Water Jugs!

[bruce from bryce]

ABOUT DRINKING WATER


The following will probably amaze and startle you.. .




One glass of water shuts down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a University study.

Lack of water is the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.

Preliminary research indicat es tha t 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers.

A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or

Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50% l ess likely to develop bladder cancer.

Are you drinking the amount of water you should every day?

(No kidding, all of the above is true...)

Of course, too much water may have strange side effects.







Now that I have your attention, go get another glass of water! --BUT BE VERY CAREFUL.
an interesting story on water.

[Iceaxe]

:eek2:

I just gave my hot young stripper wife a large bottle of water :nod:

[rockgremlin]

Photoshopped...

[Sombeech]

Photoshopped...

Actually, that chick is Chelsea Charms, famous for her "water container" sizes. So, no photoshop. [/hijack thread]

[resume] Now, how about that water? :nod:

[rockgremlin]

Actually, that chick is Chelsea Charms, famous for her "water container" sizes. So, no photoshop.

I won't ask HOW you know that... :haha:

So then I'm a little confused here...

If they are fake, then why did she get them so damn big?!!

But at the same time, they don't appear real either....

:ne_nau:

[Sombeech]

Actually, that chick is Chelsea Charms, famous for her "water container" sizes. So, no photoshop.

I won't ask HOW you know that... :haha:

So then I'm a little confused here...

If they are fake, then why did she get them so damn big?!!

But at the same time, they don't appear real either....

:ne_nau:

I used to date her too. I had to dump her, because she kept turning my good hammocks into bras.

That's why she's so famous. It's not a "porn trivia" thing, she's also known in hollywood cliques, and other kinds of genres. It's more of an extreme "plastic surgery" trivia that I know who she is.

[Sombeech]

I think I just gave Chelsea Charms a ratings boost on Google and Yahoo image searches. :lol8:

But really, I've received so many duplicate emails with little jokes on her. She's just one of those "icons" that circulate often.

[fourtycal]

:popcorn:

[JimmyD]

I had to dump her, because she kept turning my good hammocks into bras.

:roflol: That's great!

It really looks photoshopped. That is crazy. It looks like she had to make her own bra out of some flannel sheets or something.

[Sombeech]

Lack of water is the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.

So anyhoo....

I was drinking 128 oz of water each day for a week, and it felt pretty good. The caffeine feels great at first, but it puts you into a slump, needing more.

[Iceaxe]

For some strange reason I find its better with pictures..... but...

Chelsea Charms (born March 7, 1976 in Minneapolis-St. Paul, Minnesota) is the stage name of an American big-bust model. She is best known for her extremely large breasts, certainly among the largest in the world and achieved through the use of polypropylene string breast implants. The string implants irritate the breast pocket which, in turn, promotes the production of fluid. The fluid is absorbed by the implant, resulting in continuous, gradual growth of the breast.

Chelsea's bust size is listed as 153XXX; fairly typical of the hugely over-stated stats used by big-busted feature dancers. Her breasts weigh 31 pounds (14 kilograms) each. Because of the nature of her string implants, Chelsea's breasts are continually expanding (by about 25 millimeters a month). Regular visits to her surgeon in Houston to have excess fluid drained are necessary.

Chelsea was a natural D cup and began developing in the fourth grade. She has had breast augmentation surgery three times. The first enlarged her to an E cup. The second to an HH. Both were saline bags. The third surgery implanted the polypropylene string. In some cases of breast augmentation via the polypropylene method, the breasts may grow at different paces or at a dangerously accelerated rate. In her case, they have grown in unison, but their growth rate has steadily slowed over the years. The initial string content was equivalent to 2500cc. Her doctor estimates the growth has increased the size of each breast to over 7000cc.

In recent years, the use of so-called "string" implants such as Chelsea's in breast augmentation surgery has become illegal in the United States. Several other women in the big-bust entertainment industry also have string implants, including Minka and Maxi Mounds (who holds the Guinness World Record for augmented breast size).

