Windwalker
03-09-2006, 07:31 PM
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her, and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said "I wonder if you would tell me about this, pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes" she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter!"
Prison and Work !
Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a bit clearer
IN PRISON.. You spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK... You spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON ... You get three meals a day.
AT WORK... You only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.
IN PRISON ...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK ...you get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON ....the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK... You must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON ...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK ... You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON ...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK... You have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
IN PRISON ... They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK... You can't even speak to your family.
IN PRISON ...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK... You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON... You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out..
AT WORK... You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
IN PRISON ...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK... They are called managers
Prison and Work !
Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a bit clearer
IN PRISON.. You spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK... You spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON ... You get three meals a day.
AT WORK... You only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.
IN PRISON ...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK ...you get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON ....the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK... You must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON ...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK ... You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON ...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK... You have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
IN PRISON ... They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK... You can't even speak to your family.
IN PRISON ...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK... You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON... You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out..
AT WORK... You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
IN PRISON ...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK... They are called managers