Darwin Award audition

[Iceaxe]

:eek1:

[david staub]

Which is precisely why I don't own a gun

[jumar]

Because you'd try to shoot a beer off someone's head? :assault: :pitcher: :rifle:

[Iceaxe]

I don't think its the gun.... I'm guessing these guys would make better decisions without the alcohol. :friday: :pitcher: :crazycobasa:

[david staub]

those are the kinds of guys who wear t-shirts that say "guns don't kill people, I kill people"

[Iceaxe]

Actually I thought the guy was a dang good shot...... he hit the bottle dead center. Pretty tough shot considering the pressure and the six pack of beer he just drank.

:popcorn:

[david staub]

Honestly, it is hard to be critical of those guys when I think of all the stupid things that my older brother and I used to do and especially the things we used to do to our younger brother.

[Windwalker]

Which is precisely why I don't own a gun


Utah has laws against such stupidity,"Being in posession of a firearm while intoxicated." Problem for the cops is being in the right place at the right time to make the arrest.

If you enjoy a few sippers on the weekend I admire your decision to not own a firearm.

But it's Curious, that you don't own a gun because other people are stupid. :ne_nau:

[Iceaxe]

Which is precisely why I don't own a gun

Thanks for the hint.... at least now I know who's house to rob. :haha:

Funny, I used to work for this English guy who hated guns and was always bitching to me about the evils of firearms. This guy was also a really strong Mormon and always kept his chruch mandated two years food supply up-to-date. One day he starts in on me about how I should also keep a two years food supply.... I told him I didn't need a food supply because I owned a gun. He comes back with the smartass answer of "you can't eat a gun". Then I inform him that I know where he lives and if I need food I'll just come take his because I know he doesn't have a gun to stop me.... you should have seen the look on his face.... PRICELESS!!!

My T-shirt reads "Insured by Smith & Wesson" :2guns:

[david staub]

If the day comes that we ever need to use our two year supply, just come on over. I will be the guy out in his yard cooking all of his food to feed anyone that is hungry.

A few weeks ago we were talking in Church about our preparedness. Someone asked about pets. I said that my dog is my meat supply. :haha: I was surprised that no one laughed

[Iceaxe]

MMMmmmm.... BBQ dog :eat:

[Windwalker]

IceAxe,

I have my years supply also. Should the time come when there are no groceries on the store shelves come on down. I'll trade you a few supplies for your gun. :roflol: Just joking!

Other than that you better be good and be first to draw. Remember second place is just the first place loser.

Your friend is probably just not a member of the alternate PETA club, "People Enjoying Tasty Animals."

There is nothing in Mormonism that bans guns.
Be friendly to the anti-gunners, you may have to protect them someday.

[jumar]

I love my guns and am very much mormon :defend:

[Iceaxe]

There is nothing in Mormonism that bans guns.


I understand that.... In fact.... ol' Brigham required every able body male coming to the SLC valley to own and bring a gun.

How is that for a short history lesson :2thumbs:

[Windwalker]

There is nothing in Mormonism that bans guns.


I understand that.... In fact.... ol' Brigham required every able body male coming to the SLC valley to own and bring a gun.

How is that for a short history lesson :2thumbs:

No, I hadn't read that. Brigham was a good man dealing with rough times in the church.

By the way "There is nothing in Mormonism that bans guns" was a blank generic statement. Not inplying that anyone misunderstood or believed otherwise.

[DickHead]

If it comes down to it, I'll just take my neighbor's food supplies

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y88/Atc1man/Guns/6-10-043.jpg

:twisted:

[Sombeech]

Actually I thought the guy was a dang good shot...... he hit the bottle dead center. Pretty tough shot considering the pressure and the six pack of beer he just drank.

I actually think he was going for the guy's head. He thought the beer bottle was full.

BTW, my hero is Porter Rockwell. :2gun: I'm working my way through his biography.

[Iceaxe]

BTW, my hero is Porter Rockwell. :2gun: I'm working my way through his biography.

I have read most the popular Porter Rockwell biographies and stories.

Some are really good, some are really trash. One of the two books below is the best I have read on Port, the other was the worst. Unfortunately I can't remember which was which. I think the Man of God / Son of Thunder was the good one but I could have them mixed up.

Orrin Porter Rockwell: Man of God / Son of Thunder by Harold Schindler.

Porter Rockwell: A Biography by Richard Lloyd Dewey

Ice

[BrokenHorn]

The Corps of Discovery prefered dog meat over other and stated that it was quite good.

I'll be protecting my meat supply (100 pound lab) with my armament! :mrgreen:

[Iceaxe]

Roald Amundsen and his expedition beat Robert Scott's expedition in the race to the South Pole partly because they were willing to eat dog meat.

Scott's team suffered from scurvy and perished. Amundsen didn't know what caused scurvy either, but he knew that being away from a varied and natural diet for extended periods of time was worrisome. His party regularly picked out and shot the weakest dogs in the dog teams, and cooked and ate the resulting dog meat (and everything the men couldn't eat was fed to the rest of the dogs).

[david staub]

Even in the Mormon Church there are disagreements about guns.

I don't claim any doctrine in the Church for my choice. I have just chosen not to own any guns and have never used one in my life.

The week before Thanksgiving, my best friend was murdered by his brother. His brother had been diagnosed with schizophrenia (sp?) but still had guns. After becoming upset with my friend, he shot him three times in the back with a .357.

It is just my preference to not have a gun around.

You won't ever need a gun with me if you are hungry. I will happily feed you.

[DickHead]

Actually what he's trying to say is that kindness and compassion won't stop those willing to do you harm. If you think you're strong enough to sit there and watch someone brutalize your family after they take what you need to survive....then good luck.

[david staub]

Just because you don't own a gun does not mean that you would "allow" anyone to hurt you or your family.

[Iceaxe]

Just because you don't own a gun does not mean that you would "allow" anyone to hurt you or your family.

My question to you is....How you going to stop me?

I'm not saying this stuff to be mean.... I'm just telling you how it really is when everything goes to to crap.

[Iceaxe]

Hey David,

I didn't tell you this stuff to be a jerk or anything.... I just wanted you to understand there might be more to home defense then you realize... or not. The world can be an ugly place.

Peace
Ice

[DickHead]

Hey David,

I didn't tell you this stuff to be a jerk or anything.... I just wanted you to understand there might be more to home defense then you realize... or not. The world can be an ugly place.

Peace
Ice

There's sheep and there's wolves.

[hesse15]

hei guys
is christmas time
if nuclear war happen we are all going to die :eek2:
and yes if you want see something about the situation of human being in a survival setting there isa nice movie at the public library called "the day after"
pretty good watched with school when i was 12 years old and I store cans of food since then
but please do not get into personal BS about guns
lets go back to pretty women please :frustrated:
and pretty speedo guys for the ladies
Iceaxe is a good guy he just like to provoke sometime it will never do something like that
but is true that is very sensitive to female beauty.....guys.......
no really i can tell you for meeting in person is much more tame that he sounds like ....
opps
so lets go back to fun
this is my christmas gift to iceaxe
thinking of you guys from Sardegna meanwhile I am cooking my brain studiyng f""""ng statistics

[Iceaxe]

Any Volunteers? Free - No cost Inspections :roflol:



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[hesse15]

[quote="Iceaxe"]Any Volunteers? Free - No cost Inspections :roflol:



sorry Ice to point out the "VICE" :ne_nau: so you will be after some other dude
but still better than nothing :roflol:

[Sombeech]

OK, I'll get this one out of the gutter. :roll:

Here's the appropriate kind of p***y inspector.