View Full Version : The Sensitive Man...

12-14-2005, 07:50 PM
A woman finds Patrick on Match.com and decides to meet in a bar. They talk; they connect, and end up leaving together.

They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his newly remodeled home, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.

There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows entering the entire wall!

It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display. There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf.

She found it strange for a guy to have such a large a collection of Teddy Bears, especially one that's so extensive, but doesn't mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side, all the while thinking to herself "Oh my God!... Maybe, this guy could be the one! Maybe he could father my children?"

She turns to him. They kiss passionately and then they impatiently RIP each other's clothes off and make hot, passionate love.

After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow.

The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was it?"

Patrick says: "Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf."