And for the Ladies - Merry Christmas

[Iceaxe]

I didn't want the ladies to feel left out so here is a little christmas cheer for them...

[nitmik]

That's just wrong, way wrong

[TreeHugger]

LOL!! :haha: :2thumbs:

[Shan]

Id rather look at the other Christmas photo....

[rockgremlin]

Well if ya didn't like that one, here's one ALL the ladies should appreciate...

http://www.tax-r-us.de/US%20Dollars.JPG

:roflol: :roflol:

[nitmik]

now that's one mine would support

[Windwalker]

Somethings just plain shouldn't be seen in or holding Speed-Os.
Me and Santa are two. :bootyshake:

[hesse15]

I didn't want the ladies to feel left out so here is a little christmas cheer for them... :frustrated:

Shane I was hoping something better from you

at least a Brad pitt kind of type ,just a suggestion

[hesse15]

I didn't want the ladies to feel left out so here is a little christmas cheer for them...

something like this one will be much appreciate

[Shan]

:nod:

[Iceaxe]

I see you prefer them with NO experience..... or are you hoping to get invited to junior prom :roflol:

[hesse15]

I see you prefer them with NO experience..... or are you hoping to get invited to junior prom :roflol:

so,
1)in Utah after 26 are all married
2) is fun to teach and they are plenty of energy and willing to learn
3) they did not have yet the 24 packs of beer belly

so only you guys can look for youngsters we are not in a equal opportunities country? :angryfire:

I never been to a prom party we do not have that back home.
but will be interesting if they are at least 21 so I can drink beer whithout being accused of underage corruption!!!

:pitcher: :mwink:

[derstuka]

I see you prefer them with NO experience..... or are you hoping to get invited to junior prom :roflol:

so only you guys can look for youngsters we are not in a equal opportunities country? :angryfire:


No, of course not...guys look at girls younger than themselves, so girls can do it as well. What's fair is fair I say!
:2thumbs:

[Iceaxe]

so only you guys can look for youngsters we are not in a equal opportunities country?

Hey... I don't make the rules.... look it up yourself, page 36 of the welcome to Utah owners manual :bootyshake:

Oh yeah... and on page 43 there is an old saying.... nothing comes off quicker then a prom dress :2thumbs:

:nod: And just for the record.... I do NOT have a beer belly..... That is a gas tank for a Love Machine!!!!

:2thumbs:

[hesse15]

[quote=hesse15] so only you guys can look for youngsters we are not in a equal opportunities country?

Hey... I don't make the rules.... look it up yourself, page 36 of the welcome to Utah owners manual :bootyshake:

Oh yeah... and on page 43 there is an old saying.... nothing comes off quicker then a prom dress :2thumbs:

:nod: And just for the record.... I do NOT have a beer belly..... That is a gas tank for a Love Machine!!!!
:five: :lol8:

[accadacca]

Nice work hesse15!!! You've got the old men reeling.... :lol8:

Ya, we know they can still score ladies like they used to in high school. :roll: At a rest home..... :bootyshake: :roflol:

[Iceaxe]

Ya, we know they can still score ladies like they used to in high school. :roll: At a rest home.....

Hey.... when you are 45 those 35 y/o babes look pretty hot.... :hitit:

[hesse15]

Ya, we know they can still score ladies like they used to in high school. :roll: At a rest home.....

Hey.... when you are 45 those 35 y/o babes look pretty hot.... :hitit:


wow sonext year i will be in
cool
but sorry Shane i still try to target below 30
they just keep you joung :cool2:
the only interest i have with old guys is if they have any cute sons....

[Sombeech]

i still try to target below 30

Well hesse, you've only got 2 months to go after me then.

But then again, I'm married.

[Iceaxe]

I think this is what hesses15 is really achin' for.....

:popcorn:

[hesse15]

i still try to target below 30

Well hesse, you've only got 2 months to go after me then.

But then again, I'm married.

do not worry first rule never mess up with married or already taken people

:2thumbs:

[hesse15]

I think this is what hesses15 is really achin' for.....

:popcorn:

that is what you call :the gas tank to make love?
I was thinking you were in better shape than that
I think you need to loose some weight over there perhaps some canyons? :haha:

[Iceaxe]

I think you need to loose some weight

Hey.... Santa needs no help.... he already has a list of all the naughty girls :five:

[hesse15]

I think you need to loose some weight

Hey.... Santa needs no help.... he already has a list of all the naughty girls :five:

no I think the young santa is getting all the naughty one and you can tell from the abs!!!
poor old santa did not read the joke about the old/joung rooster so he just eats candy cones and be more fat try to impress at least the mothers of the naughty girls

[derstuka]

Hesse15 & Iceaxe:

Sure you two aren

[Iceaxe]

try to impress at least the mothers of the naughty girls

We have a name for the mothers of the naughty girls in this country....

:2thumbs: MILF :2thumbs:

:bootyshake:

[hesse15]

try to impress at least the mothers of the naughty girls

We have a name for the mothers of the naughty girls in this country....

:2thumbs: MILF :2thumbs:

:bootyshake:
MILF Mother I'd Like to Find (polite form; from movie American Pie)

so you are really going to use the daughters to get the mom that is nice of you
those old overweight ladies need some good time too
so nice of you Santa