Ice School of Wife Training

[Iceaxe]

I am often asked, "Ice, how is that you have a hot young stripper wife who caters to your every whim?" Well lads, the secret is I sent her to Wife Training..... and now to help you all out I am opening a new school

Ice's School of Wife Training

Class Sign-up

1. Silence, the Final Frountier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game

5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.

6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His

7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.

8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking

9. Communication SKills III: gettings What you Want Withouth Nagging

10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire

11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up

12. Introduction to Parking

13. Advanced Parking: Backing into a Space

14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat

15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter

16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption

17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People

18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully

19. PMS: Your Problem ... Not His

20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To

21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have

22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occrrence Only Women Notice

23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing it All Together

24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both

25. TV Remotes: For Men Only

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[savanna3313]

You forgot a course: How to live with a "TOOL" :lol8:

Damn - I'd register to attend just for the fun of watching a bunch of women get together and kick your ass.........

:roflol:

[Iceaxe]

Damn.... the line of those wanting to kick my ass is pretty long.....

You better bring a sack lunch and a good book becuase you'll be waiting a while :lol8:

[savanna3313]

Damn.... the line of those wanting to kick my ass is pretty long.....

You better bring a sack lunch and a good book becuase you'll be waiting a while :lol8:

Some things are worth waiting for......... :2thumbs:

[accadacca]

4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game :nod: :five:

[capn_blasto]

I am often asked, "Ice, how is that you have a hot young stripper wife who caters to your every whim?"

Mrgmph! Ye of the photo apparatus...where might I find an image of her unclothed form? Preferably in a canyon...hyar hyar! I mean, ARRrrr! - does she have a website? Still strippin' - bet ye've a mighty byte-laden chest o' photoze- git ta postin', Ice!

[Iceaxe]

Mrgmph! Ye of the photo apparatus...where might I find an image of her unclothed form? Preferably in a canyon...hyar hyar! I mean, ARRrrr! - does she have a website? Still strippin' - bet ye've a mighty byte-laden chest o' photoze- git ta postin', Ice!

:popcorn:

[capn_blasto]

Rrrrr. Not much of a stripper...keeps her little yellies on the whole time. Kinda small, too. T'aint nothin' I'd be callin' "hot" meself. don't look too young, neither. ah well, we all like t'hae some fantasy in life....

[Iceaxe]

Thought I'd bump a fantastic thread with some new video

Ice's School of Wife Training
http://67.18.152.106/videos7/060520-school-home-training-for-wife-video.wmv

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[DickHead]

My favorite charity....
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:naughty:

[tanya]

I am often asked, "Ice, how is that you have a hot young stripper wife who caters to your every whim?" Well lads, the secret is I sent her to Wife Training..... and now to help you all out I am opening a new school

Ice's School of Wife Training

Class Sign-up

1. Silence, the Final Frountier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

Unless she is telling you what a magnificent bastard you are. :haha:


2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

Man's job

3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

Who needs new stuff when we look so good in the old stuff? :ne_nau:

4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game

Of course! Fun always comes first! :2thumbs:

5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.

Of course. A women does not need more junk than a man?

6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His

Yes, and ours are ours!

7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.

Crying! Why would anyone ever do that after the age of 10?

8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking

Do you really mean that? We might think too much and all those compliment just might not come out. :haha:

9. Communication SKills III: gettings What you Want Withouth Nagging

Yes, like playing with a man until thrown to the ground and taken advantage of. :nod:

10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire

Eventually? :ne_nau:

11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up

Better yet.. never answer!

12. Introduction to Parking
13. Advanced Parking: Backing into a Space

Sometimes its hard to live up to an ex-pro-car driver! :ne_nau:

Current research says that the part of a woman's brain needed for that does not live up to the males. I am sure we make up for that lack in other ways.

14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter

If those are in the diet.. probably fat. :lol8:

16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption

Really!

17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People

For Sure!

18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully

Always :2thumbs:

19. PMS: Your Problem ... Not His

What's that?

20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To

Fool! I love romantic men who like to dance! Its so SEXY!!!!!

21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have

Yes.... we got it. Just dont use the credit card. :haha:

22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occrrence Only Women Notice

No need to do things if a man does not notice.

23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing it All Together

Yes, do chores quick so there is time for the good stuff. :rockon:

24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both

That's why there are still a few full service stations left. My cashiers know to run out and take the hose out of my vehicles before I drive off with it. 4 times now. :ne_nau:

25. TV Remotes: For Men Only

Of course :naughty: There are far better things to do than to watch TV.

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[Iceaxe]

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[Iceaxe]

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