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DirkHammergate
03-17-2006, 11:53 AM
My alter ego is in love with.
1) LJ
2) Hesse
3) Savannah
4) Superriffic*
I'll add more later
Oh Dirk... (insert blond emoticon batting eyelashes here)
Our online alter egos love you too!
I'm hurt not to be included. Don't you remember Moab?
Springdale? Isn't that the heroin capitol of Utah?
DirkHammergate
03-17-2006, 01:21 PM
I'm hurt not to be included. Don't you remember Moab?
How many times do I have to rebuff your sexual advances? I won't and never will be your Heath Ledger fella... I'm an LJ man.
rockgremlin
03-17-2006, 01:22 PM
Whereabouts in Moab do you live Scat?
I know you weren't that drunk. You have to remeber the Dirty Sanchez I gave you. It made you convulse!
savanna3313
03-17-2006, 01:23 PM
My alter ego is in love with.
1) LJ
2) Hesse
3) Savannah
4) Superriffic*
I'll add more later
I'm flattered as well. (insert brunette emoticon batting eyelashes) In fact, my alter-ego was wondering what your alter-ego is doing tomorrow night. :haha:
DirkHammergate
03-17-2006, 01:23 PM
Oh Dirk... (insert blond emoticon batting eyelashes here)
Our online alter egos love you too!
LJ, don't listen to this Scat, officially he's some sort of ego manic beyond anything you've seen here. Dismiss anything he posts.
PS - Feels good to be numero uno, eh?
rockgremlin
03-17-2006, 01:24 PM
Whereabouts in Moab do you live Scat?
nevermind...I know where this is going...
DirkHammergate
03-17-2006, 01:25 PM
My alter ego is in love with.
1) LJ
2) Hesse
3) Savannah
4) Superriffic*
I'll add more later
I'm flattered as well. (insert brunette emoticon batting eyelashes) In fact, my alter-ego was wondering what your alter-ego is doing tomorrow night. :haha:
I may need to introduce you to my not so alter egoish wife. I'm sure we'd have a great time.
Oh Dirk... (insert blond emoticon batting eyelashes here)
Our online alter egos love you too!
LJ, don't listen to this Scat, officially he's some sort of ego manic beyond anything you've seen here. Dismiss anything he posts.
PS - Feels good to be numero uno, eh?
Geez, that's like the pot calling the kettle black.
Oh Dirk... (insert blond emoticon batting eyelashes here)
Our online alter egos love you too!
LJ, don't listen to this Scat, officially he's some sort of ego manic beyond anything you've seen here. Dismiss anything he posts.
PS - Feels good to be numero uno, eh?
He's already dismissed.
PS - Why yes it does, I'll do my best to stay on top!
Iceaxe
03-17-2006, 02:04 PM
I'll do my best to stay on top!
Yeehaw..... rodeo sex?!?!
nitmik
03-17-2006, 02:28 PM
I'll do my best to stay on top!
Yeehaw..... rodeo sex?!?! :roflol: tooooo funny
hesse15
03-17-2006, 02:40 PM
I'll do my best to stay on top!
Yeehaw..... rodeo sex?!?!
mhh this look like a girl fight
do you prefer rolling on chocolate or soap foam?
off course only ladies allowed to whatch :haha:
:2thumbs:
savanna3313
03-17-2006, 02:52 PM
I'll do my best to stay on top!
Yeehaw..... rodeo sex?!?!
Yeah - men really like rodeo sex. They only have to worry about hanging on for 8 seconds! :roflol:
Iceaxe
03-17-2006, 03:01 PM
Rodeo Sex Defined.....
Its when you mount your partner and then whisper in their ear....... "I have Aids"....... Then ya see if you can hang on for 8 seconds without getting bucked off......
I'll do my best to stay on top!
Yeehaw..... rodeo sex?!?!
mhh this look like a girl fight
do you prefer rolling on chocolate or soap foam?
off course only ladies allowed to whatch :haha:
:2thumbs:
Chocolate it is. Maybe we could let Dirk watch?
DirkHammergate
03-17-2006, 06:49 PM
I'll do my best to stay on top!
Yeehaw..... rodeo sex?!?!
mhh this look like a girl fight
do you prefer rolling on chocolate or soap foam?
off course only ladies allowed to whatch :haha:
:2thumbs:
Chocolate it is. Maybe we could let Dirk watch?
What just happened? I got busy.... whatever you two are doing, proceed, continue, I freaking am so in love.
FYI - I passed it by Mrs_HammerGate, she'd be into you..... both.
Dirk's always bragging about how his wife will hit this or hit that. What's she missing out on? What's Dirk doing wrong? Maybe he needs to wear piggy-tails for her.
DirkHammergate
03-20-2006, 09:24 AM
Maybe he needs to wear piggy-tails for her.
She likes it when I do that...
DirkHammergate
03-20-2006, 12:38 PM
I'll do my best to stay on top!
Yeehaw..... rodeo sex?!?!
mhh this look like a girl fight
do you prefer rolling on chocolate or soap foam?
off course only ladies allowed to whatch :haha:
:2thumbs:
Chocolate it is. Maybe we could let Dirk watch?
This is a quality post, I just thought I'd remind everyone as such.
Carry on.
nitmik
03-20-2006, 03:38 PM
You just want to make sure it stays on the top
You just want to make sure it stays on the top
The chocolate or the piggy tails?
hesse15
03-21-2006, 02:38 PM
I'll do my best to stay on top!
Yeehaw..... rodeo sex?!?!
mhh this look like a girl fight
do you prefer rolling on chocolate or soap foam?
off course only ladies allowed to whatch :haha:
:2thumbs:
Chocolate it is. Maybe we could let Dirk watch?
mmhhh perhaps if wife is going to join us in the kiddy pool filled with chocolate and he is wearing his famous white fur jacket and the pimp official sunglasses :five:
DirkHammergate
03-21-2006, 04:19 PM
I'll do my best to stay on top!
Yeehaw..... rodeo sex?!?!
mhh this look like a girl fight
do you prefer rolling on chocolate or soap foam?
off course only ladies allowed to whatch :haha:
:2thumbs:
Chocolate it is. Maybe we could let Dirk watch?
mmhhh perhaps if wife is going to join us in the kiddy pool filled with chocolate and he is wearing his famous white fur jacket and the pimp official sunglasses :five:
Don't feed the_Pimp.... I will say this, Mr and Mrs HammerGate are pretty handy with a camcorder while maximizing subtle lighting for effect. If you don't mind I'll just put up a tripod, toss off the fur and we'll see what happens.
Everyone must refer to me as DHGPimp. That's my new handle.
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