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Iceaxe
12-22-2006, 12:02 PM
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, nonaddictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter/summer solstice holiday, practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that it is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you accept the following terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Disclaimer: No trees were harmed in the sending of this message; however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced. Your mileage may vary.

:wavey:

david staub
12-22-2006, 12:09 PM
that must have really hurt!

What most of us enjoy about you is that you pull no punches in saying what you think.

But, Merry Christmas to you, too.

tanya
12-22-2006, 12:31 PM
that must have really hurt!

What most of us enjoy about you is that you pull no punches in saying what you think.

But, Merry Christmas to you, too.


So true -- for those of us that like that sort of guy :cool2:

It's just what he is thinking that is scarey :eek2:

Scott Card
12-22-2006, 12:35 PM
I think I understood every word of that. Where'd you get that? Have you been peeking into my files lately? :haha:

Iceaxe
12-22-2006, 01:02 PM
Yeah.... what candyass retarded midget wrote that steaming bowl of male bovine excrement..... :lol8:

R
12-22-2006, 01:03 PM
Yeah.... what candyass retarded midget wrote that steaming bowl of male bovine excrement..... :lol8:

Been teaching my 14-year-old son to use the word "bullspit."

Sombeech
12-22-2006, 01:07 PM
Oh, the white man is so overprotective.

Iceaxe
12-22-2006, 01:08 PM
:lol8:

tanya
12-22-2006, 01:32 PM
What a sweet couple :2thumbs:

Iceaxe
12-22-2006, 02:22 PM
What a sweet couple :2thumbs:

Guess who is the nice one?

:haha:

tanya
12-25-2006, 06:51 AM
What a sweet couple :2thumbs:

Guess who is the nice one?

:haha:

I am hoping it's not you :naughty:

marc olivares
12-25-2006, 12:52 PM
merry Chrismaquanzikuah.... :2thumbs:

greyhair biker
12-27-2006, 10:37 PM
well - MELE KALIKIMAKA to you braddah!