Bad Pick-Up Line - That Worked!

[Iceaxe]

OK.... I got a good one..... What is the worst/dumbest pick-up line that you used, or that was used on you...... THAT ACTUALLY WORKED!

I once walked up to this chick in a bar and being the suave, sophisticated and slightly intoxicated gentlemen that I am, I asked her....

[color=blue]ME: "Do you ever sleep with a guy on the first?"
HER: "Ewwwwee

[accadacca]

:hail2thechief: :toofunny:

[Sombeech]

I was "dragging the boulevard" in Ogden, circa 1998.

At the stoplight, I asked a girl for her phone number. She said she had a boyfriend.

I told her that she could give me her boyfriend's number also, but I probably wouldn't call him.

I got it.

Another time, I asked for a phone number, and this was just to be able to brag to the boys about the numbers I'd received.

I told her she could even give me a fake one if she liked, because I was only after digits. She ended up giving me her real one. We went out for a few months.

[canyonphile]

15 minutes later we were celebrating our last date. :getiton:
:clap: :guitar:
That is outstanding!
I can't think of any pick-up line that worked on me (of course, I'm a total prude who thinks sex should be reserved for the wedding night.... :roflol: ), but I can tell you one that was used on me, by my neighbor back in Flagstaff many years ago, that most assuredly did NOT work on me. However, I'm guessing it has/had worked for him at least once:

"Do you think of me when you masturbate?"

I was speechless :shock:

SJ

[hesse15]

was when after 4 months and still thinking of my life in Atlanta when a girl that i met in a park invite me to a party
the people were a bit different(outdoor kind of people)
and i was a little out of my place
but there was a cute blonde-blue-eyes kid that start to talk to me
the guy was pretty shy ,after a while i noticed he had a tongue pierced
i never saw a tongue pierced before been in utah my friend in Atlanta were all graduate or professorsand you do not see many tatoo or piercing there)so I asked why he had done that
he answered "to feel more when i do oral sex"
I was just impress
after that he got my number from the host of the party and he invited me out to see the opening cerimony at the olympic games in downtown.
we stayed together for a while and for the first time i start camping hiking and climbing

[savanna3313]

15 minutes later we were celebrating our last date. :getiton:
:clap: :guitar:
That is outstanding!
I can't think of any pick-up line that worked on me (of course, I'm a total prude who thinks sex should be reserved for the wedding night.... :roflol: ), but I can tell you one that was used on me, by my neighbor back in Flagstaff many years ago, that most assuredly did NOT work on me. However, I'm guessing it has/had worked for him at least once:

"Do you think of me when you masturbate?"

I was speechless :shock: SJ

It's always nice to have a classic response handy. :nod: I just remember one guy who was trying to be "original" with "I've seen you somewhere before haven't I?" :roll: I replied "Perhaps in one of your better dreams" :cool2:

But, the all time #1 WORST line I ever had to endure was when a guy at this party (who I actually thought was kinda cute initially) came up to me and simultaneously grabbed my chest and whispered in my ear "hey.....I've been doing coke all evening and I'm really horny, so how about it?" :angryfire: Well, I then had to explain to him where he could go and what he could do when he got there. I think that it was his intention to do such, just not to himself......

[canyonphile]

he answered "to feel more when i do oral sex"
I was just impress
after that he got my number from the host of the party and he invited me out to see the opening cerimony at the olympic games in downtown.
we stayed together for a while and for the first time i start camping hiking and climbing
So.....can we all assume that you found out the benefits of his tongue piercing, then? :naughty:

SJ

[DickHead]

Hhhhmmmm......

Your tits look great in that sweater....


This place sucks, wanna get out of here?


I just finished reading the Kama Sutra...want the cliff notes?

:2thumbs:

Not so successful.....

Wanna dance? No, I said you look fat in those pants....


Didn't I see you at the donkey show?

:roflol:

[canyonphile]

It's always nice to have a classic response handy. :nod: I just remember one guy who was trying to be "original" with "I've seen you somewhere before haven't I?" :roll: I replied "Perhaps in one of your better dreams" :cool2:
LOVE it! :five:
Yeah, with Mr. Neighbor the Player (he had long hair, a goatee and an earring...was a bartender at the Flag Brewing Co., and was probably used to his charms working on the NAU coeds), I wanted to say: "Um, which answer would you prefer: 'No!' or 'HELL no!'. The arrogance displayed was staggering.


But, the all time #1 WORST line I ever had to endure was when a guy at this party (who I actually thought was kinda cute initially) came up to me and simultaneously grabbed my chest and whispered in my ear "hey.....I've been doing coke all evening and I'm really horny, so how about it?"
:eek2: Wow. What a complete prick.

Of course, these days, when I call the object of my affections, I gather up my best faux Brit accent, and when he answers, I ask him: "Do I make you horny, baby? Do I?" It works every time :naughty:

I could share with you all the funny story of the local guy in the Buckskin Tavern in Fredonia that started chatting up me and a friend that were there having a beer the evening before we did a Zion trip....it is one of those hilarious stories that I love to share, but it's better in person, preferably at a campsite around a fire with some cold beers....

SJ

[donny h]

I had a roommate, Shawn, who was the king of bad pickup lines, I've seen him get slapped, laughed at, and shut down by countless woman, but one night one actually worked.

We were sitting on a curb outside of a bar when a pretty girl walked by with a couple of friends, and Shawn let loose with one of his worst:

"Heeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyy, Miss Ameeeeeerica, I think I love you!"

(That doesn't quite sound right, add your own tequila slur, and imagine Cletus the slack jawed yokel)

The girl, Kelly, stopped to tell Shawn how cheesy that line was, and why it could never work.

Shawn and Kelly are now married.

Even a blind dog gets a bone once in a while.

[hesse15]

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[LJ]

I could share with you all the funny story of the local guy in the Buckskin Tavern in Fredonia that started chatting up me and a friend that were there having a beer the evening before we did a Zion trip....it is one of those hilarious stories that I love to share, but it's better in person, preferably at a campsite around a fire with some cold beers....

SJ


Would love to hear it. I've got a few Buckskin stories too but even more from the good ole Bit and Spur.

[LJ]

Bad pickup Line - That Worked (s):

"can I buy you a shot of tequila?"

[savanna3313]

add your own tequila slur, and imagine Cletus the slack jawed yokel

Damn! I think I met that guy in a bar in Stanley Idaho one summer. :lol8:

SJ.....that would be a campfire story served best with alcohol as well. Anytime any of you ladies find the need to visit somewhere where the men outnumber the women about 50 to 1, go spend a Friday or Saturday night in Stanley Idaho. :friday: Only place I've ever been where the town population numbered about 75, yet there were 3 bars and everyone of them packed with lines out the door on weekends with ranchers and miners. Big, strapping, good-looking things and your only competition was the local sheep! :roflol:

This was at least 10 yrs ago, so things might have changed......perhaps the town is up to 100 residents now. :haha:

[Iceaxe]

:popcorn:

[canyonphile]

Would love to hear it. I've got a few Buckskin stories too but even more from the good ole Bit and Spur.
Okay, the next time I am in Zion, we *must* get together and swap freaky bar/man stories :friday: I'm not familiar with the Bit and Spur, however; is it in the area?

The guy that made the moves on my friend and I went by the nickname "Lugnut Bob". Not a name you can easily forget, I tell ya! :lol8: Have you come across a gentleman by this name whilst in that particular establisment? :smilehah:

Oy vey...

I admit that I cherish my "lugnut Bob" story; it has provided ample laughs over the past several years. I am not sure I've been back since that particular incident, but I wouldn't hesitate to go back (but not alone) - it was harmless and pretty entertaining in retrospect!

SJ

[Windwalker]

:popcorn:

Yea, me too! :popcorn: :lol8:

[david staub]

:popcorn:
For once I am no mouth and all ears. This is fascinating to me. I am learning a lot but hopefully will never have to use any of it.

[Iceaxe]

Where is porn star Dirk Hammergate..... I can't believe he doesn't have a bag full of old pick-up lines????

Oh yeah, I forgot..... this thread is about pick-up lines that actually worked :roflol:

[cachehiker]

"How would you feel about having a tall, dark, handsome man slaving away in the kitchen to prepare you a gourmet meal?"

"Sounds nice."

"How about me?"

If it helps, I'm only 5'7" and I generally go out with women who are taller than I am. This actually worked on a sexy blonde mom who is 5'9" and is now one of my best friends.

I ended up fixing her several of my signature recipes through the following summer including Scampi with Linguine, Four Cheese Lasagne with Italian Sausage, Blackened Halibut, and Worcestershire Marinated Steak and Vidhalias.

[hesse15]

"How would you feel about having a tall, dark, handsome man slaving away in the kitchen to prepare you a gourmet meal."

"Sounds nice."

"How about me?"

If it helps, I'm only 5'7" and I generally go out with women who are taller than I am. This actually worked on a sexy blonde mom who is 5'9" and is now one of my best friends.

I ended up fixing her several of my signature recipes through the following summer including Scampi with Linguine, Four Cheese Lasagne with Italian Sausage, Blackened Halibut, and Worcestershire Marinated Steak and Vidhalias.
mhh
that sounds good
so bad that i am back from 20days in italy were my mom feed me like a pig so now i am in a low calories diet
:five:

[hesse15]

italian guy quotes :
1)walking on the beach to see the stars and suddendly trow a blanket on the sand and lay down try to recognize the stars
2) dinner in front of fireplace (italian girls get more horny with great food we do not drink much alcohol)
3) dancing in a very hot way with a girl (a lot of guys get laid thank to a dance call lambada back in the 90thies) http://www.obaobashow.com/video/lambadaISDN.ram
3) I CAN SEE THE STARS IN YOUR EYES (very popular)
4) after i meet you my life will not be the same anymore and I never met such a wonderful person like you before
they are really cheesy
but a lot of time that works
once talking to a cute park ranger lady in zion she told me that once she catch an italian guy whithout permit and after she told him that as a public officer he has to follow her ,he looked straight in her eyes and answer:I will go with you werever you want ,you are just so beautiful.!!!
:haha:

[Iceaxe]

Gosh, if any of those lines actually worked on a sober chick I got only one thing to say.....

.... Italian girls are easy :roflol:

Hey hesse, welcome back..... :thumb: and stop editing all the good stuff out of your previous posts. We liked hearing about tongue boy. :mrgreen:

[hesse15]

Gosh, if any of those lines actually worked on a sober chick I got only one thing to say.....

.... Italian girls are easy :roflol:

Hey hesse, welcome back..... :thumb: and stop editing all the good stuff out of your previous posts. We liked hearing about tongue boy. :mrgreen:
not really
italian girls when they like a guy do not do the american way "hard to get"
and we do not need to drink alchol to get a guy and be sorry the day after
usually when a guy does a line like that the girl already show interest otherwise she will tell you staight where you have to go....
i edited becuse i do not know the people here beside you so i do not want give a wrong impression
:nono: :ne_nau:

[cachehiker]

"hard to get"

I think this is more of a Utah thing than an American thing. Girls here are taught to expect a successful, church going, college graduate who works a white collar job, wants at least three children, owns a five bedroom house with a white picket fence in the suburbs, and has no vices whatsoever. It's what happiness is all about.

They're just too good for anything less, that is, until they're reach 25. At that point, they get excommunicated and have to learn how to get what they want on their own. Many of them never do, settle for less, and end up living what Thoreau calls "a life of quiet desperation".

[LJ]

italian guy quotes :
1)walking on the beach to see the stars and suddendly trow a blanket on the sand and lay down try to recognize the stars
2) dinner in front of fireplace (italian girls get more horny with great food we do not drink much alcohol)
3) dancing in a very hot way with a girl (a lot of guys get laid thank to a dance call lambada back in the 90thies) http://www.obaobashow.com/video/lambadaISDN.ram
3) I CAN SEE THE STARS IN YOUR EYES (very popular)
4) after i meet you my life will not be the same anymore and I never met such a wonderful person like you before
they are really cheesy
but a lot of time that works


Italian guys do know how to work it. I've been to Italy a bunch of times and the guys use these lines that an American guy could never get away with ever. Not sure how they do it but they are quite endearing.

[hesse15]

Italian guys do know how to work it. I've been to Italy a bunch of times and the guys use these lines that an American guy could never get away with ever. Not sure how they do it but they are quite endearing.
I think guys over there just like to flatter a girl,
usually strategy is look straight in the girls eyes ,pause ,smile and with a very soft voice tells something really sweett.
and wait for the girl reactions.if the girls reaction is positive they can tell something like did you ever see the blabla bla on the sunset light?if you want i can walk you there.
If they start with an aggressive comments they know already that the girl also if is a ugly one will tell them to go to hell.So they play the game step by step until the pray got catch in the trap.
Over there another thing is eye contact
like you are in a bus
you look at a guy
if the guy look back ,you smile ,that is the first communication way of interest.after you wait for the guy to come close and to says something nice ,but if the guy does not reply your look,that means is not interest.
pretty easy.

[LJ]

Would love to hear it. I've got a few Buckskin stories too but even more from the good ole Bit and Spur.
Okay, the next time I am in Zion, we *must* get together and swap freaky bar/man stories :friday: I'm not familiar with the Bit and Spur, however; is it in the area?

The guy that made the moves on my friend and I went by the nickname "Lugnut Bob". Not a name you can easily forget, I tell ya! :lol8: Have you come across a gentleman by this name whilst in that particular establisment? :smilehah:

Oy vey...

I admit that I cherish my "lugnut Bob" story; it has provided ample laughs over the past several years. I am not sure I've been back since that particular incident, but I wouldn't hesitate to go back (but not alone) - it was harmless and pretty entertaining in retrospect!

SJ


When the weather gets a bit nicer we will have to have like a chicks weekend with hiking during the day and cavorting/story telling at night. Maybe some of the guys can join us if they want - they will have to keep up though!

Bit and Spur is an overpriced restaurant/drinking establishment we have in Springdale. They get some great bands and they have a pool table - it's pretty much all we have.

I think I met Lugnut Bob last fall in the Fredonia gas station. I'll have to check with a friend of mine to see if she remembers - she got to meet him up close and personal.


Hey - just noticed I finally got rid of that "rookie" after my name - I never need to post again. OK - maybe to give Shane a hard time but that might be it!

LJ