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derstuka
02-15-2006, 01:32 PM
Don't try this at home folks. Sick guy, but I don't know about registering him as a sex offender, I mean, maybe the sheep liked it rough!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/sodomy_sex_offender_list

Mich. Man Sentenced in Sheep Abuse Case

Tue Feb 14, 10:13 PM ET


BATTLE CREEK, Mich. - A man who pleaded no contest to a sodomy charge involving a sheep says he should not have to register as a sex offender.

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Jeffrey S. Haynes said the state registry is intended to keep track of people who have committed crimes against humans.

But Calhoun County Circuit Court Judge Conrad Sindt told Haynes at his sentencing hearing that once he is released from prison, he must register with the Michigan State Police Public Sex Offender Registry.

Haynes, 42, of Battle Creek, was sentenced Monday to 2 1/2 years to 20 years in prison. He entered the plea in January. A no contest plea is not an admission of guilt but is treated as such for sentencing purposes.

Tamara Towns, an assistant prosecutor for the county, argued that Haynes should be ordered to register as a sex offender because once out of prison, he could prey on children or vulnerable adults.

Haynes said he is not a violent person and would not assault children.

"The prosecutor is being real hard on me for what I did," he said. "But I should not be treated as a child molester."

A telephone call seeking comment was left Tuesday at the Marshall office of defense attorney John B. Sullivan.

Police said Haynes had sex with a sheep at a Bedford Township farm on Jan. 26, 2005. The animal's owner caught him on the property and the sheep was found injured.

Haynes was arrested in June after a DNA sample taken from the animal matched Haynes' genetic material.

Haynes has prior convictions for burglary, home invasion and uttering and publishing, and was on parole for burglary at the time of the sex crime.

Sombeech
02-15-2006, 01:59 PM
Jeffrey S. Haynes said the state registry is intended to keep track of people who have committed crimes against humans.
Well, little sheep are actually called "kids". I'd say that's close enough to human.


Haynes said he is not a violent person and would not assault children.
But he sure did assault that sheep enough to injure it.


Haynes has prior convictions for burglary, home invasion and uttering and publishing, and was on parole for burglary at the time of the sex crime.

Yep, sure. He's just a good guy that got caught in ONE mistake.

Notice this story is on Valentines Day! What a heartbreaker.

Shan
02-15-2006, 02:19 PM
Baby sheep are lambs, silly!

Baby goats are called kids.

Sombeech
02-15-2006, 02:26 PM
Baby sheep are lambs, silly!

Baby goats are called kids.

Ahh, that's right. You don't think he was discriminating, do you? :haha:

derstuka
02-15-2006, 02:34 PM
Who wants to be eatin' dem lambchops? :ne_nau:

Sombeech
02-15-2006, 03:21 PM
Who wants to be eatin' dem lambchops? :ne_nau:

Sounds like this guy already did.

Windwalker
02-16-2006, 04:30 AM
Man, That's Sick! There are so many nice looking, willing women out there and he picks on sheep?? Must have been the eyeshadow and lipstick. :naughty:

hesse15
02-16-2006, 12:02 PM
last week i saw again"Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid to Ask) "
a woody Allen movie cult 9still when he was doing unbeliable funny movies)
and there is the chapter
What Is Sodomy" is one of the funnier skits in the film. Gene Wilder plays a doctor who falls for another man's sheep.

"I know it must all seem strange to you. Me from Jackson Heights and you from the hills of Armenia. And yet, I think it could work if we gave it a chance."
The sheep, Daisy, is dressed in diamonds by the doctor and they have quite an affair until the doctor's wife founds out. The doctor learns the hard way that you do not steal another man's sheep as the previous lover of the sheep kidnaps Daisy back. Wilder is fantastic in the role, and plays along great with the gag. The doctor ends up on skid row, sipping from a bottle of Woolite. :2thumbs: :haha: