Redneck pet peeves

[Scott Card]

I love redneck jokes but.....The world, specifically my truck bed, is not your garbage can. (begin rant) I'm driving out of a home improvement store and hear this rattling in the bed of my truck. HUH? I wonder. I didn't put anything there. So I pull off the busy road into a parking lot only to find a bottle with some rotten fowl looking liquid and some paper stuffed in it rolling around my truck bed. I was only in the store for a couple of minutes and some idiot parked next to me emptied his refuse in my truck bed. I guess it could have been worse. It could have been a diaper that these fowl vermin leave in the parking lots. Jees... go back to your living room and fix your transmission and quit leaving crap in my truck bed. (rant over) Any other redneck pet peeves?

[Iceaxe]

:lol8: OWN3D :lol8:

I used to do this in my younger days...... I'm guessing you failed to see the humor in this. Best you visit the Own3d thread

Own3d
http://uutah.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2274

Then take a picture of the garbage in the back of you truck and post it with the words OWN3D...... :lol8:

Best one is tossing an empty beer can into the back of a pickup parked next to you at a stop light waiting for the light to change. You get some really nasty looks..... not like I'd actually know or anything..... I probably shouldn't tell you guys stories like this from my single days.....

:roflol:

[Sombeech]

How about taking a sh*tty car, and making it worse?



http://www.jtruck.net/misc/4x4cars/full/4x4yugo.jpg

[Scott Card]

Shane, At approximately 2:00 p.m. yesterday were you anywhere near Orem? :assault:

[Iceaxe]

:lol8: