What Christmas present should the above poster receive?

[Iceaxe]

GO!

[tanya]

GO!


Hmmmm... you have a wife, 10 years younger than you, that is a stripper and had the biggest breast of all those you considered making your wife. I don't think you should get anything else for Xmas.

Sorry :ne_nau:

[rockgremlin]

20 mins alone with the hottest guy on this forum

[Brewhaha]

Merry Christmas

[live2ride]

A Rusty Trombone :bootyshake: :roflol:

[Iceaxe]

You folks are mean.... I was going to wish for world peace..... but now you are all getting coal

[tanya]

20 mins alone with the hottest guy on this forum


Can we have a poll to decide who that is. :popcorn:

[Sombeech]

20 mins alone with the hottest guy on this forum


Can we have a poll to decide who that is. :popcorn:

Your wish is granted.

http://uutah.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=4097

[savanna3313]

Beer Belt
Never be thirsty again!!

Hold a six-pack without your hands! Our fully adjustable beer belt allows for hands free convenience while keeping your precious beer at no further than an arm

[Iceaxe]

:lol8: :lol8: :lol8: :lol8:

I've been eyeballing a beer belt for years :2thumbs:

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[savanna3313]

:lol8: :lol8: :lol8: :lol8:

I've been eyeballing a beer belt for years :2thumbs:



Well.....it was a toss up between the beer belt and a Christmas sweatshirt that read: I'm not Santa, but you can sit on my lap anyway!

:haha:

[greyhair biker]

So if your Santa do you give moustache rides for free?? :ne_nau: AND he already gets anyone to sit on his lap...dirtyoleman..
....SO who is goin gto be brave and suggest someone for the hot guy poll??

[savanna3313]

So if your Santa do you give moustache rides for free?? :ne_nau: AND he already gets anyone to sit on his lap...dirtyoleman..
....SO who is goin gto be brave and suggest someone for the hot guy poll??

I think all the guys here are hot in one way or another. :2thumbs: Those who are a little older and show a little grey in their hair may have an extra edge. :naughty:

[greyhair biker]

spoken like a true southern girl! :haha: :popcorn: love it! :wink:

[tanya]

spoken like a true southern girl! :haha: :popcorn: love it! :wink:

:roflol: You are just saying that because it's obvious she thinks you are hot..... :twisted: with that grey hair of yours and that teasing nakid' photo of yours.

[greyhair biker]

:help: :haha:

[savanna3313]

spoken like a true southern girl! :haha: :popcorn: love it! :wink:

:roflol: You are just saying that because it's obvious she thinks you are hot..... :twisted: with that grey hair of yours and that teasing nakid' photo of yours.

Aha! I could tell by the look on your face in that photo that you were nekkid under the water! :naughty: I love Jeff Foxworthy's joke: What's the difference between being naked and nekkid? When you're naked, your are just minus clothing. When you're nekkid, you're minus clothing and up to something!

:lol8:

[greyhair biker]

:naughty: always up to something :haha: :bootyshake: