savanna3313
02-17-2006, 08:41 AM
I don't know if this has been circulating for awhile or not, but I received it for the first time today and thought it was pretty funny. :2thumbs:
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo
toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena (we won't say what hair color she has!) :haha: is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 A.M.
The next day at 8:45 there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.
The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new
employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line
is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The
Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men
march down to the factory floor.
When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me
Elmos all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile
up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of
Tickle Me Elmos. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of
hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena.
"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, but
I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday........
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo
toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena (we won't say what hair color she has!) :haha: is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 A.M.
The next day at 8:45 there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.
The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new
employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line
is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The
Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men
march down to the factory floor.
When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me
Elmos all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile
up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of
Tickle Me Elmos. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of
hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena.
"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, but
I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday........
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."