And on a lighter controversial note........

[savanna3313]

DOES SIZE REALLY MATTER??????? :lol8:


LADIES??


:popcorn:

[nitmik]

I don't buy that bullshit that size does not matter, it could be to damn small or to damn big

[savanna3313]

I don't buy that bullshit that size does not matter, it could be to damn small or to damn big

I suppose that could hold true for either party. :haha:

[nitmik]

And who do you ask, your girlfriend or wife is not going to give you an honest answer.

[DirkHammergate]

Of course it does.....

[Iceaxe]

It matters :2thumbs:


Kinda reminds me of an old story. I was dating this chick and she told me she would never sleep with a guy who didn't have at least 8 inches...


....so of course I dumped her butt.....


.....cause I ain't cutting off two inches for nobody. :five:

[savanna3313]

It matters :2thumbs:


Kinda reminds me of an old story. I was dating this chick and she told me she would never sleep with a guy who didn't have at least 8 inches...


....so of course I dumped her butt.....


.....cause I ain't cutting off two inches for nobody. :five:

:roll: :bs:

The way I heard the joke was when the girl told her date that she wouldn't sleep with someone that didn't have an 8" penis, the guy told her to get lost and then stated "I don't fold it in half for anyone!" :hail2thechief:

[DirkHammergate]

The way I heard the joke was when the girl told her date that she wouldn't sleep with someone that didn't have an 8" penis, the guy told her to get lost and then stated "I don't fold it in half for anyone!" :hail2thechief:

Seriously, I read in Playboy that only like 5 percent of the male population has an erect penis longer than 7 inches so I usually call bullshit to anyone who says they're bigger than Hammergate. I have no problem saying I'm 7 and a quarter, oh, and the wife doesn't either..


Isn't this waaay better than "does anyone chew gum, if so, what kind of gum do you chew?"

[canyonphile]

I don't buy that bullshit that size does not matter, it could be to damn small or to damn big
Exactly. I've never had a partner that I would say was "too small", at least as far as getting the job done, but a boyfriend in college (and yes, he was Asian) did manage to have a condom fall off because it was a bit too big....he was only my second partner, so I didn't have a good reference for size at that time.

I have been on the receiving end of two partners (NOT at the same time, mind you) who were much larger and than average (average I'd say is 5-6") and in one case, it friggin' HURT because he was pounding the crap out of my cervix :bash:. For those without a cervix, trust me - it sucks :nono: . It also limited the positions we could do.

The other guy had actually done porn videos as a job when he was attending USC back in the early '80's (beats working at Micky D's, I suppose :naughty:) and was...uh...LARGE, in both length and diameter (at least 8" long) :eek1: . At least he knew how to use it so no pain was involved. It was a novelty and fun while it lasted...I imagine I must have felt skin tight to him!

But, I personally like average or maybe slightly above average. It works great with my anatomy and there isn't a position that can't be done with gusto and not making me sore afterwards: large penis + deep penetration positions = no es bueno.

My current honey falls nicely within the bell-shaped curve of size, and he rocks my world like no one else has :guitar: - it has nothing to do with size and everything to do with experience, enthusiasm and skill :2thumbs: .

Sorry if that was "TMI" for y'all! :haha:

-SJ

[DickHead]

It may be small, but it makes me happy


:cool2:


Sorry if that was "TMI" for y'all!
Tell us more, Dr. Kinsey....

[LJ]

OK - I'll jump in.

Size does matter - it's just not all that matters!

[Sombeech]

It may be small, but it makes me happy

Ditto. We'll worry about our needs, and women will do whatever the hell they need to do.

[accadacca]

It may be small, but it makes me happy

Ditto. We'll worry about our needs, and women will do whatever the hell they need to do.
:lol8: :lol8: :lol8:

[hesse15]

nice thread , I am jumping in
agree with canyonphile
my experience both italians and americans
size is almost the same between the 2 country just a matter of skin missed
some are little (likely a few) that you do not either realize if they are in or not but ehi we girls we now how to fake(harry meet sally style)
what i noticed more and bother me is that usually a guy does not really have a clue until he reach a certain age
before is all fast jumping and big exercises but experience make a more enjoyable experience
but after there is the problem with age
and with relaxation of the muscle.
sorry ice
but i found people in their 40 start to have problems!!!
but as a women if you want really enjoy that does not matter if you want a quicky wow the 22-25 years old kid are a lot of fun
they are easy to get on and you are out for when the advertisement on tv are finish and the tv series is startin again
and they are ready for next tv break
so size unless is abnormal (too little or too big ) for me does not matter
is the person behind that matter
:nod:

[savanna3313]

It may be small, but it makes me happy

Ditto. We'll worry about our needs, and women will do whatever the hell they need to do.

:popcorn: Hmmmm.....you should appreciate the following:

HOW "BIG" SHOULD A MAN BE?

Don't by shy. It's an important question, and one surrounded by confusion. The average man's penis is 2 1/2 to 3 inches long. Men substantially larger than this must often undergo painful surgery to cure their condition. In thickness, the average man is slightly larger than a ball-point pen, so anything bigger is a bonus!

=> HOW "LONG" SHOULD A MAN LAST?

Some men can prolong the sex act beyond the once-imponderable thirty-second barrier; intercourse with an experienced man can go for up to forty-five seconds. Once in a long while, you'll find a man who can "last" as long as a minute. Whatever you do, don't let your girlfriends know you've landed one of these desirable "sixty second wonders."

=> HOW DO I KNOW IF I'M HAVING AN ORGASM?

The female orgasm is a sensation that's very hard to put into words, but most fulfilled, experienced women agrees that it "feels like something inside of you." When a man's penis is ANYWHERE inside you, that is an orgasm. You'll find a really skilled lover applies the same techniques to love as a gourmet does to a meal; he "leaves a little something on your plate." When, after intercourse, you feel a vague sensation that there could be "more to come," that "vaguely unsatisfied" feeling," then you can be sure you've experienced a sexually memorable adventure.

=> WHAT IS A MULTIPLE ORGASM?

There is no such thing.

=> WHAT IS AFTERPLAY?

Men have ways of expressing their satisfaction. His satisfied sigh, followed by a deep, consuming sleep, is a sure sign that he, and you are "GIB." Another example of male "after-play" is his turning on a football or basketball game immediately after climax. Many women find a particularly satisfying post-coital experience in going into the kitchen and bringing a nice, cold beer for the man, along with a light snack, sandwich, potato chips and dip, to help her love put back depleted calories.

=> WHAT IS IMPOTENCE?

Impotence is what happens when a girl fails to stimulate her man properly. This can happen when her figure is not perfect, or when she tries to talk with him for too long before getting into bed with him. If this happens, you can help by turning on a sports event on TV or getting your man a sandwich. Another really good "foreplay" technique is to invite a really good-looking girlfriend over, and do whatever he asks, to him or to each other, while he watches.

[canyonphile]

:popcorn: Hmmmm.....you should appreciate the following:
:roflol: :lol8:

Too funny, Savanna :five: ! Although, to be fair, we should probably include a similar one for female sexual stereotypes - those are just as funny!

Maybe I'm weird in this regard, but I think sex is both damn hilarious and interesting to talk about. So many people are hush-hush about it and get all uptight when the topic comes up. Not me, tho - funny sex stories, embarrassing sex stories, stories of good and bad sex - it's all fair game, as long as the involved individual(s) are comfortable with it. It's all a part of human nature, which I find interesting anyway.

I do know that when women (I guess I can only speak for myself and some of my girlfriends) get together and talk about sex, it is in graphic (but not necessarily raunchy) detail as compared to how men usually discuss sex amongst themselves.

SJ

[david staub]

I know that a lot of men brag about going several times a night. For me, after one time, I need eight hours sleep and a bowl of Wheaties before I am ready to go again.

[canyonphile]

I know that a lot of men brag about going several times a night. For me, after one time, I need eight hours sleep and a bowl of Wheaties before I am ready to go again.
And to that end, I'm usually the one who rolls over and goes to sleep afterwards :getiton: :haha:

I think when you are in your 20's, you probably can go all night. But, age takes its toll on stamina and drive and all that. Plus, as you get older, it's quality and not quantity, right? :naughty:

SJ

[david staub]

i know that this sounds really sappy, but it's best when you are with someone you really care about and can stay with that person all night long, whether you are making love, holding each other, talking, or just sleeping together. Yea, that is pretty sappy

[Iceaxe]

sorry ice but i found people in their 40 start to have problems!!!

:roflol: :roflol: :roflol: Not even close.....

Sounds to me like you are shoppin' at the wrong market. Maybe you should stop looking for men on the Bareback Mountain aisle. :haha:

And just to make this all fair.... women don't even get a clue until they hit 35, then they shift gears and really start to roll :2thumbs:

[LJ]

sorry ice but i found people in their 40 start to have problems!!!

:roflol: :roflol: :roflol: Not even close.....

Sounds to me like you are shoppin' at the wrong market. Maybe you should stop looking for men on the Bareback Mountain aisle. :haha:

And just to make this all fair.... women don't even get a clue until they hit 35, then they shift gears and really start to roll :2thumbs:


Oh - Pul - Ease! I may agree with you on the guys in their 40's ( :2thumbs: ) but I'm calling BS on the other comment. (not that I'm too far past 35 - honest!)

[savanna3313]

:popcorn: Hmmmm.....you should appreciate the following:
:roflol: :lol8:

Too funny, Savanna :five: ! Although, to be fair, we should probably include a similar one for female sexual stereotypes - those are just as funny!

Maybe I'm weird in this regard, but I think sex is both damn hilarious and interesting to talk about. So many people are hush-hush about it and get all uptight when the topic comes up. Not me, tho - funny sex stories, embarrassing sex stories, stories of good and bad sex - it's all fair game, as long as the involved individual(s) are comfortable with it. It's all a part of human nature, which I find interesting anyway.

I do know that when women (I guess I can only speak for myself and some of my girlfriends) get together and talk about sex, it is in graphic (but not necessarily raunchy) detail as compared to how men usually discuss sex amongst themselves. SJ

It's fun sharing stories. I had this group of friends back home that used to get together regularly and we always got around to sharing stories. TRUE stories. :haha: We used to have a contest where the weirdest, wildest or most embarrasing episode won the cash pot we all paid into.

[savanna3313]

sorry ice but i found people in their 40 start to have problems!!!

:roflol: :roflol: :roflol: Not even close.....

Sounds to me like you are shoppin' at the wrong market. Maybe you should stop looking for men on the Bareback Mountain aisle. :haha:

And just to make this all fair.... women don't even get a clue until they hit 35, then they shift gears and really start to roll :2thumbs:

Sorry hesse.......but people in their 40s really know what they're doing, have had plenty of practice to perfect it, and a nice kind of selective freedom to enjoy it. :2thumbs: You just haven't met the right 40-something man yet. :naughty:

[savanna3313]

i know that this sounds really sappy, but it's best when you are with someone you really care about and can stay with that person all night long, whether you are making love, holding each other, talking, or just sleeping together. Yea, that is pretty sappy

I'd say you're a true romantic. :nod: Be proud.....there are few enough of your kind left and we need more!! :2thumbs:

[accadacca]

Maybe you should stop looking for men on the Bareback Mountain aisle. :haha:
Bareback Mountain!!!!! :roflol:

[greyhair biker]

Now this is more like it! Embarrased dosent enter into the conversation at the inlaws' - my sis-in-laws & I 'discuss' at length..no pun intended...and YES - experience only gets better at 40! Anyone can beat on a drum but it takes a real musician to make it sound /feel good :haha: Fourtycal is probably rolling his eyes but he knows how our family is.

[canyonphile]

Sorry hesse.......but people in their 40s really know what they're doing, have had plenty of practice to perfect it, and a nice kind of selective freedom to enjoy it. :2thumbs: You just haven't met the right 40-something man yet. :naughty:
Agreed, for the most part :nod: . Give me experience over youth any day! My honey is 46 and he's definitely got it goin' on :getiton:

Prior to getting back together with my current man, I was briefly involved with someone, also 46, and unfortunately, he didn't fit into these criteria. He was sexually inexperienced and shy, which left me bored right away. And then there was the 50 y.o. attending I briefly dated when I was doing my residency.....oy vey. I was 28 or 29 at the time, and he was just out of a marriage. He totally sucked in bed, but that did generate a funny story that I still tell today re his weird desires. Shortly after I got rid of that guy, I hooked up with a 21 y.o. and we ended up having a great relationship, and are still good friends to this day. He was like a "project" - he needed some training and work, but he was enthusiastic and appreciative of having an "older woman" - :lol8: And since 21 y.o.'s are basically walking hard-ons, I had a lot of sex!

SJ

[hesse15]

[ Shortly after I got rid of that guy, I hooked up with a 21 y.o. and we ended up having a great relationship, and are still good friends to this day. He was like a "project" - he needed some training and work, but he was enthusiastic and appreciative of having an "older woman" - :lol8: And since 21 y.o.'s are basically walking hard-ons, I had a lot of sex!

SJ
yep got a 22y last summer
a lot of fun :naughty: :naughty: not much more than that for other thing but was a nice thing to lift me up after my broken engagement!!!
quoting ice:

And just to make this all fair.... women don't even get a clue until they hit 35, then they shift gears and really start to roll
so 8 months more and i will seasoned enough great!!! :2thumbs:

[greyhair biker]

I've wondered fo years when 'the day' would come when getting it up would be a problem but I guess what you hear is true - when you're active and stay the way, everything else does too :thumb: You may not get it as often as you used too...because of being too involved in stuff or whatever but.....there's always room for jello!!! :naughty:

[david staub]

I took my wife and daughter to see Toby Keith last Saturday night. Not being a C/W fan, I really didn't even know who he was. But it was all too familiar when he said "I'm not as good as I once was. But I'm as good once as I ever was." It really does bite to get old.

[greyhair biker]

So.....do tools make the difference or does that matter? The opinion poll I've talked with is a pretty even spit but you never know :nod:

[greyhair biker]

To be honest, there are days when you could just care less about getting it for a while...then you wake up & say "what the hell was I thinking!"



'where are all the white women' (blazing saddles)

[david staub]

"is it twoo what dey say about you people? Oh, it's twoo, it's twoo." (also Blazing Saddles).

[greyhair biker]

:roflol: :roflol: :roflol:

[Iceaxe]

To be honest, there are days when you could just care less about getting it for a while

Yup, its true.... I felt that way one day back in 1997 :roflol:

[david staub]

Actually, I felt that way in 1997 :ne_nau:

[Windwalker]

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

?? My Gawd, you kids going to bed with a ruler in your hands ??

Take it from the oldest of the group, thirty-one years of marriage and it's still just as great as the first night. Just not as often but much more relaxed.

David put it pretty nicely.


i know that this sounds really sappy, but it's best when you are with someone you really care about and can stay with that person all night long, whether you are making love, holding each other, talking, or just sleeping together. Yea, that is pretty sappy