Dirk

[DirkHammergate]

Yea, I'm back for good. Commence praise, love, and glory in my general direction along with how bad you all missed me. Shower me with the well deserved attention I need/want/should always have from this little band of malcontents.

Yes, yes, I love each and eeeevery one of you.

xxoo

Dirk

[accadacca]

Welcome back sledgehammer! Hows life?

[Iceaxe]

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[DirkHammergate]

Welcome back sledgehammer! Hows life?

Mmmm, its getting better and better each day, its good enough to slap on the Ziggy Stardust alter ego, that's saying something.

Actually have been thinking about making an appearance for a couple weeks, seems to be moving a little more these days.

Thanks and I'll probably stay pretty active here. Its a great forum.

[DirkHammergate]

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MMMmmmm, she/he's a beauty, perfect Hammer material, 10 cents on the dollar and I could flip her/him for a profit. Oh yea..

[DirkHammergate]

MMMmmmm, she/he's a beauty, perfect Hammer material, 10 cents on the dollar and I could flip her/him for a profit. Oh yea..

Your lives all just got exponentially better thanks to me. There is plenty more good material in my semi empty noggin. Just keep bringing it Ice.

[accadacca]

Mmmm, its getting better and better each day, its good enough to slap on the Ziggy Stardust alter ego, that's saying something.

Actually have been thinking about making an appearance for a couple weeks, seems to be moving a little more these days.

Thanks and I'll probably stay pretty active here. Its a great forum.
Good to hear, you big brute. We've been missing your warm pimp fur coat. :five: Seriously though, good to hear man. :cool2:

[DirkHammergate]

Good to hear, you big brute. We've been missing your warm pimp fur coat. :five: Seriously though, good to hear man. :cool2:

Big Brute, I haven't been called that since, well, damn, never.... the fur is history along with the cat, my dog (that one hurts), she got the bong, I got the ceramic pipe, I got almost all of the camping gear (that ruled), but in the end she got most of it, its cool. We did split the porn, I demanded the Jenna Jameson girl on girl porn scene of the year 2004. That was a close one but I held my ground...

[accadacca]

I demanded the Jenna Jameson girl on girl porn scene of the year 2004. That was a close one but I held my ground...
:lol8: :getiton: :lol8:

[greyhair biker]

pretty awesome dude ! Glad your back - the newbys on here dont know what theyre in for! :bootyshake: :popcorn: :five: :rockon: :lol8:

[DirkHammergate]

pretty awesome dude ! Glad your back - the newbys on here dont know what theyre in for! :bootyshake: :popcorn: :five: :rockon: :lol8:

Thanks, in actuality anyone who knows me, knows I'm just a puddy tat that loves to be petted, stroked, and paid attention too. Thus the ZiggyStardust get up. I actually got invited to a rockin New Years Party that seems to always devolve into nudity in hot-tubs around 2 AM each year. I'm calling 2007 the "Year of Opportunity" hopefully it starts off with a bang.

[tanya]

How many pimps are on this site :mrgreen:


I'm scared! :eek2:

[DirkHammergate]

How many pimps are on this site :mrgreen:


I'm scared! :eek2:

Just me, just Dirk, just the Hammer.

Wait, I think Sombeech pimp'd out his cat once, yeah, make that Two pimps plus two more in the 3rd person.

[tanya]

How many pimps are on this site :mrgreen:


I'm scared! :eek2:

Just me, just Dirk, just the Hammer.

Wait, I think Sombeech pimp'd out his cat once, yeah, make that Two pimps plus two more in the 3rd person.


Yeah, we don't count Pimp Dog --- Shane :lol8:

[Heather]

I don't know you, but ummm welcome back. Does a newbie have such an honor of welcoming a pimp back? Ah well, who cares. :p

[Sombeech]

Does a newbie have such an honor of welcoming a pimp back?

You're female. Dirk will let you welcome him anytime.

[Heather]

Does a newbie have such an honor of welcoming a pimp back?

You're female. Dirk will let you welcome him anytime.

Garsh...I'm not going to respect myself in the morning since I replied to this thread...am I? :)

[Iceaxe]

I actually got invited to a rockin New Years Party that seems to always devolve into nudity in hot-tubs around 2 AM each year.

Just remember.... if you fart it's called a jacuzzi....

http://www.neatorama.com/images/2006-05/redneck-hot-tub-2.jpg

[DirkHammergate]

Does a newbie have such an honor of welcoming a pimp back?

You're female. Dirk will let you welcome him anytime.

Garsh...I'm not going to respect myself in the morning since I replied to this thread...am I? :)

It depends, responding is usually where the fun begins and Sombeech is right I'm a sucker for 51 percent of this world's populace.

[LJ]

Oh LoveHammer - Are you really back this time or are you going to break this girl's heart again by leaving? It is just not close to as much fun around here without you!

LJ

[tanya]

Oh LoveHammer - Are you really back this time or are you going to break this girl's heart again by leaving? It is just not close to as much fun around here without you!

LJ

Tell us more :rockon:

[DirkHammergate]

Oh LoveHammer - Are you really back this time or are you going to break this girl's heart again by leaving? It is just not close to as much fun around here without you!

LJ

Yes I'm back from moving twice/just getting out from a couple fox holes. Good to hear from LJ, she rules.

[tanya]

Oh LoveHammer - Are you really back this time or are you going to break this girl's heart again by leaving? It is just not close to as much fun around here without you!

LJ

Yes I'm back from moving twice/just getting out from a couple fox holes. Good to hear from LJ, she rules.

Yes! LJ is a major hottie :hail2thechief: :2thumbs:

Fox holes? Is that divorce or other troubles?

[DirkHammergate]

Oh LoveHammer - Are you really back this time or are you going to break this girl's heart again by leaving? It is just not close to as much fun around here without you!

LJ

Yes I'm back from moving twice/just getting out from a couple fox holes. Good to hear from LJ, she rules.

Yes! LJ is a major hottie :hail2thechief: :2thumbs:

Fox holes? Is that divorce or other troubles?

The divorce, everything else seems on the up and up. Hey, you're both in SW Utah right? I'll make it a two for one Hammer special and yes, LJ is fine... very fine.

[tanya]

Oh LoveHammer - Are you really back this time or are you going to break this girl's heart again by leaving? It is just not close to as much fun around here without you!

LJ

Yes I'm back from moving twice/just getting out from a couple fox holes. Good to hear from LJ, she rules.

Yes! LJ is a major hottie :hail2thechief: :2thumbs:

Fox holes? Is that divorce or other troubles?

The divorce, everything else seems on the up and up. Hey, you're both in SW Utah right? I'll make it a two for one Hammer special and yes, LJ is fine... very fine.

~big smile~ We are... both on different sides of Zion. I think SLC has more than enough women to keep you happy. :bud: :rockon: You don't get to go and play with your kids for Christmas? How old are your kids?

We have shocker guns here among the mass of other toys to play with today. I was winning every game and had not been shocked. Then the little one took me on, so I was nice. Dang little sucker turned it on HIGH... :eek2: :eek2: :eek2:

[tanya]

This is funny.. :lol8:

BEFORE and AFTER MARRIAGE
Before - You take my breath away.
After - I feel like I'm suffocating.

Before - Twice a night.
After - Twice a month.

Before - She loves the way I take control of a Situation.
After - She called me a controlling, manipulative, egomaniac.

Before - Ricky & Lucy.
After - Fred & Ethel.

Before - Saturday Night Live.
After - Monday Night Football.

Before - He makes me feel like a million dollars.
After - If I had a dime for every stupid thing he's done...

Before - Don't Stop.
After - Don't Start.

Before - The Sound of Music.
After - The Sound of Silence.

Before - Is that all you are eating?
After - Maybe you should just have a salad, honey.

Before - Wheel of Fortune.
After - Jeopardy.

Before - It's like living a dream.
After - It's living a nightmare.

Before - $60/dozen.
After - $1.50/stem.

Before - Turbocharged.
After - Needs a jump-start.

Before - We agree on everything!
After - Doesn't she have a mind of her own?

Before - Victoria's Secret.
After - Fruit of the Loom.

Before - Feathers & handcuffs.
After - Ball and chain.

Before - Idol.
After - Idle.

Before - He's lost without me.
After - Why can't he ask for directions?

Before - When together, time stands still.
After - This relationship is going nowhere.

Before - Croissants and cappuccino.
After - Bagels and instant coffee.

Before - Oysters.
After - Fishsticks.

Before - I can hardly believe we found each other.
After - How the hell did I end up with someone like you?

Before - Romeo and Juliet.
After - Bill and Hillary. :roflol:

[DirkHammergate]

Oh LoveHammer - Are you really back this time or are you going to break this girl's heart again by leaving? It is just not close to as much fun around here without you!

LJ

Yes I'm back from moving twice/just getting out from a couple fox holes. Good to hear from LJ, she rules.

Yes! LJ is a major hottie :hail2thechief: :2thumbs:

Fox holes? Is that divorce or other troubles?

The divorce, everything else seems on the up and up. Hey, you're both in SW Utah right? I'll make it a two for one Hammer special and yes, LJ is fine... very fine.

~big smile~ We are... both on different sides of Zion. I think SLC has more than enough women to keep you happy. :bud: :rockon: You don't get to go and play with your kids for Christmas? How old are your kids?

We have shocker guns here among the mass of other toys to play with today. I was winning every game and had not been shocked. Then the little one took me on, so I was nice. Dang little sucker turned it on HIGH... :eek2: :eek2: :eek2:

Yep, I get them in an hour for the rest of Xmas, I can't wait to play with their toys!

[tanya]

Let us know what toys you get to play with. :naughty:



You can tell us what the kids got too. :mrgreen:

[Wasatch Rebel]

Hammergate, I hope you stick around long enough to get your butt kicked in fantasy basketball next year! How's it goin' man?

[DirkHammergate]

Hammergate, I hope you stick around long enough to get your butt kicked in fantasy basketball next year! How's it goin' man?

Thanks, I'll get back in. Things are going pretty well. XMas was waay better than I thought.

[Iceaxe]

XMas was waay better than I thought.

So.... I guess that means ya got the hooker I sent over?

:haha:

[tanya]

XMas was waay better than I thought.

So.... I guess that means ya got the hooker I sent over?

:haha:


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That was so good :lol8:

[DirkHammergate]

XMas was waay better than I thought.

So.... I guess that means ya got the hooker I sent over?

:haha:

Naw, must have missed her.... and besides the pimp type apparel, I at least need some conversation before, maybe a cup of coffee, etc....