PMS Blues

[savanna3313]

For those who suffer, have suffered or have had to endure the suffering vicariously.......... :haha:


http://www.badgirl1.com/PMS.htm

[goofball]

...have had to endure the suffering vicariously.......... :haha:


http://www.badgirl1.com/PMS.htm

so i get home and am practically devoured before i know what is happening :feelgood: and then immediately following climax the sobbing begins. "you aren't attracted to me any more", "you don't think i'm pretty", "do you really love me ?". :eek2: ummmmm... is there a right answer ? and all i want now is :sleeping: , maybe a peanut butter and jelly sandwich first. oh the burdern of being a man.

[Sombeech]

so i get home and am practically devoured before i know what is happening :feelgood: and then immediately following climax the sobbing begins. "you aren't attracted to me any more", "you don't think i'm pretty", "do you really love me ?". :eek2: ummmmm... is there a right answer ? and all i want now is :sleeping: , maybe a peanut butter and jelly sandwich first. oh the burdern of being a man.

I'm going through that right now. My wife's pregnant.

[accadacca]

so i get home and am practically devoured before i know what is happening :feelgood: and then immediately following climax the sobbing begins. "you aren't attracted to me any more", "you don't think i'm pretty", "do you really love me ?". :eek2: ummmmm... is there a right answer ? and all i want now is :sleeping: , maybe a peanut butter and jelly sandwich first. oh the burdern of being a man.

I'm going through that right now. My wife's pregnant.
Ahhhhhh man just wait until the last month! :eek2: My wife is getting induced on the 15th. Lemme tell ya.....look out! :eatme:

[savanna3313]

so i get home and am practically devoured before i know what is happening :feelgood: and then immediately following climax the sobbing begins. "you aren't attracted to me any more", "you don't think i'm pretty", "do you really love me ?". :eek2: ummmmm... is there a right answer ?

The answer is no - there is no right answer. Sorry - just one of those universal laws of nature. :twisted:

:lol8:


I'm going through that right now. My wife's pregnant.

That's kinda like PMS amplified! :eek2: You will look forward to having just the plain old PMS back again. :haha:

Just kidding. As with anything hormonal, people vary. Most pregnant women are at their emotional best because they're not having to deal with PMS! :nod:

[marc olivares]

Ahhhhhh man just wait until the last month! :eek2: My wife is getting induced on the 15th. Lemme tell ya.....look out! :eatme:

OH man isnt that the truth....
i love my wife like no other, and she was great during both pregnancies
but that last month....WAS BURLY!!!!!

brace yourself :roflol:

[Iceaxe]

You poor fellas....... do ya know what coyote sex is???

Because if ya don't you are going to find out once the kid is born.

:roflol:

[Sombeech]

You poor fellas....... do ya know what coyote sex is???

I don't. You should fill me in for this inevitable habit.

Do I finally get to have sex with coyotes? :naughty:

[Iceaxe]

Coyote sex is what you get for the first month after your child is born.....

In other words you get to lay next to the hole and howl....

:roflol:

[Sombeech]

:haha:

[marc olivares]

yep...no lovin' for you for 6 weeks... :roflol:

[david staub]

six weeks? My wife told me it way six months.

[goofball]

yep...no lovin' for you for 6 weeks... :roflol:

is it supposed to be six weeks ? i remember there was a "no hot lovin'" time frame we were advised on.

:roflol:

like that happened...

w/in a week, back in the saddle. minus oral for awhile. after seeing the birthing process :eek7: no way was i going there ! i'll admit it, i was a little scared. i got over it.

maybe we are just too highly sexed ? nah.

[RugerShooter]

so i get home and am practically devoured before i know what is happening :feelgood: and then immediately following climax the sobbing begins. "you aren't attracted to me any more", "you don't think i'm pretty", "do you really love me ?". :eek2: ummmmm... is there a right answer ? and all i want now is :sleeping: , maybe a peanut butter and jelly sandwich first. oh the burdern of being a man.

I'm going through that right now. My wife's pregnant.


Congrat's Somebeech there's nothing better then kid

[accadacca]

Ahhhhhh man just wait until the last month! :eek2: My wife is getting induced on the 15th. Lemme tell ya.....look out! :eatme:

OH man isnt that the truth....
i love my wife like no other, and she was great during both pregnancies
but that last month....WAS BURLY!!!!!

brace yourself :roflol:
Yeah, all this and I am trying to work my magic for one of these.

http://robert.smugmug.com/photos/1972623-M.jpg

The bike you perrrvs... :lol8:

[Iceaxe]

The bike you perrrvs... :lol8:

What bike?!?!? :roflol:

[greyhair biker]

....yes dear...ok dear...it's all my fault dear...words to live by :ne_nau:

[savanna3313]

....yes dear...ok dear...it's all my fault dear...words to live by :ne_nau:

You forgot "no - your butt doesn't look fat in those jeans" :haha:

[marc olivares]

....yes dear...ok dear...it's all my fault dear...words to live by :ne_nau:

the key is to tend to them before you have to resort to those ego crushing words...it also helps if you're a suck up to your wife like i am.
a wise ole' coworker of mine passed on this bit of wisdom to me

"you keep mama unconditionally happy during pregnancy and the first few weeks after birth, and you can write your own check w/ the rest of your married life"

to date, she's never given me grief about my money pit of a land rover or all the trips i take w/ out her... maybe there's something to it (or maybe i just got one of the good ones) :haha:

[Iceaxe]

to date, she's never given me grief about my money pit of a land rover or all the trips i take w/ out her...

She's probably happy to see you go out of town without her..... then her boyfriend can come over :roflol:

[marc olivares]

to date, she's never given me grief about my money pit of a land rover or all the trips i take w/ out her...

She's probably happy to see you go out of town without her..... then her boyfriend can come over :roflol:


which is precisely why i call her as i'm on my way home... give's him a chance to make a clean getaway! :roflol:

[Iceaxe]

Whenever I head out of town for the weekend I always tell my wife something like..... "If you boyfriend comes over this weekend tell him to get the deck painted". :lol8:

[accadacca]

Whenever I head out of town for the weekend I always tell my wife something like..... "If you boyfriend comes over this weekend tell him to get the deck painted". :lol8:
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