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Iceaxe
04-17-2006, 09:13 PM
Hesse says she never get's my jokes so I thought I'd help her out with my Redneck Dictionary. The Spelling Nazi might also wish to brush up :haha:

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1) HEIDI - (noun) - Greeting

2) HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting. Usage: "Heidi, hire yew?"

3) BARD - (verb) - Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow". Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."

4) JAWJUH - (noun) - the state north of Florida. Capitol is Lanner. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck and took it to
Lanner."

5) BAMMER - (noun) - the state west of Jawjuh. Capitol is Berminhayam. Usage: "A tornader jes went through Bammer an' left $20,000,000 in improvments."

6) MUNTS - (noun) - A calendar dvision. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts."

7) THANK - (verb) - Cognitive process. Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a bare."

8) BARE - (noun) - An alcoholic beverage made of barley, hops and yeast. Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a nutter bare."

9) IGNERT - (adjective) - Not smart. See "Arkansas native". Usage: "Them Bammer boys shore are ignert!"

10) RANCH - (noun) - A tool used for tight'nin' bolts. Usage: "Ah thank ah left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."

11) ALL - (noun) - A petroleum-based lubricant. Usage: "Ah shore hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."

12) FAR - (noun) - A conflagration. Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh don't change the all in my pickup truck, that thang's gonna catch far."

13) TAR - (noun) - A rubber wheel. Usage: "Gee, ah hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."

14) TIRE - (noun) - A tall monument. Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, ah shore do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime."

15) RETARD - (verb) - To stop working. Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65."

16) FAT - (noun and verb) - A battle or combat; to engage in battle or combat. Usage: "You younguns keep fat'n, n' ah'm gonna whup yuh."

17) RATS - (noun) - Entitled power or privilege. Usage: "We Southerners are willin' to fat for are rats."

18) CHEER - (adverb) - In this place. Usage: "Jest set that bare rat cheer."

19) FARN - (adjective) - Not domestic. Usage: "I cuddin't unnerstan a wurd he sed... mus be from some farn country."

20) DID - (adjective) - Not alive. Usage: "He's did, Jim."

21) ARE - (noun) - A colorless, odorless gas containing oxygen. Usage: "He cain't breath ... give 'im some are!"

22) BOB WAR - (noun) - A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: "Boy, stay away from that there bob war fence."

23) JEW HERE - (pronoun and verb) - Contraction. Usage: "Jew here that my brother from Jawjuh got a job with that bob war fence cump'ny?

24) HAZE - (pronoun and verb) - A contraction. Usage: "Is Bubba smart? Nah...haze ignert. He ain't thanked but a minnit'n 'is laf."

25) SEED - (verb) - Past tense of "to see". Usage: "Ah ain't never seed Noo Yawk City."

26) VIEW - (verb and pronoun) - Contraction. Usage: "Ah ain't never seed Noo Yawk City ... view?"

27) GUBMINT - (noun) - A bureaucratic institution. Usage: "Them gubmint boys shore is ignert."

28) FIXIN' - (verb) - Preparing to. Usage: "Ah's just fixin' to do that now."

29) JEETJET (complete sentence) - Did you eat yet?

30) YONTEW (complete sentence) - Do you want to?

31) TWIRLY-TWEET (complete sentence) - Too early to eat.

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chickenlicken
04-18-2006, 06:11 AM
Sorry no definitions, but I hear these occasionally in Cache Valley.

Bombfire- bonfire
Ramsack- Ransack
Suposibly- supposedly

I hear the last one at least once a day. Maybe we should get the pronuniaction Nazi to come and kick some "A" up here!

accadacca
04-18-2006, 08:36 AM
Sorry no definitions, but I hear these occasionally in Cache Valley.

Bombfire- bonfire
Ramsack- Ransack
Suposibly- supposedly

I hear the last one at least once a day. Maybe we should get the pronuniaction Nazi to come and kick some "A" up here!
Ahhhh man is this true..... :lol8:

We should make a list of others in Utah.

hesse15
04-18-2006, 11:00 AM
Hesse says she never get's my jokes so I thought I'd help her out with my Redneck Dictionary. The Spelling Nazi might also wish to brush up :haha:

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wo i willtry to print out and try to understand but still seems like chinese to me :nod:
as a 100% blue neck i will do my best and just smile whatever joke you made

savanna3313
04-18-2006, 11:53 AM
We should make a list of others in Utah.

Being a transplant to Utah I have detected certain regions have different "accents" out here. For instance, in the southern part of the state, I have in-laws who pronounce "horse" as "harse" and "corn" as "carn". I'm sure there's more, I just can't think of it now. I also think there are a lot of unusual names that are indiginous to this state such as LaVerle, Verlene, LaVon, and such......lots of "La" something or others and lots of names with "Ver" or "Verl" in them. Reminds me of some of the country names down South. :haha: