You Know It's Christmas When...

[moabfool]

...you've been eating beef jerky all morning then wonder why the cookie you just bit into has a smoky, tangy flavor.

Give us your answer. You now it's Christmas when...

[tanya]

My resolve to avoid any Christmas-related paraphinalia from stores is weakening...

[accadacca]

Paper plates all over the kitchen from the neighbors. Lots of treats and munchies flying...

[Scott Card]

Your wife mentions the number of presents she has for you and you realize you have 3 days to start and finish shopping, all the while, clients are beating your door down with "emergencies". :eek1: Humbug

[icthys]

I had to take a break from work to go to the store to get some milk for the chocolate on chocolate on chocolate cupcakes brought in this morning.

[accadacca]

Things I experienced today.

Its snowing at my house...

People flip you off over a parking spot... :frustrated: :lol8:

[accadacca]

Wife is off shopping...

Both my boys are sleeping...

acca is eating chocolate and surfing the web... :cool2:

[Iceaxe]

You Know It's Christmas When...

All the girls at the strip club are wearing cute little Santa outfits :lol8:

http://www.spencersonline.com/images/spencers/products/processed/00551143.detail.a.jpg

[greyhair biker]

You Know It's Christmas When...

All the girls at the strip club are wearing cute little Santa outfits :lol8:

http://www.spencersonline.com/images/spencers/products/processed/00551143.detail.a.jpg
Oh Santa Baby!! -
its christmas here when the house smells like cinnamon candy...

[Iceaxe]

This might be considered re-gifting.... but I don't really care, it gets me in the holiday spirt. :haha:

http://nonk.nonk.info/pages2/pics/christmas/christmas_17.jpg

http://nonk.nonk.info/pages2/pics/christmas/christmas_31.jpg

http://nonk.nonk.info/pages2/pics/christmas/christmas_23.jpg

[greyhair biker]

This might be considered re-gifting.... but I don't really care, it gets me in the holiday spirt. :haha:

http://nonk.nonk.info/pages2/pics/christmas/christmas_17.jpg

http://nonk.nonk.info/pages2/pics/christmas/christmas_31.jpg

http://nonk.nonk.info/pages2/pics/christmas/christmas_23.jpg
...mamas christmas is from Fredricks this year eh? :naughty:

[Iceaxe]

...mamas christmas is from Fredricks this year eh? :naughty:

Mama always gets at least one hot item for Christmas..... I make sure to give it to her in front of her parents and brothers every year... Last year is was a set of butterfly crotchless panties...

http://www.fredericks.com/images/5/52430_91_lrg_a_4600.jpg

It was pretty dang funny.... the wife is hurriedly trying to shove them back in the package before anyone gets a really good look and her mother is grabbing and trying to see what her sweet daughter got...

Sometimes I'm a real ass :lol8:

[savanna3313]

...mamas christmas is from Fredricks this year eh? :naughty:


Sometimes I'm a real ass :lol8:

Sometimes??????

:lol8:

[greyhair biker]

:roflol: :roflol: :roflol: :popcorn: --NOW, you want real quality...the new Victorias' Secret catalogue...NICE stuff...but they dont call it crotchless...they have more taste than that....although, I dont really remember what they call it 'cause I dont read the catalogues much, I just know what I like :naughty:

[tanya]

Paper plates all over the kitchen from the neighbors. Lots of treats and munchies flying...

We keep getting those too. Mormons love to bake! :2thumbs:

[tanya]

I had to take a break from work to go to the store to get some milk for the chocolate on chocolate on chocolate cupcakes brought in this morning.

'Tis the season for goodies. :popcorn:

[tanya]

I found what I want for Christmas :lol8:

http://www.leviathanstudios.com/figures/kirk/mskirk0.jpg

[tanya]

Merry Christmas Everyone

:ahh: :ahh: :ahh:

http://www.happylandtreefarms.com/santasleigh.JPG

[Iceaxe]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b301/Christy4you/owned-1.jpg

[DirkHammergate]

[quote="Iceaxe"]
Mama always gets at least one hot item for Christmas..... I make sure to give it to her in front of her parents and brothers every year... Last year is was a set of butterfly crotchless panties...

http://www.fredericks.com/images/5/52430_91_lrg_a_4600.jpg



I just dropped off my boys and now wrapping the rest of the gifts for tomorrow, "ahem" alone for the first time in a dozen years and hot panties always got into the stocking... What are you trying to do to the Hammer?

[tanya]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b301/Christy4you/owned-1.jpg

Yes Master.... :naughty:

[Iceaxe]

alone for the first time in a dozen years and hot panties always got into the stocking... What are you trying to do to the Hammer?

Dang.... your not very good at being single yet..... your supposed to hook up with some hot chick in the same boat you are in and drench your loneliness making wild monkey love......








.... and then tell us all about it tomorrow, preferably with pictures.

:2thumbs:

[DirkHammergate]

Dang.... your not very good at being single yet..... your supposed to hook up with some hot chick in the same boat you are in and drench your loneliness making wild monkey love......








.... and then tell us all about it tomorrow, preferably with pictures.

:2thumbs:

Where is Heather?

[DirkHammergate]

Dang.... your not very good at being single yet..... your supposed to hook up with some hot chick in the same boat you are in and drench your loneliness making wild monkey love......








.... and then tell us all about it tomorrow, preferably with pictures.

:2thumbs:

Where is Heather?

Tanya is a 4 1/2 hour drive...

[tanya]

Dang.... your not very good at being single yet..... your supposed to hook up with some hot chick in the same boat you are in and drench your loneliness making wild monkey love......








.... and then tell us all about it tomorrow, preferably with pictures.

:2thumbs:

Where is Heather?

Tanya is a 4 1/2 hour drive...

But so worth it :lol8:

[DirkHammergate]

Dang.... your not very good at being single yet..... your supposed to hook up with some hot chick in the same boat you are in and drench your loneliness making wild monkey love......








.... and then tell us all about it tomorrow, preferably with pictures.

:2thumbs:

Where is Heather?

Tanya is a 4 1/2 hour drive...

But so worth it :lol8:

I'll keep it in mind for my Feb SW Utah trip.

[tanya]

Dang.... your not very good at being single yet..... your supposed to hook up with some hot chick in the same boat you are in and drench your loneliness making wild monkey love......








.... and then tell us all about it tomorrow, preferably with pictures.

:2thumbs:

Where is Heather?

Tanya is a 4 1/2 hour drive...

But so worth it :lol8:

I'll keep it in mind for my Feb SW Utah trip.


Heck.. the offer is only good for tonight. :lol8: Was that ever an offer anyway :mrgreen: !?!?!?!

[DirkHammergate]

Dang.... your not very good at being single yet..... your supposed to hook up with some hot chick in the same boat you are in and drench your loneliness making wild monkey love......








.... and then tell us all about it tomorrow, preferably with pictures.

:2thumbs:

Where is Heather?

Tanya is a 4 1/2 hour drive...

But so worth it :lol8:

I'll keep it in mind for my Feb SW Utah trip.


Heck.. the offer is only good for tonight. :lol8: Was that ever an offer anyway :mrgreen: !?!?!?!

Please a one night only for DirkHammegate? I'll see you in Feb...

[tanya]

Please a one night only for DirkHammegate? I'll see you in Feb...

You will have to forgive my lack of worship, but I am pretty new to posting in here. Tell us ladies about DirkHammegate. :friday:

[Sombeech]

You will have to forgive my lack of worship, but I am pretty new to posting in here. Tell us ladies about DirkHammegate. :friday:

Tha Hamma. The ultimate online pimp. Recently divorced, and ready for action.

[tanya]

You will have to forgive my lack of worship, but I am pretty new to posting in here. Tell us ladies about DirkHammegate. :friday:

Tha Hamma. The ultimate online pimp. Recently divorced, and ready for action.

noun: someone who procures customers for whores
verb: arrange for sexual partners for others

According to this he sets you guys up and gets nothing for himself. :nod:

[tanya]

Whew! 90 minutes to open all those gifts....... what a mess! I got camping booties (that will be great for those 2 weeks on the river this winter!) and wine from Bo! Cool stuff! He even made Nikki scream when she opened her present from him. Hiking partners are the best! :2thumbs:

This place is toy paradise. So much for my goal of not going commercial. We both slipped this year. ... big time! :mrgreen:

What did everyone get?

[greyhair biker]

I got a Canon ELPH powershot550 7meg camera and the Canon SEPLHY CP510 compact photo printer, a clinometer for the Jeep and a Palm wireless keyboard...a gadget christmas!! SO, now when I figure out the camera I'll have better pics to post :haha:

[tanya]

I got a Canon ELPH powershot550 7meg camera and the Canon SEPLHY CP510 compact photo printer, a clinometer for the Jeep and a Palm wireless keyboard...a gadget christmas!! SO, now when I figure out the camera I'll have better pics to post :haha:


:2thumbs: Your old ones were great. This is be good.

[greyhair biker]

...Actually, I'll probably take alot of crappy pictures until I figure out the camera :lol8:

[tanya]

...Actually, I'll probably take alot of crappy pictures until I figure out the camera :lol8:


Those 7mp cameras --- you just point and shoot and MAGIC!

[DickHead]

Paper plates all over the kitchen from the neighbors. Lots of treats and munchies flying...

Not around these parts. We were wholly ignored by our neighborhood. Fine by me.

[tanya]

Paper plates all over the kitchen from the neighbors. Lots of treats and munchies flying...

Not around these parts. We were wholly ignored by our neighborhood. Fine by me.

My town has a population of 500... so its one of those.... everyone loves everyone kind of places. :feelgood: Every Mormon on our street drops of goodies... :kickit: granted its a very small street..... the others knocking are mostly friends of the kids. As your kids grow.... you will see the change. The locals left me alone until I had kids too.

[greyhair biker]

Paper plates all over the kitchen from the neighbors. Lots of treats and munchies flying...

Not around these parts. We were wholly ignored by our neighborhood. Fine by me.

My town has a population of 500... so its one of those.... everyone loves everyone kind of places. :feelgood: Every Mormon on our street drops of goodies... :kickit: granted its a very small street..... the others knocking are mostly friends of the kids. As your kids grow.... you will see the change. The locals left me alone until I had kids too.
We got goodies EVERY day for the past week - not complaining - I like my goodies! good thing I worked my ass of this week so Id have room to put it :lol8:

[tanya]

I get to take photos like this :nod:

[greyhair biker]

I have to say again - what a cutie!

[accadacca]

We have been putting together legos for days now. My wife is the project forewoman and I am a laborer. I have nearly been written up a couple times over my building practices. You see, if you use the white pieces instead of the gray it messes everything up. Cant you read the blueprints? :roflol: Man though, these legos are addicting...we have a cool little city now. :popcorn:

[greyhair biker]

...I have a CRAPLOAD of old leggos from years gone by that Id like to unload---any takers? :ne_nau:

[accadacca]

...I have a CRAPLOAD of old leggos from years gone by that Id like to unload---any takers? :ne_nau:
You'd better believe it! When we get together for that lunch this month you can hand over the goods. :lol8:

[accadacca]

I get to take photos like this :nod:
She looks just like my wife at that age. My wife and I are looking at this amazed. She is really hoping for a girl next time and she may end up looking a lot like your girl. Crazy! My wife says she is a very cute little girl. :nod: :2thumbs:

[tanya]

I get to take photos like this :nod:
She looks just like my wife at that age. My wife and I are looking at this amazed. She is really hoping for a girl next time and she may end up looking a lot like your girl. Crazy! My wife says she is a very cute little girl. :nod: :2thumbs:

Good taste in your wife. :2thumbs: Kyra is the one in the family that does not look like either of us. :eek2: Summer, the dark headed one, looks just like me and the other three look like their dad.