When asked if her back hurts, she replied, "No, but exercise is the key." She loves to read, averaging about one book a week. Her favorite authors are Ha Jin, Anne Rice and Charles Dickens.

In her appearance at the 2005 Adult Entertainment Expo and on her website Chelsea announced that her breasts had reached 10,000 cc each.

[Udink]

Photoshopped...
It's definitely photoshopped. See how brightly the flash reflects off her face and right sleeve? Well, wouldn't it reflect off those jugs just as brightly, especially considering that they're much closer to the camera? There are a couple of other things that just don't look right, but that's the big tip-off.

[Sombeech]

:eek2: and I thought I was cool by just knowing her name.

Well, it's official. This is the Chelsea Charms thread.

Let's be careful, I've got my finger hovering over the M0d3R@TE button.


http://uutah.com/forum/files/moderated.gif

[savanna3313]

Ok....just one question......where is the male equivalent of Ms Water Jugs??? :ne_nau:


:popcorn:

[Iceaxe]

Ok....just one question......where is the male equivalent of Ms Water Jugs???

Did I hear someone call my name????

:lol8:

:popcorn:

[Sombeech]

Ok....just one question......where is the male equivalent of Ms Water Jugs??? :ne_nau:

Currently, I am in Ogden, but later tonight I will be in Clinton.

Boy oh boy, does my back hurt from hauling these things around.

[savanna3313]

Ok....just one question......where is the male equivalent of Ms Water Jugs???

Did I hear someone call my name????

:lol8:

:popcorn:

I doubt it. :roll: Unless you've got photographic proof.

:popcorn:

[Iceaxe]

Here ya go....

http://uutah.com/forum/files/moderated.gif

:roflol:

[savanna3313]

Ok....just one question......where is the male equivalent of Ms Water Jugs??? :ne_nau:

Currently, I am in Ogden, but later tonight I will be in Clinton.

Boy oh boy, does my back hurt from hauling these things around.

I'd ask your for photographic proof as well, but you'd only moderate yourself! :roflol:

[savanna3313]

Here ya go....

http://uutah.com/forum/files/moderated.gif

:roflol:


:bootyshake:

[Sombeech]

That's actually my natural posture. I have to counter balance the weight... OK, now I'm getting stupid.

[savanna3313]

That's actually pretty funny....... :lol8:

btw.... I think that photo is just too much! :2thumbs: For some reason, I keep thinking about a movie I saw as a kid about the Royal Canadian Mounted Police and the hero of the movie looked a lot like your picture. :nod: I miss the Nacho Libre comparison shot!

[Sombeech]

I miss the Nacho Libre comparison shot!

I was afraid people were going to get annoyed because it took up a little space on the screen.

Maybe I'll bring it back....

[Iceaxe]

I was afraid people were going to get annoyed because it took up a little space on the screen.

You were correct the first time..... making me do a bunch of scrolling is annoying..... it was funny for a while, but I was happy when you took it down.

:cool2:

[Sombeech]

but I was happy when you took it down.

OK, I guess I'll put it back up then. :lol8:

[Windwalker]

The Discovery Channel had a two hour special on last night, something about men's AND women's fascination with breast cleavage. Chelsea Charms was spotlighted. I've never seen so many over sized perfectly shaped boobs. What's the fascination with something that's really just false advertising.

I'm definitely a T&A observer and on occasion get caught by my wife. She'll elbow me in the ribs, tells me to wipe my chin off and then tells me which ones are real and which are not real. I'm such a lucky man. :lol8:

[Wasatch Rebel]

No matter how much water Chelsea drinks, her back's gotta hurt. :haha:

[derstuka]

No matter how much water Chelsea drinks, her back's gotta hurt. :haha:

Exactly, talk to her in about ten years and see if she is in a wheelchair or not.