story

Did you know she wore a diaper while driving cross country to get this chick?

Apparently, she didn't want to have to stop to go to the restrooms. She was that much in a hurry to attack this lady!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek2:

[Iceaxe]

This just reaffirms my belief that all chick's are crazy. :five:

[Scott Card]

Sick Twist to the story

Did you know she wore a diaper while driving cross country to get this chick?

Apparently, she didn't want to have to stop to go to the restrooms. She was that much in a hurry to attack this lady!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek2:

No biggie. She has been in space. What do you think all that space junk is?.... folded up Depends. (And you thought it was chuncks of ice :haha: )

[DiscGo]

The Devil Inside by INXS...

INXS Kick was my first album.

[tanya]

This just reaffirms my belief that all chick's are crazy. :five:

I read that men like those crazy types. They think they will get wild, uninhibed sex. She sure seems willing to go the extra mile. She might be the catch of a lifetime. :five:

[Scott Card]

This just reaffirms my belief that all chick's are crazy. :five:

I read that men like those crazy types. They think they will get wild, uninhibed sex. She sure seems willing to go the extra mile. She might be the catch of a lifetime. :five:

Nope. Particularly now that I know she smells of urine

[Iceaxe]

I read that men like those crazy types. They think they will get wild, uninhibed sex.

With women and sex its the quite ones that will spring a real surprise on ya...... :nod:

....One of these days I should write a book :lol8: :2thumbs:

[savanna3313]

This just reaffirms my belief that all chick's are crazy. :five:

That's because (unless you are gay) all we have to deal with in life is MEN and that's enough to make anyone crazy!!! :crazy:

[savanna3313]

I just figure that Oefelein must pack an extra special kind of pocket rocket that made this lady go off the way she did. :naughty: To date, I haven't found a man worth killing someone over. :haha:

[tanya]

I read that men like those crazy types. They think they will get wild, uninhibed sex.

With women and sex its the quite ones that will spring a real surprise on ya...... :nod:

....One of these days I should write a book :lol8: :2thumbs:

My guess it she is the quiet type. It's the media making all the noise. :nod:

[tanya]

I just figure that Oefelein must pack an extra special kind of pocket rocket that made this lady go off the way she did. :naughty: To date, I haven't found a man worth killing someone over. :haha:


Some men got it! :naughty: :five:

[greyhair biker]

I just figure that Oefelein must pack an extra special kind of pocket rocket that made this lady go off the way she did. :naughty: To date, I haven't found a man worth killing someone over. :haha:


Some men got it! :naughty: :five:
...and some men want you to find out who they are :naughty: