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canyonphile
12-19-2005, 07:54 PM
Sorry if yer French....

Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Swiss Alps, are a French guy an American guy, an old Greek lady and a young blonde Swiss girl.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Frenchman has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.

The old lady thinks: The Frenchman must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.

The blonde thinks: That Frenchman must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.

The Frenchman thinks: The American must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

The American thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack that Frenchman again.

Iceaxe
12-19-2005, 07:56 PM
http://uutah.com/forum/files/french_soldierofsurrender.jpg

Windwalker
12-20-2005, 10:43 AM
:lol8: :lol8: "" I Liked That One"" :lol8: :lol8:
I can even tell this one to my wife, she's not happy with the French for their part in the war.