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Sombeech
02-14-2006, 03:36 PM
What do you guys think about Dick Cheney's new trophy?

http://news.yahoo.com/fc/us/bush_administration

"Hospital officials said they were not concerned about the six to 200 other pieces of birdshot that might still be lodged in Whittington's body. Cheney was using 7 1/2 shot from a 28-gauge shotgun. Shotgun pellets are typically made of steel or lead; the pellets in 7 1/2 shot are just under a tenth of an inch in diameter."

Wow, he must have got the whole pattern! At first I was thinking he just got "peppered", but this says they're looking for about 200 of the pellets. That's pretty close to the whole load.

psl53
02-14-2006, 06:57 PM
This poor bastard is lucky Cheney wasn't using a 12GA. I always get a kick :roflol: out of these CEO bird hunters, I also keep a safe distance.
Out
Peter

jumar
02-15-2006, 08:15 AM
How about liberal hunting?
http://209.157.64.200/focus/f-news/1271201/posts :roflol: :rifle:

psl53
02-15-2006, 08:43 AM
Fair enough, but for every weenie liberal you off you have to off at least one Right Wing Bible thumper. :2thumbs: :roflol:
Out
Peter

jumar
02-15-2006, 01:43 PM
:toofunny:

Right Wing Bible thumpers are too well armed.

:rifle: :2gun: :2guns: :assault: :defend:

Sombeech
02-15-2006, 02:33 PM
How about liberal hunting?

:haha:
http://www.caracarn.com/bc/000421.gif

psl53
02-15-2006, 03:40 PM
Jeff,
Good Point!!!!!!!! :hail2thechief:
Peter :eek2:

david staub
02-17-2006, 10:13 AM
Hillary requested a meeting with Vice-President Cheney. She wanted to know how you can shoot someone and get away with it. :roflol:

Sombeech
02-21-2006, 08:36 AM
Hillary requested a meeting with Vice-President Cheney. She wanted to know how you can shoot someone and get away with it. :roflol:

Hopefully he'll show her exactly what she wants to know.

BrainDamage
02-21-2006, 09:19 AM
Subject Cheney shooting

Press Release
(02/14/06)

The Texas Parks and Wildlife Department issued a statement today
saying Vice President Cheney broke no law by shooting a lawyer instead
of a quail over the weekend.
A TPWD spokesman noted that, in Texas, lawyers are not considered
game creatures, and are thus not subject to seasonal limitations or bag
limits. It was further noted that lawyer hunting was encouraged as the
state is overrun with the pesky creatures.
A local food critic said that, contrary to rumor, lawyers do not
taste like chicken, but rather like bovine dung which is a major
component of their composition