savanna3313
12-19-2005, 12:23 PM
Subject: Best Christmas Cookies Ever!!!
be sure to read it all...wouldn't want any mistakes!
CHRISTMAS COOKIE RECIPE ~ HAPPY HOLIDAYS ! ! !
1 cup water
1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup sugar
1 tsp. salt
1 tsp. lemon juice
1 cup brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups dried fruit
1 bottle Jim Beam
Directions:
First, sample the Beam to check quality. Take a large bowl. Check the Beam again, to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour 1 level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat 1 cup butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add 1 teaspoon of sugar, beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Beam is still OK. Try another cup just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy, break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in 1 cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off the floor. Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry loose with a screwdriver. Sample the Beam to check for um, er, toxicisity, yeah that's it. Next, sift 2 cups of salt or something.
Who giveshz ! a sheet. Check the Beam - Now shift the lemon juice
and strain your nuts. Add 1 table. &nbs! p; Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Beam and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS :boozer:
be sure to read it all...wouldn't want any mistakes!
CHRISTMAS COOKIE RECIPE ~ HAPPY HOLIDAYS ! ! !
1 cup water
1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup sugar
1 tsp. salt
1 tsp. lemon juice
1 cup brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups dried fruit
1 bottle Jim Beam
Directions:
First, sample the Beam to check quality. Take a large bowl. Check the Beam again, to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour 1 level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat 1 cup butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add 1 teaspoon of sugar, beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Beam is still OK. Try another cup just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy, break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in 1 cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off the floor. Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry loose with a screwdriver. Sample the Beam to check for um, er, toxicisity, yeah that's it. Next, sift 2 cups of salt or something.
Who giveshz ! a sheet. Check the Beam - Now shift the lemon juice
and strain your nuts. Add 1 table. &nbs! p; Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Beam and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS :boozer: